New perfume
 

Demeter and Smell This also have "Sugar Cookie" and "Cake Batter" (Smell This makes edible sprays, too). They are particularly delightful on a cold blustery day.

Demeter also has "grass" and "dirt", which are great for spring. They used to have Martini (gross) and Bourbon (yummy) as well.

New perfume
 

No, I forget who makes it, but it is actually called "Cake". from Whole foods.

Geek Love
 

Caught a great South Park on TiVo last week; Cartman enters a contest to sing the "Cheesy Poofs" jingle, and in his audition, adds a little flourish to the last line "You'd be lame" -- "We're talking 5th season of 'Night Court' lameeeeeeeeee." Hilarious.

New perfume
 

Just out of curiousity, is it Hanae Mori?

I fell in love with the Hanae Mori last year when I tired of my Issey Miyake and Marc Jacobs.

When my mother visited this summer, we discovered we were both wearing it.

Even(perfume junkie)Odds

New perfume
 

I cannot wait to date a girl confident enough to wear Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. Or perhaps Ham.

Some really amusing shit from the 70s
 

I have to know, what's the deal with the men with fake penises??

Trying to get things back to sex where they belong.

New perfume
 

I would totally wear chocolate chip cookie dough. Except the self-licking could get out of control.

not ham, though. Bacon. I would wear bacon. Actually, that would be perfect because I love the smell but don't eat it.

New perfume
 

I read something a couple of years ago that said men were most turned on by the scent of vanilla.

True?

New perfume
 

Depends. On what her tits are like.

New perfume
 

Two of my favorite food cooking smells are steaks on a grill and fast food hamburgers. Which is weird, because I don't eat either.

I would smell like cookie dough, or cake, or bourbon. Currently I smell like vanilla and apricots.

New perfume
 

I heard that too. I also heard that the smell of donuts made many men aroused. I am not sure why the perfume companies did not capitalize on that.

New perfume
 

Appropriately, this is post 26K.

New perfume
 

My wife has a perfume that smells vaguely of vanilla.

I love it, and she gets lots of comments (from men) on it.

So, there may be something to this.

New perfume
 

I've heard it's cinnamon.

Some really amusing shit from the 70s
 

It was like a rounded hollowed out thing. she describes going down on the oriental, but his hands were on his shaft and blls and she didnt understnad why, and also, his penis had a werid consistency. when he "came" a faux semen like substance came out and the real splooge was in the hollow thing. It is beyond bizarre. someone find a link please. the oriental as ashamed of his penis size and Xaviera assured him that it was ok and then she gave him aonther one without the fake thing and he seemed very happy. Origato!

I think Irish Men were s upposed to be the worst customers. Maybe I will bring the book in and waste some time transcribing

New perfume
 

Smelling like a bakery can only increase any man or woman's appeal. What's not to like?

Some really amusing shit from the 70s
 

Probably the severe Catholic guilt leading to severe ineptitude.

Wrong.
 

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.

http://screensaver.savertip.com/scre...erry_ss205.jpg

TM

New perfume
 

So maybe it's essence of vanilla making these dark spots?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...fornia_porn_dc

(spree: half moons underneath the full - but clothed - orbs of porn artist and California gubernatorial hopeful Mary Carey)

Is boob sweat a big problem? I have never noticed it before and I cannot say I find it attractive. Can it be prevented, perhaps with well placed antiperspirant? Is this what they mean when they say that Secret is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

New perfume
 

This cracks me up, because in my (non-vegetarian) set we like to say "everything tastes better with bacon wrapped around it."

If I recall correctly, the original context involved scallops, but evidence suggests the rule applies to chick's as well.

New perfume
 

Duly noted.

New perfume
 

hasn't everyone had bacon eaten off them at one time or another? (maybe it's a Canadian thing. not to be confused with a Canadian bacon thing, which would not be nearly as tasty).

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that's just shade. there is an old Johnny Carson joke about Dolly Parton that would have helped you on this one, but maybe you're too young tpo have heard it.

Neuroses Test
 

Your score is 57.

You are slightly neurotic, and fairly enlightened as well.

This test is bogus. I am much more than slightly neurotic.

New perfume
 

That's how dad used to get the dogs to play with me.

New perfume
 

Ummmmm.....No.

(intentional whiff)

New perfume
 

No, Mary is indeed glowing. I confess to watching a little of Joan & Melissa this past weekend. Even they commented on the boob sweat.

Dua(I learned that you can say "boob sweat" on basic cable)lit

New perfume
 

Does this phenomenon have a name other than "boob sweat"?

New perfume
 

Of course it is sweat. As anybody who has ever ridden in a Ford Country Squire Station Wagon in the summertime can attest, plastic doesn't breathe.

I bet when she undresses her boobs make that back-of the-legs-separating-from-the-car-seat noise that I can hear so clearly in my head.

And I scored a 63 on the neurotic scale. Seems low to me.

New perfume
 

Does one even have to 'confess' to watching Joan & Melissa? How else would one be able to play "when will Joan's facial features accidentally be completely surgically stretched all the way around to the back of her head?"

Mary can solve her problem either with a coolmax sports bra, or by removing about 80 pounds of the implants she's currently bench-pressing.

New perfume
 

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?g=e...=&l=0&e=27&a=0

I don't know....they look kind of saggy to be fake.

coupla things
 

1.) We should get a sunny-low-humidity-relatively-low-temperatures day pass from work. I'm bringing this proposal to the next staff meeting.

2.) Driving back from lunch, I saw a bumper sticker that said "God Bless America in Jesus Name." Apostrophe issues aside, isn't it sorta redundant to ask a deity to bless something in the same deity’s name? (Aside, I didn't hit anyone or anything on my drive back from lunch, though I may have driven faster than posted speed limits.)

3.) Go Texans! Woo hoo!

3a.) If you go to a Texans game in Reliant Stadium on a sunny, low humidity, relatively low temperature September day, remember sunscreen.

4.) Dogs will choose the exact moment that the vet closes for the weekend to get sick, ensuring that a trip to the emergency room, and possibly the state's veterinary school, becomes necessary. These trips are even more expensive than the average ordinary trips to the vet, which aren't cheap. Health insurance for dogs may not necessarily be a bad idea.

4a.) No matter the reason for wearing it, a dog with one of those plastic cones on its neck will get a laugh. Especially if the same dog can't get into the car because the cone is too big.

5.) I don't want to be at work.

R(the DD is fine, was his cousin, a lab, who had to have a thong surgically removed from his stomach)T

coupla things
 

Chef was in Texas?

coupla things
 

Was it Gwinky's thong?

Mary Carey
 

With all of this discussion of the porn star cum governor, I'm amazed that the most pressing issue regarding Miss Carey has not been raised...

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So is she the daughter of Harry Carey or some other rhyming freak?

Running couch potato
 

Last night while running I saw a fellow runner holding a portable mini-disc (DVD??) player out in front of him in mid run. He was watching a movie.

I have no idea what to think about this.

coupla things
 

You're just begging for a pedantic disquisition on the trinity from atticus, aren't you?

Mary Carey
 

I saw the last five minutes of Joan and Melissa, who is getting really freaky looking. and Melissa picked Mary Carey for worst dressed. I was like, who the hell is this and ddecided it had to be Mariah Carey after she gained some weight. I take it this is not Mariah Carey?

Running couch potato
 

Just say "hi, Thurgreed" and move on.

Mary Carey
 

She and Mariah may in fact be the same person. I'm not ruling it out until I see them both in the same place at the same time. It could be a split personality thing like Vickie/Nicky on One Life to Live. Pop diva/porn star.