Geekorama
 

If nothing else, it gives you tacit permission to go nuts on the wardrobe if even your parents aren't cool enough to stop you.

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This just in....
 

300 WINS
4000 STRIKEOUTS

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CONGRATS ROCKET

300 wins
 

300 wins finally. Congratulations Roger Lemons

R.S.V.P. question
 

You mean you didn't get my RSVP? I sent it back last week. Oh shit, the stamp was upside down. That explains the possibility of death thing. Now I don't get to come to your party AND I get death. Those fuckers.

Cake or death? :D

edited to say congrats to The Rocket. Glad he could do it in front of a friendly crowd. But hey, was that chubby little kid standing behind him in the interview his? Is it me or were there just not that many chubby kids when we were young? Were we more active or did their moms just hide them?

Ask Not What Your Country Can Doh! for You
 

Just remember, any "internet" poll is usually voted upon in a ratio of helpless, pitiful, acne-infested wonks to normal humaniods in a ratio of at least 3 to 1.

Remember the People "100 most beautiful people" from a couple years ago?

Remember how "Hank the angry drunk dwarf" beat the living pants off everybody else???

....spinning away on Saturday. Oh, how I love response briefs.

Is this test day?
 

Upstanding

How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

Interesting that upstanding people in the UK still get 5 years. No wonder the crime rate's higher across the pond.

Munchkinland
 

I threw him once.

Seriously.

not7y(Alas poor Hank. Godspeed)S

From the Sick Fuck Files
 

Consider that Judge Breyer only gave Ed Rosenthal time served when the probation report asked for 3+ years and the DOJ wanted 7 years, and perhaps we can put Breyer on the list of federal judges who don't fly off the handle at sentencing.

The push for sentencing guidelines actually came out of the Bay Area, where a dealer could get probation or 20 years depending on which judge caught the case. Now it's fairer....they all get 30 years.

Munchkinland
 

Is that you, Bababooey????

Dodgy - Just passing through
 

Damn. I got 38 years and £9500. Must have been the sex toy . . .

DVD Recommendation
 

I highly recommend Roger Dodger.

My weekend's only disappointment: the OddMan's Geek Test score was disappointing low -- a 16.96252% Geek. I'd hoped his scifi library and tech job would have provided a significantly higher score.

I'll suggest Bend it like Beckham, which was pretty cute.

Pretty much a typical second generation kid wants to do something nontraditional, lies to mom and dad and silliness results.

But it was fun to watch.


And hey, apparently, money CAN buy happiness...sort of

Who knew?

http://www.msnbc.com/news/926241.asp

I second. Mr. Elk and I saw it last week. The soccer is cheesy, but the movie is very entertaining. Loved the soundtrack.

Roger Dodger
 

Back from the dead and just checking things out here on a recommendation...

I actually thought the movie was painful to watch. What did you like about it?

Zak

Roger Dodger
 

Well holy shit Zak, how the hell are you?

Leagl, yes I know it is late and I have no life - grading papers is not the fun part of the job, Eaze