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J. Fred Muggs 12-12-2008 06:13 PM
Re: I miss Fringie! <sniff.>
 
Step 6: Batter
Step 7: Fry
Step 8: Gravy

Tyrone Slothrop 12-13-2008 09:34 AM
http://www.kottke.org/plus/misc/imag...5-scooters.jpg

Hank Chinaski 12-13-2008 09:40 AM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 374329)
I think I see Janet and LaToya through the window. Are they vacuuming?

Penske_Account 12-13-2008 12:37 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 374329)
Ironically, I had the same outfit as Marlon when I was a kid. I miss it. [sniff]

bling trade 12-13-2008 02:14 PM
Re: Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 374101)
Thanks, but I am not worried about any hostilities. She is just going to press me on my thinking, and I am going to have to think of multiple ways of not answering the question or answering in ways that are not hurtful. It is just odd to me that anyone would want to talk about such things, but maybe I am just closed off and emotionally unavailable. It isn't surprising from her.
If you talk to her, come with several ways to say things aren't working because you are "closed off and emotionally unavailable".

Penske_Account 12-13-2008 02:46 PM
Re: Sabathia to Help Fill Up That New Stadium
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 373797)
I don't remember you saying you actually qualified. Or maybe when you did, I was ignorant of Ironman itself? I probably didn't know what qualifying meant when you initially posted it since I didn't really get into triathlons until 2007.

Coincidentally, today is Ironman day on NBC. I wish that the broadcast didnt start at 11:30 Pac time. That's a little early for beer, no?

In watching I am once again struck by how far I have fallen........I miss the old me [sniff].

Hank Chinaski 12-13-2008 04:50 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 374333)
Ironically, I had the same outfit as Marlon when I was a kid. I miss it. [sniff]
Your mother may have dressed you in Goodwill clothes, and okay, the Jacksons gave their old stuff to the Goodwill where she shopped, but your clothes, though used, were always clean, unless she'd been on a bender.

And I will not listen to you bad mouth her. She was the first woman to let me in all three inputs in one session. Atticus, you were there, remember? She's special to me that way.

Penske_Account 12-14-2008 08:32 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 374340)
Your mother may have dressed you in Goodwill clothes, and okay, the Jacksons gave their old stuff to the Goodwill where she shopped, but your clothes, though used, were always clean, unless she'd been on a bender.

And I will not listen to you bad mouth her. She was the first woman to let me in all three inputs in one session. Atticus, you were there, remember? She's special to me that way.
Frankly Hank, notwithstanding the typical crazee arse shite you post that I am able to wade through (well, by wade through I mean ignore), this post puzzled me to the point of puzzlement. I know you know that my biological mother died during my childbirth, so at first I couldn't figure out where you were coming from here, and then, I realised, that you must be referring to the woman who took me under her "maternal" wings (s2s, pi) during my wayward teen years, who, you know well, as your mom, Mrs. Chinaski, Sr. What I never realised was that she gave you the sexeducational benefit of the triple play too! After the way she enjoyed my initiation, I guess she had to get it again and again, wherever, whenever, Freudian affects be damned!

Hank Chinaski 12-14-2008 08:51 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 374350)
Frankly Hank, notwithstanding the typical crazee arse shite you post that I am able to wade through (well, by wade through I mean ignore), this post puzzled me to the point of puzzlement. I know you know that my biological mother died during my childbirth, so at first I couldn't figure out where you were coming from here, and then, I realised, that you must be referring to the woman who took me under her "maternal" wings (s2s, pi) during my wayward teen years, who, you know well, as your mom, Mrs. Chinaski, Sr. What I never realised was that she gave you the sexeducational benefit of the triple play too! After the way she enjoyed my initiation, I guess she had to get it again and again, wherever, whenever, Freudian affects be damned!
that wasn't my mom, she just played it. remember how we all seemed to mug to the corners? there were cameras. that was an early attempt to create a reality show, "the Penske Show". our producer later wrote the Truman script.

The show died, it turned out an assistant had misplaced a decimal in your Q rating in the pitch proposal. The good news was that the ass't producer's assistant to the catering line was a Fla. Coastal alum. she greased your way into FC. so from that came your stellar legal career.

you are welcome.

Penske_Account 12-14-2008 09:30 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 374352)
that wasn't my mom, she just played it. remember how we all seemed to mug to the corners? there were cameras. that was an early attempt to create a reality show, "the Penske Show". our producer later wrote the Truman script.

The show died, it turned out an assistant had misplaced a decimal in your Q rating in the pitch proposal. The good news was that the ass't producer's assistant to the catering line was a Fla. Coastal alum. she greased your way into FC. so from that came your stellar legal career.

you are welcome.
Was anything real?

Hank Chinaski 12-14-2008 10:19 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 374355)
Was anything real?
paigs did fuck slave.

Penske_Account 12-14-2008 10:38 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 374358)
paigs did fuck slave.
[sniff]......

Hank Chinaski 12-14-2008 10:41 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 374361)
[sniff]......
2. but 1 is dating and 1 is married. i don't see them getting back together. fucked up, but a foul truth:(:(

Penske_Account 12-14-2008 10:46 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 374363)
2. but 1 is dating and 1 is married. i don't see them getting back together. fucked up, but a foul truth:(:(
Dating? My twitter must be down.......

LessinSF 12-14-2008 11:37 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 374365)
Dating? My twitter must be down.......
It depends how you define "dating." Shit, the woman is proudly blinding.

