Hee hee hee

So many oxen. So little time to gore.

In defense of Elvis
 

I don't often do this, but...fuck you for this statement. I only hope you gain the wisdom to some day look back on this moment and shudder uncomfortably.

What kind of namby-pamby pinko liberal are you? I thought you were a True-Believing, Dixie-Chick-CD-burning stand-up kind of guy. Good folks. Appears I am wrong.

f(hts, lts)b

A. Groan.

B. I would never burn a Dipsie Chick Cd. At least, not one that I had already paid for.

(Sort of like dumping your own french wine. Dumb, dumb, dumb.)

("hts, lts"?)

hate the sin (i.e., your pinko liberalism), love the sinner (i.e., you)

Ah, that makes more sense.

'Cuz, phonetically, it just wasn't going anywhere.

She was an American Girl
 

"Hey! Look, Kip, there's a guy with chunky blonde highlights!"

"No shit! Jesus, Trip -- he's even got them long, pointy sideburns! Who the hell does he think he is? Let's get him!"

[pounding of fists on face, followed by Kip and Trip dragging an unconscious youth into the local barbershop]

"You know, Kip, when he applies to Wharton, he'll thank us."

I can't please everyone. Especially not paigow.

She was an American Girl
 

Is this one of the missing Easy Rider scenes?

TM

Smooth move. I open myself up to you and all you can talk about is Paigow.

PaigowPaigowPaigow!

r (turns, tosses blonde hair [which is nice, but not quite as smooth as paigow's] and runs from room in tears) p

Barbi Benton Beav Style Poll
 

(a) learn something new every day. that does not sound sexy whatsoever.

(b) you're right; i misunderstood the question. does playboy set the standard? i think -- no. i'm a chick (hi pp!) and i've checked out playboy about twice in ten years. i've also never discussed playboy's chicks' styles with chick friends.

(c) those people who do the waxing.

cd

She was an American Girl
 

Nope. Just a scene from my high school. Hell, you should've seen the social consequences for those of us who refused to carry around those bermuda bags with the wooden handles and little interchangeable hot pink and kelly green button-on covers...

Here you go, honey:

http://store3.yimg.com/I/spasanctuary_1735_21269120

peal jam fans are stupid
 

I haven't heard that famous blooper/outtake in years. Can any of you whose web-fu is much stronger than mine point me to that file?

str8

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ADDED AFTER KETCHUP
Maybe at some point I'll learn not to post anything until ketchup is complete. Thank you Replaced Texan, I got a chuckle out of hearing ole Casey cussing away. The force is strong with RT.

Now, can you find Orson Welles freaking out while doing a radio spot? That's my all time favorite.

str(my dad worked in advertising long ago and had a tape of this kinda stuff)8.

In defense of Elvis
 

Wonk,

I can see how from your perspective that statement seems outrageously coarse.

First, keep in mind that I often post fast, and sometimes the words just rip from the fingers with abandon. I used to think about editing myself, but that ain't me. Clearly, I can't anticipate all the possible maladies of those who may read what I write. If I offended you, please understand, it was not personal, and I certainly wish you only the very speediest of recovery. I cna't really fathom what its like to have to deal with your situation. I've no doubt you've a depth of character far beyond that of a cat as lucky as I in respect to health. Fuck... that was a wordy mea culpa...

That said, I probably won't eat those words someday. I offer no quarter to those of perfect health who become unsightly. I am rEdiculously undisciplined and will probably suffer early liver disease for it, but I think the base line for everyone should be to keep themselves in respectable shape. You don't have to be Naomi Campbell or Brad Pitt, but draw the goddamn line. I've been to Europe. I don't see lardarse mommies abound or huge beer guts everywhere. We eat too goddamn much and sit on our asses too much.

Me, I'm that obsessed with staying respectable looking that yes, if need be, I will have the fat sucked out of me.

S(I have fat family members... and I've had a phobia of looking like them since I was a little kid)D