FB Bridge Club
 

I wished you live here. You are in Boston right? I would totally learn bridge with you, and I live to play Hearts. And we could watch tennis matches together.

OK, I am making us sound like a hypothetical fiftysomething lesbian couple.

Favorite Magazines?
 

Entertainment Weekly.
Real Simple.
Lucky.
Fitness.
Cooking Light.
Elle Decor.

I also get Vogue, W, ESPN the Magazine, Bon Appetit, the Source, and Private Clubs.

Favorite Magazines?
 

Bitch and Bust. And Glamour. Oh, go to hell, like feminists can't be addicted to lip gloss?

FB Bridge Club
 

And to think I was pondering a move to DC before I found my new job in Beantown. So close.

Favorite Magazines?
 

This magazine is unreadable. And I love reading about sports.

Actually, Sport's Illustrated used to be good, but sucks now. What happened?

Goofy Post of the Day
 

You're doing twins and you're whining about having to go shopping with them?

Neanderthal, please. At least make yourself useful and take out their garbage.

Favorite Magazines?
 

Penthouse.

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fratboy, please. she doesnt really read the magazine, she is jsut filling csquared's shoes as the resident sexy sports loving lady. it just sits there on her coffeetable next to martha stewart living and the good vibrations catalog

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Apropos of nothing, I still laugh whenever I think about that scene in "The Sure Thing" where the English professor reads John Cusack's "Dear Penthouse Forum" letter out loud in class.

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You win the BVBotY award. * congrats. its why I am a fan






*Baudy Vaudevillesque Bilmore of the Year

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you know Penthouse has gone Chapter 11? turns out guys don't like to beat off while looking at fuzzy pictures of chicks in fake outer space garb getting peed on.

Goofy Post of the Day
 

And TWICE the garbage! I'm already exhausted.

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Sweetie, that's your coffeetable, not mine.

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I'll read Playboy cover to cover. It's too tame to be a TCB magazine. Oddly enough, I'll only look at the pictures in Maxim, Stuff and FHM, b/c they are also unreadable.

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No, mine has the Jewish to English Dictionary, the Cougar's Guide to White Boy Jive, and the Dummies Guide to Muffling the Wackadoos Chattering in Your Head. I dont have to try to be sexy, bc clearly, I just am.

Favorite Magazines?
 

I'm wondering. Is sexy like classy?

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In order to be a sexy lady, you ahve to be a classy lady. But you dont have to be sexy to be a classy lady. Not only am I both a sexy lady and a classy lady, I am also an amazing lady. Its a wonder I am still single.

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Nice response. E/O, I may have made some comment about her being jealous of your diamond-hard nips, but you are far classier than I.

Paigow does get points for the "fratboy, please" intro, though. All in all, I'd say kudos all round.

Nice Friday run-thru, people -- now let's remember to bring it tomorrow when it counts.

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We wonder that every single day.

Clearly the problem is with the men.

Favorite Magazines?
 

Will you go out with me?

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First off, csquared, the ultimate sexy and classy lady, is the one with the diamond hard nips. you know, the kind you can hang towels off of. I dont think EO has discussed her nips or any of her other fabulous assets here. lets give credit where its due.

which makes me think, its kind of unclassy to tout your diamond hard nips to a roomful of internet people you may or may not know. and you ave to be classy to be sexy. so now I dont know if csquared , I mean cdeuced, is a sexy and classy lady. Nah, of course she is, she just had an off day. usually she is way more subtle about these things.

Favorite Magazines?
 

Clearly. WHich is why I am probably goign to spend my golden years in Boston playng Canasta with Ann Elk and wondering how I got there.

Goofy Post of the Day
 

Hell, I don't know. I'm just assuming over here. But imagine sitting in the same women's shoe store on two different occassions. The second time, the convo would go like this:

Twin 2: "Do you like these, these, those, these, these or these? Because these go well with my fall stuff, but those go better with black. And these can be worn in more than one season. But those transition from work to play with no problem. But these..."

You: "You want the black sling backs."

Twin 2: "How do you know? I really like those, but we haven't even gotten started yet."

You: "Trust me."

And then she'll go through the whole thing anyway and you'll be sticking those pumps in your fucking eyes, Single White Female style.

