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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 05-14-2010 01:02 PM
Re: Gold, Jerry!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 423845)
Chase should be able to help you out, as should any of the commodity trading firms in TCOTU. Be prepared to pay a hefty commission.

You will also most likely want to get a safe deposit box, if you don't already have one. Most homeowners or renters policies don't cover loss of gold bullion.
Unless you expect hyperinflation to wipe out not only the value of currency but also the electronic record keeping systems related to it and other financial instruments, surely one can store gold more efficiently by purchasing it virtually and letting it remain stored in a bank rather than bringing it home to your own safe.

Now, if you want to melt it down and paint yourself with it, that's another matter. Just be sure to leave a patch of skin exposed so you don't suffocate.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-14-2010 01:10 PM
wow
 
http://images.askmen.com/photos/denise-milani/6201.jpg

TM

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 05-14-2010 01:19 PM
Re: wow
 
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 423855)
No, no, no. That's Gwink's sister. We wanted the picture of her mother for Wonk.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-14-2010 01:20 PM
Re: Gold, Jerry!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 423845)
Chase should be able to help you out, as should any of the commodity trading firms in TCOTU. Be prepared to pay a hefty commission.

You will also most likely want to get a safe deposit box, if you don't already have one. Most homeowners or renters policies don't cover loss of gold bullion.
Helpful! thank you.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-14-2010 01:24 PM
Re: Gold, Jerry!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 423854)

Now, if you want to melt it down and paint yourself with it, that's another matter. Just be sure to leave a patch of skin exposed so you don't suffocate.
I see that you too have learned a lot from James Bond movies.

bold_n_brazen 05-14-2010 01:29 PM
Re: wow
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 423855)
Blah blah blah photoshop.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-14-2010 01:53 PM
Re: wow
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 423861)
Blah blah blah photoshop.
Actually, those are real. Her name's Denise Milani (I can read really small print when it counts) and her shtick is that she's never gone topless. Hence, whenever somebody sends me a link with her name in it, it gets deleted. She's fine and all, but that's an incredibly arrogant branding posture. Nothing's *that* special.

Sidd Finch 05-14-2010 01:53 PM
Re: How Weird is This?
 
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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 423850)
Which is worse, Wonk and Gwinks mom or me and my babysitter's best friend? :confused:
The camel never did figure out which of the straws was the worst, y'know.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-14-2010 01:56 PM
Re: How Weird is This?
 
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 423837)
Okay, this post was the straw that broke the camel's back. I am now having a cumulative attack of the squickies.
You think that's bad? The first time I scanned past it quickly, I thought it said "Does she shave your ass?"

taxwonk 05-14-2010 02:24 PM
Re: Gold, Jerry!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 423854)
Unless you expect hyperinflation to wipe out not only the value of currency but also the electronic record keeping systems related to it and other financial instruments, surely one can store gold more efficiently by purchasing it virtually and letting it remain stored in a bank rather than bringing it home to your own safe.

Now, if you want to melt it down and paint yourself with it, that's another matter. Just be sure to leave a patch of skin exposed so you don't suffocate.
I didn't say home safe. I said safe deposit box. Most people who buy gold actually do tend to do it for the doomsday scenario, in my experience, so they don't necessarily want it to be a simple debit on the bank's books; the want to exercise physical dominion and control.

taxwonk 05-14-2010 02:37 PM
Re: How Weird is This?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 423869)
You think that's bad? The first time I scanned past it quickly, I thought it said "Does she shave your ass?"
No, that's a question I would ask about your mom.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 05-14-2010 02:39 PM
Re: Gold, Jerry!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 423876)
I didn't say home safe.
Gwnc did. Clearly she wants to be able to fondle it occasionally. And sometimes sit atop it, while stroking her white cat, and saying "mwah, hah, hah ha."

Cletus Miller 05-14-2010 03:01 PM
Re: Gold, Jerry!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 423879)
Gwnc did. Clearly she wants to be able to fondle it occasionally. And sometimes sit atop it, while stroking her white cat, and saying "mwah, hah, hah ha."
Some advice on how where to stash your gold. Lots of fun stuff on that site.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 05-14-2010 03:43 PM
Re: Gold, Jerry!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cletus Miller (Post 423880)
Some advice on how where to stash your gold. Lots of fun stuff on that site.
Only on the internet. It's hilarious because of its earnestness.

notcasesensitive 05-14-2010 03:47 PM
Re: wow
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 423867)
Actually, those are real. Her name's Denise Milani (I can read really small print when it counts) and her shtick is that she's never gone topless. Hence, whenever somebody sends me a link with her name in it, it gets deleted. She's fine and all, but that's an incredibly arrogant branding posture. Nothing's *that* special.
Maybe they are saggy without the support of a teeny tiny bikini. This is what we small-chested girls think about everyone bigger than a C. Ahh, delusion.


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