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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 12-15-2008 05:21 PM

Re: Plaxico
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 374433)
Is that nicely waxed beaver I see upskirt?

I think it's plate metal. You gotta watch your thighs around plax.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-15-2008 05:25 PM

Re: Plaxico
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 374429)

Where is Paigow when you need someone to comment on that klassy couch?

Penske_Account 12-15-2008 05:28 PM

Re: Plaxico
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374438)
Where is Paigow when you need someone to comment on that klassy couch?

Out dating, or so the rumour mill says.......

ThurgreedMarshall 12-15-2008 05:36 PM

Re: Plaxico
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374438)
Where is Paigow when you need someone to comment on that klassy couch?

They're at a charity event, not in their home (thank God).

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 12-15-2008 06:04 PM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 374430)

http://unclenickssportscards.com/nic...ristina654.gifhttp://unclenickssportscards.com/nic...awettshirt.gif

TM

taxwonk 12-15-2008 06:17 PM

Re: Plaxico
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 374429)


Is this the dickhead that shot himself?

Replaced_Texan 12-15-2008 06:37 PM

Re: Plaxico
 
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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 374453)
Is this the dickhead that shot himself?

Yep. Very high on a very long list of stupid athletes that have much more money than brains. This is my favorite (so far) summation of his stupidity.



Incidently, I heart Andre Johnson. Best wide reciever in the NFL and a decent human being.

Penske_Account 12-15-2008 06:51 PM

Re: Plaxico
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 374457)
Yep. Very high on a very long list of stupid athletes that have much more money than brains. This is my favorite (so far) summation of his stupidity.

.

At least he was smart enough not to hit any vital organs in the region, iykwim.

Atticus Grinch 12-15-2008 07:11 PM

Re: Plaxico
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 374429)

It looks like she's got one too few camel toes.

LessinSF 12-15-2008 07:38 PM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o...cing-boobs.gif

http://gi58.photobucket.com/groups/g...f?t=1229387858

dtb 12-15-2008 08:06 PM

Re: I Can Play Too
 


The girl in this picture looks like she's 15 and scared. Her smile looks forced and awkward. It's pretty creepy.

Penske_Account 12-15-2008 08:12 PM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 374464)
The girl in this picture looks like she's 15 and scared. Her smile looks forced and awkward.

Smile.....where?

tmdiva 12-16-2008 02:28 AM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 374464)
The girl in this picture looks like she's 15 and scared. Her smile looks forced and awkward. It's pretty creepy.

I think it's the same girl as the one in the tan halter top Less posted just above. You all may not have noticed since you weren't looking at her face.

tm

Atticus Grinch 12-16-2008 03:29 AM

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 374417)

I wish I had thought of this.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 12-16-2008 08:07 AM

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 374475)
I wish I had thought of this.

Perhaps, but if there's something posted here today I'd wish I'd thought of, it's definitely Ty's dollar auction thing.

bold_n_brazen 12-16-2008 08:36 AM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 374464)
The girl in this picture looks like she's 15 and scared. Her smile looks forced and awkward. It's pretty creepy.

It just looks painful to me.

Hank Chinaski 12-16-2008 09:59 AM

shameless link to make me seem sensitive to the FBs in contrast to these tit gifs
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 374477)
It just looks painful to me.



here, a site full of baby animals from zoos around the world. this is so cute.

http://zooborns.typepad.com/zooborns/gorilla/

Penske_Account 12-16-2008 10:12 AM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 374477)
It just looks painful to me.

No pain, no gain.

Tyrone Slothrop 12-16-2008 10:17 AM

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 374476)
Perhaps, but if there's something posted here today I'd wish I'd thought of, it's definitely Ty's dollar auction thing.

Maybe that market just needs more competition. Say, competition with bouncing .gif files.

sebastian_dangerfield 12-16-2008 10:17 AM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 374464)
The girl in this picture looks like she's 15 and scared. Her smile looks forced and awkward. It's pretty creepy.

You're misreading her stupidity.

sebastian_dangerfield 12-16-2008 10:18 AM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 374481)
No pain, no gain.

The gain being, "After months of jogging in place for Russians with cameras, my breasts now double as knee pads"?

Penske_Account 12-16-2008 10:25 AM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 374484)
The gain being, "After months of jogging in place for Russians with cameras, my breasts now double as knee pads"?

NO! The gain being our viewing pleasure. I don't even know you anymore.....

Not Bob's Id 12-16-2008 10:55 AM

Every picture tells a story, don't it?
 
Not Bob's a little under the weather today -- last night was the Not Bob & Associates, LLP Generic Winter Gift-Giving Holiday Party, and he must have had a few too many sloe gin fizzes. He asked me to post a few of the pictures from the partay.

Here's Big Ed, me and Wanda -- I think that we're discussing the neo-colonialist outlook of Jhumpa Lahiri, the death of fiat currency, or why Joe is her favorite Jonas Brother:

http://todayspictures.slate.com/2008.../PAR331422.jpg

Big Earl taking advantage of the Jack Daniels and putting the moves on Wanda. I think Not Bob has just spotted his wife, and Lurlene from the Dew Drop Inn is pissed at Wanda:

http://todayspictures.slate.com/2008...s/NYC30466.jpg

The infamous waitress, who is a fan of the Canadian blends:

http://todayspictures.slate.com/2008.../PAR331423.jpg

Fenwick and partner -- quite the dancers:

http://todayspictures.slate.com/2008...s/NYC69791.jpg

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-16-2008 10:57 AM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 374484)
The gain being, "After months of jogging in place for Russians with cameras, my breasts now double as knee pads"?

