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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-03-2009 11:47 AM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 398448)




Gwinky, as always, remains a beacon for our hopes.
I would have excerpted this:

Quote:
60% said their Blackberry or other handheld device has hindered them from getting a good night’s sleep.
I'm more curious as to how many people have a handheld device that has helped them get a good night's sleep.

evenodds 09-03-2009 11:49 AM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 398458)
I'm more curious as to how many people have a handheld device that has helped them get a good night's sleep.
Everyone who owns sex toys?

Hank Chinaski 09-03-2009 11:52 AM
Re: All Mattresses, All the Time
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 398452)
Is the sleeping or the sexing expensive? (or both?)
and now we're back to weddings.

greatwhitenorthchick 09-03-2009 12:02 PM
Re: All Mattresses, All the Time
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 398452)
Is the sleeping or the sexing expensive? (or both?)
The mattress is expensive.

dtb 09-03-2009 12:02 PM
Re: All Mattresses, All the Time
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 398463)
and now we're back to weddings.
Too right.

I'm going with tomato basil soup - in honor of this chatboard.

ETA: Shoot. I thought tomato-basil-soup guy was Coltrane, but have been informed by a reliable source that it wasn't. Oh well, tomato-basil soup is still a board-related reference. Good enough.

Hank Chinaski 09-03-2009 12:13 PM
Re: All Mattresses, All the Time
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 398467)
Too right.

I'm going with tomato basil soup - in honor of this chatboard.

ETA: Shoot. I thought tomato-basil-soup guy was Coltrane, but have been informed by a reliable source that it wasn't. Oh well, tomato-basil soup is still a board-related reference. Good enough.
who was tomato-basil guy? he was in Hollywood, quit his big law entertainment job, and took a job where he had to buy his desk. he also scalped concert tickets. i remember all that but not his name:confused:

evenodds 09-03-2009 12:14 PM
Re: All Mattresses, All the Time
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 398471)
who was tomato-basil guy? he was in Hollywood, quit his big law entertainment job, and took a job where he had to buy his desk. he also scalped concert tickets. i remember all that but not his name:confused:
str8. sniff.

dtb 09-03-2009 12:18 PM
Re: All Mattresses, All the Time
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 398471)
who was tomato-basil guy? he was in Hollywood, quit his big law entertainment job, and took a job where he had to buy his desk. he also scalped concert tickets. i remember all that but not his name:confused:
hahahahaha. I totally forgot about the having-to-buy-his-desk thing. That was hilarious.

greatwhitenorthchick 09-03-2009 12:21 PM
Re: All Mattresses, All the Time
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 398471)
who was tomato-basil guy? he was in Hollywood, quit his big law entertainment job, and took a job where he had to buy his desk. he also scalped concert tickets. i remember all that but not his name:confused:
Also Canadian and he had a treadmill in his office!

Sparklehorse 09-03-2009 12:26 PM
Re: All Mattresses, All the Time
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 398476)
Also Canadian and he had a treadmill in his office!
Didn't he also get some Internet fame from the treadmill?

Not Bob 09-03-2009 12:26 PM
Piazza, New York catcher, are you straight or are you gay?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 398476)
Also Canadian and he had a treadmill in his office!
And one of his posts introduced me to Belle & Sebastian.

dtb 09-03-2009 12:34 PM
Re: Piazza, New York catcher, are you straight or are you gay?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 398483)
And one of his posts introduced me to Belle & Sebastian.
The characters from Beauty and the Beast?

Hank Chinaski 09-03-2009 12:37 PM
Re: Piazza, New York catcher, are you straight or are you gay?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 398500)
The characters from Beauty and the Beast?
you should know this- THE Church has issued a prayer for married couples to recite before sex.

cheval de frise 09-03-2009 12:38 PM
Re: Piazza, New York catcher, are you straight or are you gay?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 398483)
And one of his posts introduced me to Belle & Sebastian.
Nice re: line -- it's a dying art. Good to see you plying your trade. But watch out for your pitch count....

CDF

dtb 09-03-2009 12:41 PM
Re: Piazza, New York catcher, are you straight or are you gay?
 
The fornicators are on their own?

