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cheval de frise 09-02-2009 10:01 PM
Dancing with Doc Rivers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 398404)
More like Cock Rivers.
Shawn Johnson runs for her life.

(Confidential to PLF -- it wasn't funny the first two times either.)

CDF

Pretty Little Flower 09-02-2009 10:15 PM
Re: Dancing with Doc Rivers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 398406)
Shawn Johnson runs for her life.

(Confidential to PLF -- it wasn't funny the first two times either.)

CDF
Public response to cdf: Content yourself with being the board clown. I have loftier goals than cheap laughs.

cheval de frise 09-03-2009 06:40 AM
Velour suit? Check
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 398407)
Public response to cdf: Content yourself with being the board clown. I have loftier goals than cheap laughs.
It's a little late now to claim you have standards.

CDF

Fugee 09-03-2009 08:25 AM
Re: Dancing with Doc Rivers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 398407)
I have loftier goals than cheap laughs.
Name one.

Hank Chinaski 09-03-2009 08:35 AM
Re: Dancing with Doc Rivers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 398417)
Name one.
i (try to) win a spider solitaire game every day.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 09-03-2009 09:25 AM
Re: Dancing with Doc Rivers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 398418)
i (try to) win a spider solitaire game every day.
I'm really missing dtb's wedding talk now.

John Phoenix 09-03-2009 09:39 AM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 398295)
A note: this was our first chance to break in my new ridiculous tempur-pedic mattress. Amazing for sleeping, not so great for sexing (for us), although it would definitely help those of you with wrist or shoulder related problems.
Which model mattress did you get? Price?

ABBAKiss 09-03-2009 09:49 AM
Re: Caption?:
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 398404)
More like Cock Rivers.
Is that seriously a boner?

Fugee 09-03-2009 10:01 AM
Re: Caption?:
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ABBAKiss (Post 398423)
Is that seriously a boner?
Look what it takes to bring ABBA back!

dtb's having a shotgun wedding and evenodds was offered $$ for a BJ. What's new with you?

evenodds 09-03-2009 10:07 AM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Phoenix (Post 398422)
Which model mattress did you get? Price?
The CelebrityBed. It's heavenly. Retail is $4-5k, even on sale, but I have seen it as low as $3k. I got a "to the trade" price (thanks, mom).

Hank Chinaski 09-03-2009 10:09 AM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 398425)
The CelebrityBed. It's heavenly. Retail is $4-5k, even on sale, but I have seen it as low as $3k. I got a "to the trade" price (thanks, mom).
which trade?

ABBAKiss 09-03-2009 10:13 AM
Re: Caption?:
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 398424)
Look what it takes to bring ABBA back!

dtb's having a shotgun wedding and evenodds was offered $$ for a BJ. What's new with you?
Last week I was approached by a sweet young hobo who offered to share his forty of malt liquor with me. I think that might be the highlight of the past 2.5 years. Other than that it has just been the chaos typical of ABBAKiss. :D

John Phoenix 09-03-2009 10:20 AM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 398425)
The CelebrityBed. It's heavenly. Retail is $4-5k, even on sale, but I have seen it as low as $3k. I got a "to the trade" price (thanks, mom).
Wow. I went online to check out the mattresses after you posted your message, and was surprised by the prices. That one is on the website for $3,999 for just a king size mattress. I'd like a new mattress, but I'm not that interested in paying four grand (ok, or even $3,999) for one. But it is good to know that it is an awesome mattress.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-03-2009 10:33 AM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 398425)
I got a "to the trade" price (thanks, mom).
What is the "to the trade" price? (And to clarify, I mean to the trade of decorators/interior designers/etc. If there's a hooker-trade price I don't have very good contacts, even though gmail is back up)

evenodds 09-03-2009 10:51 AM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Phoenix (Post 398428)
Wow. I went online to check out the mattresses after you posted your message, and was surprised by the prices. That one is on the website for $3,999 for just a king size mattress. I'd like a new mattress, but I'm not that interested in paying four grand (ok, or even $3,999) for one. But it is good to know that it is an awesome mattress.
I know it's ridiculous. Plus, you have to get the foundation (a gigantic microfiber-wrapped box), no matter what kind of bed you get, which tacks on a minimum of $400.

But, a truly great mattress is worth the price.

There are less expensive tempurpedics (and the luckiest man alive has a plush sealy version) and I frankly cannot imagine ever buying an inner-spring again.

It's amazing for sleeping. For sexing, we prefer surfaces with less resistance, so will continue to use the sofas, the cocktail table, the dining chairs, the kitchen counter, the rugs, etc.