Now you're cynical about bouncing breasts? What's wrong with you? When I grow up, I'm not sure I want to be you anymore.

As Moxon said to his dad in Varsity Blues: "I. Don't want. Your life."

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-16-2008 10:59 AM

Re: Every picture tells a story, don't it?
 
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Fenwick and partner -- quite the dancers:

http://todayspictures.slate.com/2008...s/NYC69791.jpg
I don't understand this picture at all. The perspective is crazy. That lady is huge and/or that man is tiny.

Secret_Agent_Man 12-16-2008 10:59 AM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 374483)
You're misreading her stupidity.

Or it could be boredom or exhaustion, hard to say.

S_A_M

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-16-2008 11:02 AM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 374477)
It just looks painful to me.

Admit it. You miss them.

sebastian_dangerfield 12-16-2008 11:17 AM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374491)
Now you're cynical about bouncing breasts? What's wrong with you? When I grow up, I'm not sure I want to be you anymore.

As Moxon said to his dad in Varsity Blues: "I. Don't want. Your life."

I'm an ass man, first off.

But on the breasts, I dig the large, round, bouncing tits, but I also dog the small European model breasts. And the mid-range stuff.

I also happen to think the nipple is overlooked. Breast this, breast that... You need a good set of nipples on them. Hence, I hold my critiques for the nude shots, rather than engaging in lurid drooling over the mere sight of bouncing TITS.

You're a breast simpleton is what you are.

sebastian_dangerfield 12-16-2008 11:18 AM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Secret_Agent_Man (Post 374493)
Or it could be boredom or exhaustion, hard to say.

S_A_M

Bathtub Ecstacy's effects on a limited neural network.

ThurgreedMarshall 12-16-2008 11:25 AM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 374464)
The girl in this picture looks like she's 15 and scared. Her smile looks forced and awkward. It's pretty creepy.

You may be right. I can no longer tell the difference between 15 and 18 (it's a good thing I'm locked up*). But she's the same girl as in less' repeat of Coltrane's first gif (<sigh> those were the days) in the post directly above yours. And that smile is hardly forced.

TM

*In a good way!

bold_n_brazen 12-16-2008 11:28 AM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374494)
Admit it. You miss them.

I still have them, silly. Just better.

ThurgreedMarshall 12-16-2008 11:30 AM

Re: Every picture tells a story, don't it?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374492)
I don't understand this picture at all. The perspective is crazy. That lady is huge and/or that man is tiny.

Seems like you understand it just fine.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-16-2008 11:32 AM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 374495)
I'm an ass man, first off.

But on the breasts, I dig the large, round, bouncing tits, but I also dog the small European model breasts. And the mid-range stuff.

I also happen to think the nipple is overlooked. Breast this, breast that... You need a good set of nipples on them. Hence, I hold my critiques for the nude shots, rather than engaging in lurid drooling over the mere sight of bouncing TITS.

You're a breast simpleton is what you are.

I am an ass/legs man. Nice boobs are gravy. And I actually don't like them huge. Weird Science had it right.

But you have overthunk this.

sebastian_dangerfield 12-16-2008 11:39 AM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374500)
I am an ass/legs man. Nice boobs are gravy. And I actually don't like them huge. Weird Science had it right.

But you have overthunk this.

Of course I have. But that doesn't degrade the importance of my point.

BTW, I'm fucking with you. I don't think you're a breast simpleton. Clearly, your palate is deep.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-16-2008 11:42 AM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 374497)
You may be right. I can no longer tell the difference between 15 and 18 (it's a good thing I'm locked up*).

http://freakshowplanet.com/images/la...d-gif-5024.gif

Fark loves Chris Hanson gifs.

John Phoenix 12-16-2008 11:42 AM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 374498)
I still have them, silly. Just better.

Talk is cheap.

sebastian_dangerfield 12-16-2008 11:44 AM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by John Phoenix (Post 374503)
Talk is cheap.

Her trampoline's in the shop.

dtb 12-16-2008 11:45 AM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 374495)
I'm an ass man, first off.

But on the breasts, I dig the large, round, bouncing tits, but I also dog the small European model breasts. And the mid-range stuff.

I also happen to think the nipple is overlooked. Breast this, breast that... You need a good set of nipples on them. Hence, I hold my critiques for the nude shots, rather than engaging in lurid drooling over the mere sight of bouncing TITS.

You're a breast simpleton is what you are.

And you, sir, are a breast connaisseur.

bold_n_brazen 12-16-2008 11:46 AM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by John Phoenix (Post 374503)
Talk is cheap.

Well, that's one thing that is then.

dtb 12-16-2008 11:48 AM

We Interrupt the Boob Discussion for the Following Important Announcement
 
Could one of you home-ec'y//crafty types tell me what that circle thingy that one uses for needlepoint is called? You kind of stretch the fabric between two little hoops that clamp down so you can sew or needlepoint or whatever?

Help!


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