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NotFromHere 06-16-2003 03:40 PM

U.S. Open Topless Girl
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Once you've seen a number of senior German and Italian men in speedos, you'll run, not walk, for that Dead parking lot. And their topless wives ain't no treat either. ĦAy Caramba!
I saw enough of that at ZUMA beach to put me off of going to Italy for a very long time. What is it with Italian guys with the fat gut and the speedos? And for chrissakes, put a t-shirt on! And if you're on the beach the ghetto chain is not necessary.

fufu 06-16-2003 03:46 PM

Rules for Shirtlessness
 
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Originally posted by purse junkie
And guys, if you have major monkey thatch, especially on your back, for God's sake cover up. Innocent people shouldn't have to see that. It's just cruel.
PJ, you read my mind. eEery so often I see Robin Williams out running. He looks like a woolly mammoth and it grosses me out whenever I see him.

Bad_Rich_Chic 06-16-2003 03:46 PM

Trading Spaces
 
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
12. A man with a tool in his hand becomes a screaming tyrant to the "helper" person.
13. Never do the upstairs shower AFTER the kitchen because when the shower leaks, you WILL have to re-do the kitchen.
14. Home Improvement ALWAYS costs twice as much as you thought it would.
15. Get a health club membership so that at least you can take a shower when the (electricity/water) is turned off.
16. Don't listen when people tell you something is "easy" to do.
17. Men with power tools are sexy.
18. Women with power tools are sexier.

BR(we bought a cordless drill this weekend - heh, heh heh)C

fufu 06-16-2003 03:48 PM

Rules for Shirtlessness
 
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Originally posted by fufu
PJ, you read my mind. eEery so often I see Robin Williams out running. He looks like a woolly mammoth and it grosses me out whenever I see him.
That should read: Every so often I see Robin Williams out running.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 06-16-2003 03:49 PM

U.S. Open Topless Girl
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
What is it with Italian guys with the fat gut and the speedos?
I have no particular euro-expertise, but my sister, who dates a German, insists that anything but tight-fitting bathing suits and underwear are anathema to european men. It doesn't matter the age or the size of the gut--tighty-whiteys and speedos for all. Her observations certainly accord with the horrifying sites I've seen on some european beaches. I'm limiting all future trips to Fall and Spring (Winter's out too -- coed naked saunas throughout the Alps).

notcasesensitive 06-16-2003 03:53 PM

Perfect FB nexus topics
 
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I'm surprised that no one ever posts article from Nerve here. Like this one, about a guy who does different drugs, has sex and writes a lab report about it.

"We settled on ecstasy, cocaine, marijuana, mushrooms and Viagra. Each would be evaluated by six criteria: immediate physical effect, tactile response, duration of sex, mental images produced, lab assistant's reaction, and comparison to usage outside the sexual realm."

Anyone have any good stories they want to share?
I'm not feeling the need to share, but it is interesting how drastically people's experiences with drugs and sex can vary. Funny story. Very accommodating girlfriend.

Sparklehorse 06-16-2003 04:09 PM

Perfect FB nexus topics
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm not feeling the need to share, but it is interesting how drastically people's experiences with drugs and sex can vary. Funny story. Very accommodating girlfriend.
I was impressed that this guy gets paid to take drugs and have sex without having to get involved with prostitution (unless you count writing about it all).

I don't have any good stories myself although I knew some people in college who tried to do whippets while they were having orgasms. Apparently, it was pretty hard to time properly.

Tyrone Slothrop 06-16-2003 04:20 PM

Almost enough to buy another CD
 
If you signed up for the CD price-fixing settlement, you're going to get a check for $12.63, altho' it's not clear when.

Atticus Grinch 06-16-2003 04:23 PM

That school district is poiiiiiisooon . . . .
 
What's next, Bobby selling life insurance?



A(Never trust a big butt and a smile . . . .)G


Edited to remove an image that Atticus hadn't originally posted that was a TOS violation. LE

SlaveNoMore 06-16-2003 04:25 PM

Perfect FB nexus topics
 
Quote:

Sparklehorse
"We settled on ecstasy, cocaine, marijuana, mushrooms and Viagra. Each would be evaluated by six criteria: immediate physical effect, tactile response, duration of sex, mental images produced, lab assistant's reaction, and comparison to usage outside the sexual realm."
The only big deal about any of this is that he actually kept notes.

not7yS

MisterEbola 06-16-2003 04:25 PM

Sallie Mae F**k-up
 
Did any else out there get bit in the ass courtesy of Sallie Mae's calculation "error"???? Apparently 800,000 accounts got f**ked up and they're increasing payments on these accounts to reconcile their little oopise.

Thoughts?

sebastian_dangerfield 06-16-2003 04:25 PM

Rules for Shirtlessness
 
Quote:

Originally posted by purse junkie
And guys, if you have major monkey thatch, especially on your back, for God's sake cover up. Innocent people shouldn't have to see that. It's just cruel.
The worst is a pasty dude with bacne. That's just fucking disgusting.

I recall basketball practice in 8th grade where they'd split us into shirts v. skins. I always had to guard this tall kid who dribbled with his back to the defender and his back was covered in bacne. I couldn't even guard the motherfucker. I'd just hand him the lane praying he'd turn around. Doing suicides was better than chancing having his back bump into me.

LessinSF 06-16-2003 04:28 PM

60 minutes
 
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Originally posted by purse junkie
Did you see the Trading Spaces where ...
No. And someone finally got it right - http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...L&type=tvradio (article re why these shows suck from an admitted reality TV watcher).

sebastian_dangerfield 06-16-2003 04:32 PM

U.S. Open Topless Girl
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Speaking of topless, I haev noticed men in my neighborhood walking the streets topless. More often that not, they are pale, pasty, middleaged with gray armpit hair. I have also seen a couple of superbuff guys with shaven chests. I dont really want to see that either. Isnt this against the law or something? It should be. ITs a crime against my eyeballs. I have never seen such a public display on the sidewalks before and I will take off my shirt in protest if it keeps up.
You think that's bad? Try going to a nude beach sometime. I went to one a few years back with my then SO for a lark. I was hung over and nearly lost my cookies all over the sand when I saw some of the eyesores roaming about. Foul. We tried to walk to an area where less ugly people were congregated.... we found what I can only describe as a scene which must have appraoched what it was like to be backstage when Queen and the Village People played on the same bill in the Castro District during the 70s. I felt like I'd stumbled into the weight room in jail. Yechhh... won't do that again.

Atticus Grinch 06-16-2003 04:36 PM

Was going to use a .38, but needed more promissory estopping power
 
Here's a law student's blog where be posts pictures of the casebooks that he takes to the range and shoots to smithereens after he finishes the course. It's therapeutic, apparently.

http://www.unlearnedhand.com/images/...s/lawbook3.jpg


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