John Phoenix 09-03-2009 10:56 AM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 398430)
I know it's ridiculous. Plus, you have to get the foundation (a gigantic microfiber-wrapped box), no matter what kind of bed you get, which tacks on a minimum of $400.

But, a truly great mattress is worth the price.

There are less expensive tempurpedics (and the luckiest man alive has a plush sealy version) and I frankly cannot imagine ever buying an inner-spring again.
Fine, twist my arm, why don't you? You can't just put the mattress on top of a traditional box spring?

Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 398430)
It's amazing for sleeping. For sexing, we prefer surfaces with less resistance, so will continue to use the sofas, the cocktail table, the dining chairs, the kitchen counter, the rugs, etc.
No helpful link, like with the mattress?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-03-2009 11:06 AM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 398430)
I know it's ridiculous. Plus, you have to get the foundation (a gigantic microfiber-wrapped box), no matter what kind of bed you get, which tacks on a minimum of $400.

But, a truly great mattress is worth the price.

There are less expensive tempurpedics (and the luckiest man alive has a plush sealy version) and I frankly cannot imagine ever buying an inner-spring again.

It's amazing for sleeping. For sexing, we prefer surfaces with less resistance, so will continue to use the sofas, the cocktail table, the dining chairs, the kitchen counter, the rugs, etc.
Questions:
  • Did you previously prefer a firm mattress? I don't like anything to cushy - I hate pillowtops.
  • Isn't the fabric too warm?

evenodds 09-03-2009 11:07 AM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 398429)
What is the "to the trade" price? (And to clarify, I mean to the trade of decorators/interior designers/etc. If there's a hooker-trade price I don't have very good contacts, even though gmail is back up)
I went to a national furniture chain and the bed was $4400 on sale. I paid a little less than half of that during a manufacturer's promotion.

Ahem, I was solicited as a whore, but I have no whore access or pricing.

I may have some whore powers, though.

dtb 09-03-2009 11:11 AM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 398433)

I may have some whore powers, though.
Such as....?

evenodds 09-03-2009 11:12 AM
All Mattresses, All the Time
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Phoenix (Post 398431)
Fine, twist my arm, why don't you? You can't just put the mattress on top of a traditional box spring?
I would think not for the structural integrity. Traditional box springs -- which I haven't used in 15 years or more, so I could be wrong -- have planks, right, rather than being a flat surface? The point is you need a flat surface for the mattress to rest upon.

Quote:
Originally Posted by John Phoenix (Post 398431)
No helpful link, like with the mattress?
You can check our channel on xtube.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 398432)
Questions:
  • Did you previously prefer a firm mattress? I don't like anything to cushy - I hate pillowtops.
  • Isn't the fabric too warm?
Yes, I prefer a firm mattress. I had a pillow-top, but it was firm. The fabric is not too warm. That was more of an old-school problem, and they have re-engineered the tops and the fabrics to keep them cool and help with airflow. I live in Texas and I am perfectly comfortable.

John Phoenix 09-03-2009 11:15 AM
Re: All Mattresses, All the Time
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 398435)
I would think not for the structural integrity. Traditional box springs -- which I haven't used in 15 years or more, so I could be wrong -- have planks, right, rather than being a flat surface? The point is you need a flat surface for the mattress to rest upon.



You can check our channel on xtube.
[/list]Yes, I prefer a firm mattress. I had a pillow-top, but it was firm. The fabric is not too warm. That was more of an old-school problem, and they have re-engineered the tops and the fabrics to keep them cool and help with airflow. I live in Texas and I am perfectly comfortable.
There goes that idea. I like a soft mattress.

evenodds 09-03-2009 11:23 AM
Re: All Mattresses, All the Time
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Phoenix (Post 398436)
There goes that idea. I like a soft mattress.
This feels like floating. There is an opposing softness and firmness. It's hard to describe. Go to a store and try them out. I went to a Havertys and they had dozens of models. That's how I picked what I loved.

Hank Chinaski 09-03-2009 11:25 AM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 398429)
What is the "to the trade" price? (And to clarify, I mean to the trade of decorators/interior designers/etc. If there's a hooker-trade price I don't have very good contacts, even though gmail is back up)
am i on ignore?

evenodds 09-03-2009 11:27 AM
xtube
 
I just realized I threw out an xtube reference and you're still talking about mattresses?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-03-2009 11:28 AM
Re: xtube
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 398439)
I just realized I threw out an xtube reference and you're still talking about mattresses?
You failed to provide a link.