Penske_Account 12-14-2008 11:56 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 374377)
It depends how you define "dating." .
It's not fully formed, but at a minimum it has to involve casual sex. and lots of it.

Quote:
Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 374377)
Shit, the woman is proudly blinding.
Blog cite, please?

LessinSF 12-15-2008 12:07 AM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 374379)
It's not fully formed, but at a minimum it has to involve casual sex. and lots of it.



Blog cite, please?
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co...a.standard.jpg

Penske_Account 12-15-2008 12:14 AM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 374382)
Yikes, Slave has packed on some pounds since the wedding. Marraige must be treating him well.

Flinty_McFlint 12-15-2008 01:31 PM
Wtf
 
You're all supposed to be entertaining or annoying me. Take some pride in your jobs, jeez.

sebastian_dangerfield 12-15-2008 01:42 PM
Re: I miss Fringie! <sniff.>
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by J. Fred Muggs (Post 374313)
Step 6: Batter
Step 7: Fry
Step 8: Gravy
That's possibly the most nauseating dish I have ever seen.

Not Bob 12-15-2008 02:18 PM
She got pinched in the Astor Bar.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 374390)
That's possibly the most nauseating dish I have ever seen.
Really? More disgusting than a paste made from the internal organs of a force-fed duck? Or salted fish eggs?

Did you evah, indeed.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-15-2008 02:31 PM
Re: I miss Fringie! <sniff.>
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 374390)
That's possibly the most nauseating dish I have ever seen.
Not nearly as bad as the KFC bowl:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/64/18...f7d40a.jpg?v=0

ThurgreedMarshall 12-15-2008 02:42 PM
Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374397)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI

I like Patton Oswalt's take.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-15-2008 02:59 PM
More Animated GIF
 
http://freakshowplanet.com/images/la...d-gif-5015.gif

Replaced_Texan 12-15-2008 03:02 PM
Re: Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 374399)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI

I like Patton Oswalt's take.

TM
My boyfriend always quotes from Patton Oswalt whenever we go anywhere near a KFC.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-15-2008 03:04 PM
So...
 
Did anyone get as drunk as I did at his/her office party? Luckily, everyone else was just as drunk. And I thought I was too old for Irish Car Bombs.

I failed, though. I was THIS close to convincing an admin that it was critical that we see her boobs.

Replaced_Texan 12-15-2008 03:06 PM
Re: So...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374407)
Did anyone get as drunk as I did at his/her office party? Luckily, everyone else was just as drunk. And I thought I was too old for Irish Car Bombs.

I failed, though. I was THIS close to convincing an admin that it was critical that we see her boobs.
Cost cutting.

We're having a "holiday luncheon" at a restaurant tomorrow.

I did get pretty toasted at a friend's Christmas party on Saturday, while wearing a santa themed tutu.

1436 12-15-2008 03:15 PM
Re: So...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 374409)
I did get pretty toasted at a friend's Christmas party on Saturday, while wearing a santa themed tutu.
We get a picture of the sadness bowl but not this? Sometimes the internet really lets you down.

Adder 12-15-2008 03:20 PM
Re: So...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374407)
Did anyone get as drunk as I did at his/her office party?
Mostly after, but yeah. I am getting to old for such behavior. I was wiped out for most of the weekend.

Replaced_Texan 12-15-2008 03:34 PM
Re: So...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1436 (Post 374410)
We get a picture of the sadness bowl but not this? Sometimes the internet really lets you down.
I can't find any!

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 12-15-2008 03:37 PM
Re: So...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 374411)
Mostly after, but yeah. I am getting to old for such behavior. I was wiped out for most of the weekend.
How was "the conversation"?

Adder 12-15-2008 04:01 PM
Re: So...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 374413)
How was "the conversation"?
Didn't happen, and am more or less hoping it won't. Did talk to her some at the holiday party though. It was fine.

greatwhitenorthchick 12-15-2008 04:01 PM
Re: So...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 374413)
How was "the conversation"?
Yes, I would like to know this too.

eta: oh. bummer for those of us who are fond of trainwrecks.

Replaced_Texan 12-15-2008 04:07 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
I like this blog.

ThurgreedMarshall 12-15-2008 04:15 PM
Re: More Animated GIF
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374404)
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...y/04cce762.gif

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r...uncy/Yum71.gif

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 12-15-2008 05:02 PM
Plaxico
 
His wife is beautiful.

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/20...pg?w=445&h=303

TM

LessinSF 12-15-2008 05:04 PM
I Can Play Too
 
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...00adf79e27.gif

Penske_Account 12-15-2008 05:06 PM
Re: So...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374407)
Did anyone get as drunk as I did at his/her office party? Luckily, everyone else was just as drunk. And I thought I was too old for Irish Car Bombs.

I failed, though. I was THIS close to convincing an admin that it was critical that we see her boobs.
Can you provide a little more qualification and quantification as to how drunk you were so that I have something to shoot for?

Also, you never too old-look at Clinton......or Hugh Heffner.

Penske_Account 12-15-2008 05:07 PM
Re: Plaxico
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 374429)

Is that nicely waxed beaver I see upskirt?

Penske_Account 12-15-2008 05:18 PM
Re: So...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374407)
I was THIS close to convincing an admin that it was critical that we see her boobs.
You should get a hot tub-that's gold as a clincher.


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