Hank Chinaski 09-03-2009 12:42 PM
Re: Piazza, New York catcher, are you straight or are you gay?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 398509)
The fornicators are on their own?
IIRC each act of fornication gathers a rosary, but that's afterwards- you can't ask the priest to pre-absolve a future sin.

cheval de frise 09-03-2009 12:45 PM
The body of [blank], the blood of salvation
 
What a buzzkill. Sex isn't a sacrament. And if it were food, it wouldn't be the Host. It'd be more like really good pasta...or, if you're Jon Gosselin, dollar store gummi bears.

CDF

Not Bob 09-03-2009 12:52 PM
Re: Piazza, New York catcher, are you straight or are you gay?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 398500)
The characters from Beauty and the Beast?
Sebastian was the crab in Little Mermaid, no?

I am likely whiffing, but I was talking about the somewhat twee Scottish band.

http://www.mtv.com/videos/belle-seba...ice-baby.jhtml (a different song than my re line, sadly. Also, a commerial for the Beatle's version of Rock Band plays first)

evenodds 09-03-2009 12:57 PM
Re: Piazza, New York catcher, are you straight or are you gay?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 398522)
I am likely whiffing, but I was talking about the somewhat twee Scottish band.
Somewhat twee?

That's like calling the The Puffy Chair kinda mumblecore or Oasis sorta britpop, or Burial possibly related to dubstep.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-03-2009 01:04 PM
Re: All Mattresses, All the Time
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 398435)
I would think not for the structural integrity. Traditional box springs -- which I haven't used in 15 years or more, so I could be wrong -- have planks, right, rather than being a flat surface? The point is you need a flat surface for the mattress to rest upon.



You can check our channel on xtube.

[/LIST]Yes, I prefer a firm mattress. I had a pillow-top, but it was firm. The fabric is not too warm. That was more of an old-school problem, and they have re-engineered the tops and the fabrics to keep them cool and help with airflow. I live in Texas and I am perfectly comfortable.
How can pillow-tops be firm? They're...pillowed.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-03-2009 01:09 PM
Re: Piazza, New York catcher, are you straight or are you gay?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 398524)
calling the The Puffy Chair kinda mumblecore

This is better than Yahoo Serious Film Festival.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 09-03-2009 01:13 PM
So good you won't ever know...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 398524)
Somewhat twee?

That's like calling the The Puffy Chair kinda mumblecore or Oasis sorta britpop, or Burial possibly related to dubstep.
Or Attican Bedshitter sorta awesome.

LessinSF 09-03-2009 01:31 PM
Minor Distraction - Feel Free to Ignore
 
My brother, a philosophy professor, is writing a book tentatively entitled "Monk and Philosophy," as in Mr. Monk the TV show. He is soliciting public opinion on different introductions if anyone has any interest in reading them and/or commenting - http://www.facebook.com/board.php?ui...687&topic=9541

ABBAKiss 09-03-2009 01:38 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 398451)
A bad night's sleep can be recompensed by a morning's good fuck.
Exactly. I have not slept well in years, but a lifetime of good fucking keeps me going strong.

Fugee 09-03-2009 02:13 PM
Re: Piazza, New York catcher, are you straight or are you gay?
 
I'd have thought for sure there'd be a line asking God to keep them from getting pregnant if they don't want to be.

Speaking of getting pregnant, Michelle Duggar is going to pop out another kid from the clown car that is her uterus. This kid is going to have a niece older than it is. I guess they're going to have to change the name of their reality show.

http://www.people.com/people/article...301647,00.html

evenodds 09-03-2009 02:34 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ABBAKiss (Post 398541)
Exactly. I have not slept well in years, but a lifetime of good fucking keeps me going strong.
Good fucking . . . is there nothing it can't do?

barely_legal 09-03-2009 02:43 PM
Re: Piazza, New York catcher, are you straight or are you gay?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 398545)
I'd have thought for sure there'd be a line asking God to keep them from getting pregnant if they don't want to be.

Speaking of getting pregnant, Michelle Duggar is going to pop out another kid from the clown car that is her uterus. This kid is going to have a niece older than it is. I guess they're going to have to change the name of their reality show.

http://www.people.com/people/article...301647,00.html
"Oldest son Joshua, 21 and his wife Anna, 21, are expecting daughter Mackynzie Renée next month, so she will be older than her new aunt or uncle."

I don't understand this. They haven't had their baby yet, but they have already named it and have released her future name to the press? And that's completely apart from the ridiculous trailer park spelling of the first name (Paigow would be horrified).