Sidd Finch 09-03-2009 11:30 AM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Phoenix (Post 398422)
Which model mattress did you get? Price?
You're in the market for a mattress that's not good for the sexing?

sebastian_dangerfield 09-03-2009 11:32 AM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 398359)
I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home.
But how was the spiral? A frozen rope or a Leinart (or Jim Plunkett, for the old bastards) lazy lob?

Stated another way, did you kill the rats or just stun them? It matters.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-03-2009 11:33 AM
Re: xtube
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 398439)
I just realized I threw out an xtube reference and you're still talking about mattresses?
I caught it. Burger has my proxy.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-03-2009 11:35 AM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 398441)
You're in the market for a mattress that's not good for the sexing?
That's easy - a waterbed. The only thing less effective and comfortable is attempting the act in actual water.

Sidd Finch 09-03-2009 11:35 AM
Re: xtube
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 398439)
I just realized I threw out an xtube reference and you're still talking about mattresses?
It's a little shocking. John Phoenix is hardly recognizable.

Or maybe we're all just old. Tell us more about your xtube channel.

Adder 09-03-2009 11:36 AM
Re: xtube
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 398439)
I just realized I threw out an xtube reference and you're still talking about mattresses?
Having heard about what is in your repertoire, we assumed that you were just being a tease.

John Phoenix 09-03-2009 11:36 AM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 398441)
You're in the market for a mattress that's not good for the sexing?
We have a trapeze and swing for that.

Gattigap 09-03-2009 11:37 AM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 398441)
You're in the market for a mattress that's not good for the sexing?
Phoenix is simply participating in the inexorable decline of civilization and all that is right with the world.

BusinessWeek

Quote:
So, pick your side folks: A perfect night’s sleep, or great sex? Apparently, more of you prefer the sleep. According to a new survey of 12,500 frequent travelers (sponsored by Westin Hotels & Resorts conducted with the help of the National Sleep Foundation), more than 51% of respondents preferred a perfect night of sleep to great sex (that’s 20 percentage points higher than when Westin conducted a similar survey two years ago). Nearly half of those polled (42%) said they’d “rather have a sleeping pill on their pillow than a traditional chocolate,” and 57% said a bad night’s sleep has hurt their business performance.

**

Here’s a sampling of the rest of the poll:

--men, not women, are more likely than women to take sleep over sex, with the majority of women saying they prefer sex to snoozing. And Americans aren't alone – in 90% the countries surveyed, sleep beat sex (Canada was the sole exception).

Gwinky, as always, remains a beacon for our hopes.

dtb 09-03-2009 11:37 AM
Re: xtube
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 398446)
Having heard about what is in your repertoire, we assumed that you were just being a tease.
I thought this whole thing got started because of what isn't in her repertoire.

greatwhitenorthchick 09-03-2009 11:38 AM
Re: All Mattresses, All the Time
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 398437)
This feels like floating. There is an opposing softness and firmness. It's hard to describe. Go to a store and try them out. I went to a Havertys and they had dozens of models. That's how I picked what I loved.
I used to have a tempur pedic which I loved but it gave me headaches (I think I am allergic to the space age material). Anyway, I then got this http://www.lifekind.com/index.php/si...t/20/?from=3,5 which is organic natural rubber, and it is awesome for sleeping and also awesome for the sexing. And eco-friendly! (also, expensive).

dtb 09-03-2009 11:38 AM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 398448)
Phoenix is simply participating in the inexorable decline of civilization and all that is right with the world.

BusinessWeek




Gwinky, as always, remains a beacon for our hopes.

A bad night's sleep can be recompensed by a morning's good fuck.

dtb 09-03-2009 11:40 AM
Re: All Mattresses, All the Time
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 398450)
organic natural rubber [...] is awesome for sleeping and also awesome for the sexing. And eco-friendly! (also, expensive).
Is the sleeping or the sexing expensive? (or both?)

evenodds 09-03-2009 11:40 AM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 398451)
A bad night's sleep can be recompensed by a morning's good fuck.
And now we're back to weddings . . .

Adder 09-03-2009 11:42 AM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 398448)
Phoenix is simply participating in the inexorable decline of civilization and all that is right with the world.

BusinessWeek




Gwinky, as always, remains a beacon for our hopes.
I have to wonder if they offered to exchange anything more interesting than a sleeping pill for a chocolate. Throw in Halle Berry or Jenna Jameson (from several years back), and I suspect they would have gotten a different result.

greatwhitenorthchick 09-03-2009 11:43 AM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 398448)
Gwinky, as always, remains a beacon for our hopes.
Yay! I've never been more proud.


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