TM

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If I had diamond hard nips, I would talk about them. That is something to shout to the world about, like the ability to fart with your pussy or give a blow job while standing on your head or something like that. Although not so classy, is vital information that should be shared.

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Wow. Of course. You are the Gertrude Stein of this joint

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See, that was my point* -- you compared her to c2ed, so my "if I were e/o" response was to tie it into another of your comments regarding c2ed. I hate it when what I think is an oh-so-amusing post results in a "huh?"

Anyway, it's all good. You are still the the Joanne Worley to my Gene Rayburn.

*Hi, Thurgreed!**

**The "hi, insert name of poster who will be annoyed by this post" schtick is funny, and I am shamelessly stealing it.

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Sure they do. Penske would rather just do it online.

TM

CAT-sup and Need Help
 

Akk, I was on a conference call at home when I got news that my uncle had died. Of course, we got rid of call waiting 4 years ago on grounds of rudeness, and no one apparently thought of having the operator cut into my call or try my moble, so after 4 1/2 hours of trying (it was a long conf call) my parents called a friend down the street who walked over to tell my husband, who in turn had to tell me.

Not only did it freak out me, it freaked out everyone else on the call. I didn't react well. He was one of my favorite relatives.

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Thank you. I can't play bridge, though I am willing to learn, and I do watch Tennis. I also don't mind sharing you with Ann, we just need a fourth now right? Evenodds?


And since I am Gertrude, I will write a (bad) poem for you.

Paigow is much like the sun in the sky
hidden at night by the moon
but knowing her glory remains alive
and back she'll be ere noon.

Goofy Post of the Day
 

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You could have shortened that whole paragraph up to "You whiffed, dumbass." Same difference.

TM

Book Lovers' Poll: historical mysteries
 

I would second these, though I haven't actually read the majority of them. Particularly interesting about these books are the facts that (i) the heroine is not particularly bright, and (ii) is really inappropriately sexually obsessed with her husband. Makes for some very amusing reading indeed.

I am keeping one eye open for (i) the next Wheel of Time entry by Robert Jordan, and (ii) any additional Gunslinger books by S. King.

I am always fond of short story collections, actually. Good way to locate likely sources of interesting stuff.

Favorite Magazines?
 

thanks! I wish I could have two avatars. One of Joanna Worley in additoin to my beloved Maud. But I cant remover Maud. And I will always think fondly of you as Wink Martindale.

Goofy Post of the Day
 

I was hoping your twins looked more like this:

http://www.twinship.tv/images/twins4_2.jpg

TM

Favorite Magazines?
 

wow, nobody has ever written bad poetry for me before. THis is so Trista and Ryan!!!!(hi bilmore and thrugreed!!! ;) ) Maybe I should switch teams. How do you feel about hot tubs?

ANd I think barely would be a good fourth. I knwo you guys have a pretty serious little thang going (thang- I speak jive). :

CAT-sup and Need Help
 

I didn't know people had a favorite relative, let alone several. Huh. I am the only cool person in my entire lineage.

Favorite Magazines?
 

Same with GQ. Johnny Knoxville is on the cover. Johnny Knoxville seems like a nice enough guy, and Jackass is entertaining enough at pinchhit time, but does he merit the cover of GQ? The articles have been dumbed down enough for the average Sigma Nu elephant walker to read while beer bonging Bacardi coolers. Instead of being a market leader, it chases magazines like Stuff and FHM towards the least common denominator. This is the strategy has that more or less killed Esquire. The only thing remaining in GQ worth reading consistently is the Style Guy, and even he has been slipping (how many columns do you need warning the high school punching bag that the swirly resulting from making fun of kids who shop at Wal Mart is not stylish?).

Vanity Fair remains good cover to cover. Juice has good band interviews for the aged. Us is my guilty pleasure.

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My pleasure. I love hot tubs. Alas barely has broken my heart, for I am the Ellen to her Anne (except she's sane.) But I can control the pain if you want her to join us for bridge and tennis.

Goofy Post of the Day
 

Yeah, but why aren't they peeing on each other?

CAT-sup and Need Help
 

I have a favorite aunt. Just because I think she is my real mother. I look exactly like her. (I look nothing like my mother).