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-03-2009 02:59 PM
Re: Piazza, New York catcher, are you straight or are you gay?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by barely_legal (Post 398548)
I don't understand this. They haven't had their baby yet, but they have already named it and have released her future name to the press? And that's completely apart from the ridiculous trailer park spelling of the first name (Paigow would be horrified).
My niece announced her baby's name to everyone about when they found out the sex.

But, anyway, isn't the moment the Duggars become barren the moment they cease to have any relevance to the world?

Fugee 09-03-2009 03:03 PM
Relvance through fecundity?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 398549)
But, anyway, isn't the moment the Duggars become barren the moment they cease to have any relevance to the world?
They have any relevance to the world?

ETA: I bet that mother decided to get pregnant as soon as her DIL announced her pregnancy.

Adder 09-03-2009 03:18 PM
Re: Relvance through fecundity?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 398550)
They have any relevance to the world?

ETA: I bet that mother decided to get pregnant as soon as her DIL announced her pregnancy.
If it weren't for you, I would have no knowledge of the reproductive decisions of the mentally ill.

Gattigap 09-03-2009 03:21 PM
Re: Relvance through fecundity?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 398550)
They have any relevance to the world?

ETA: I bet that mother decided to get pregnant as soon as her DIL announced her pregnancy.
Who the fuck are the Duggars?

Pretty Little Flower 09-03-2009 03:29 PM
Re: Relvance through fecundity?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 398552)
Who the fuck are the Duggars?
Oh right. You don't know who the Duggars are because you don't closely follow the reality TV show about them. Riiiiiiiight. And I suppose you have no idea what mumblecore is either. You may be able to pretend that you are not some mumblecore and reality-TV watching, dubstep-listening, Chuck. E. Cheese-birthday-party-attending motherfucker on the other chat boards, but we can see right through you here. Because we are smarter than you. Except Hank, and even he gets close after a few pops.

ltl/fb 09-03-2009 03:30 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 398453)
And now we're back to weddings . . .
Only married people have sex. Only with the person they are married to?

Replaced_Texan 09-03-2009 03:37 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 398555)
Only married people have sex. Only with the person they are married to?
Well fuck. I've been doing it wrong.

ABBAKiss 09-03-2009 03:38 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 398555)
Only married people have sex. Only with the person they are married to?
I have sex with a lot of married people, so obviously people who are not married also have sex.

Fugee 09-03-2009 03:39 PM
Re: Relvance through fecundity?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 398552)
Who the fuck are the Duggars?
I don't even have TLC and I know who they are so don't pretend you don't know.

They're the family in the news once or twice a year to announce they're either expecting or have just popped out another kid with a name starting with "J."

John Phoenix 09-03-2009 03:42 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ABBAKiss (Post 398559)
I have sex with a lot of married people, so obviously people who are not married also have sex.
It is such a pleasure to have you back.

taxwonk 09-03-2009 03:44 PM
Re: Relvance through fecundity?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 398554)
Oh right. You don't know who the Duggars are because you don't closely follow the reality TV show about them. Riiiiiiiight. And I suppose you have no idea what mumblecore is either. You may be able to pretend that you are not some mumblecore and reality-TV watching, dubstep-listening, Chuck. E. Cheese-birthday-party-attending motherfucker on the other chat boards, but we can see right through you here. Because we are smarter than you. Except Hank, and even he gets close after a few pops.
The only one of those references I got was Chuck E.Cheese. But then, I'm old and an acknowledged elitist fuck.

Fugee 09-03-2009 03:49 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ABBAKiss (Post 398559)
I have sex with a lot of married people, so obviously people who are not married also have sex.
Are you still with your baby daddy or did you kick him to the curb?

Gattigap 09-03-2009 03:57 PM
Re: Relvance through fecundity?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 398561)
I don't even have TLC and I know who they are so don't pretend you don't know.

They're the family in the news once or twice a year to announce they're either expecting or have just popped out another kid with a name starting with "J."

Ah. Right, right. I do vaguely remember hearing this as part of the freakazoid octomom/familyof20/JonandKateorsomething/People Magazine culturefest.

I have never watched this TLC thing, because I spend my spare obscure-cable-channel time with Good Eats with Alton Brown.


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