Telemarketers with 130 Cats
 

I think quite a lot of telemarketers (other than students doing it for part-time work) are already in a spiral of debt and depression. Two of the moms I worked with in child protection cases had telemarketing jobs because that's the only work they could get. Not a lot of people want to hire you if you are unreliable in attendance due to periodic binges.

As for the cat infestation article, I didn't know Thrasher Fan lived in Wisconsin.

Tales from the jungle
 

You keep your money in your bra too?

Darryl Hannah
 

FWIW, I understand she still has a luxury penthouse condo in a very nice high rise overlooking Lincoln Park here...

She comes from a very, very, very wealthy (i.e., megamillionaire captain of industry type) family, so she doesn't need to act to live very comfortably for the rest of her life. Good thing, too, because she can't act.

Tales from the jungle
 

I can't even fathom a lifetime open bar.

QE
 

And that's the difference between information based on jewish cultural history, and information based on horror movies and books.

I find it vaguely funny that the goy horror buff is apparently the only one who could come up with a coherent explanation of an obscure creature of jewish mythology for paigow.

QE
 

t-svee. The "t" is barely pronounced at all, but it is pronounced.

QE
 

Can you say "allegory?"

QE
 

Um, yeah.

This is boring. Can we get back to guessing what BnB did to earn the extra $7?

QE
 

Those of us who don't already know.

Tales from the jungle
 

Aw, thanks! I was going with the chris definiteon of cougar which is where I first heard the term. Is he canadian?

Tales from the jungle
 

And here is today's most excellent Bilmore of the Day. I like it.

Tales from the jungle
 

Drunken Lap Dancing followed by blackout.

s(I have the pictures)f

Tales from the jungle
 

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quote:
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
One night, I left the house with a twenty dollar bill, a pack of cigarettes with just 4 or 5 left in the pack, and a book of matches.

I returned home that night with $27, a full pack of cigs and 2 lighters. I am still not sure how this transpired.
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QUOTE]Originally posted by spookyfish
Drunken Lap Dancing followed by blackout.

s(I have the pictures)f [/QUOTE]

Looks like someoen has no business living with PJ-Lo, Chevy and the world of JFUCK. Welcome back from the Ignore LIst.

7 bucks and a pack of smokes
 

In other words, she initially quoted Wonk $10 for a handjob in the back of the bar, but they ultimately settled on $7 and a pack of smokes.

That was really too easy, and I should have been pro enough to leave it alone. But I've got a cold and I didn't sleep much last night. So cut me some slack.

7 bucks and a pack of smokes
 

So you're saying that when handjobbing Wonk the ladies have to settle for less than they were expecting? That's cold, dude.

Tales from the jungle
 

You have replaced Atticus on my crush list. I think I love you.

Tales from the jungle
 

Good job, spooky. Probably will get a discount next time...

7 bucks and a pack of smokes
 

And just wrong. That's premium work.

Edited to remove echo.

Lazy Test
 

From our friends at thespark.com --

http://test3.thespark.com/lazytest/

This test is not their strongest effort (maybe the writers were lazy). For example, it doesn't even ask how long per day you spend on internet bulletin boards. I got 32% lazy.

fucking telemarketers
 

Best thing to do is ask them if they mind if you record the call for quality assurance. If they actually say yes, then ask them for the last four digits of their social security number for tracking purposes. They'll hang up and probably not call back.

Death Q Update
 

Thanks for the advice last week about my friend whose mom died last week.

I've talked to him a dozen times since then. He has never mentioned it, other than to say he hasn't been able to ride much because he's had something going on.

Lazy Test
 

Clearly this test is messed up if I am less lazy than you.

28% lazy

FYI, you are not quite lazy enough to require help with de-panting: But that's cool.

FUN FACTS...
people lazier than you (89%)
people just as lazy as you (2%)
people less lazy than you (7%)

Lazy Test
 

Me too. Maybe you are me.

Lazy Test
 

Maybe you were too lazy to take the test and you read over my shoulder. Cheater.

Goofy Post of the Day
 

While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with
your right foot. While doing this, draw a number "6" in the air with your right hand.



What direction is your foot going now?

Lazy Test
 

That would involve finding you and traveling to you. Not likely.

Goofy Post of the Day
 

That is creepy.

Goofy Post of the Day
 

What is? My foot was still going clockwise. Am I a mutant?

Goofy Post of the Day
 

No. I think your hand is lazy.

Goofy Post of the Day
 

Great. You just shoved my chances of ever getting any from anyone on this board below basement floor level. Thanks.

Goofy Post of the Day
 

Trust me, it was a favor.

Goofy Post of the Day
 

How so?

Goofy Post of the Day
 

Okay, so it's 5:19 local time, and again, the FB falls silent for all but the Texans.

What is up with that?

Goofy Post of the Day
 

I've been advised by Taxwonk that bangability ratings are adversely affected by existing fb relationships. I think there is an algorithm involved. Fringey will best maintain a high bangability rating by never actually banging.

Cow, milk, etc.

Goofy Post of the Day
 

We're all chatty after our afternoon naps?

Goofy Post of the Day
 

Don't be so insecure. You're above basement level.

Goofy Post of the Day
 

Wanker? You took a rule on faith from Wanker? I think if you are a straight female having 4 or 5 FB males (or females, maybe) vouch for your skills in bed increases your bangability.

Goofy Post of the Day
 

You're taking bangability rating advice from Wonk?

Now that sounds like Wonk advice.

Goofy Post of the Day
 

I think you meant skillz.


Edited to say really you meant mad skillz.

Goofy Post of the Day
 

If that's again from Wanker, probably not.