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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 12-16-2008 11:51 AM

Re: We Interrupt the Boob Discussion for the Following Important Announcement
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 374507)
Could one of you home-ec'y//crafty types tell me what that circle thingy that one uses for needlepoint is called? You kind of stretch the fabric between two little hoops that clamp down so you can sew or needlepoint or whatever?

Help!

An embroidery hoop? I don't think it's used for needlepoint though. Thurgreed can confirm.

sebastian_dangerfield 12-16-2008 11:53 AM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 374505)
And you, sir, are a breast connaisseur.

A dilettante with glorious, delusional aspirations.

BTW, notice connaisseur with an "a" gets dinged? I wonder if the spellcheck catches "segueway"?

dtb 12-16-2008 11:54 AM

Re: We Interrupt the Boob Discussion for the Following Important Announcement
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 374508)
An embroidery hoop? I don't think it's used for needlepoint though. Thurgreed can confirm.


Dayum, Burger -- I must say, of all the people who might have answered this question (correctly, I might add!! Many thanks.), I confess you were not among my anticipated group of likely responders.


Thank you again!

greatwhitenorthchick 12-16-2008 11:55 AM

Re: We Interrupt the Boob Discussion for the Following Important Announcement
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 374507)
Could one of you home-ec'y//crafty types tell me what that circle thingy that one uses for needlepoint is called? You kind of stretch the fabric between two little hoops that clamp down so you can sew or needlepoint or whatever?

Help!


They are called needlepoint hoops.

ThurgreedMarshall 12-16-2008 12:08 PM

Re: We Interrupt the Boob Discussion for the Following Important Announcement
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 374508)
An embroidery hoop? I don't think it's used for needlepoint though. Thurgreed can confirm.

Sorry. I only work in doilies.

TM

Sidd Finch 12-16-2008 12:08 PM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374502)

It's annoying that, no matter how many times I watch that his head always comes up just in time.

Sidd Finch 12-16-2008 12:09 PM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by John Phoenix (Post 374503)
Talk is cheap.

Improved boobs are pricey.

Replaced_Texan 12-16-2008 12:22 PM

Re: We Interrupt the Boob Discussion for the Following Important Announcement
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 374507)
Could one of you home-ec'y//crafty types tell me what that circle thingy that one uses for needlepoint is called? You kind of stretch the fabric between two little hoops that clamp down so you can sew or needlepoint or whatever?

Help!

Isn't it just called a hoop?

dtb 12-16-2008 12:31 PM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 374509)
A dilettante with glorious, delusional aspirations.

BTW, notice connaisseur with an "a" gets dinged? I wonder if the spellcheck catches "segueway"?

You have learned well, young Skywalker.

A dilettante no longer.

sebastian_dangerfield 12-16-2008 12:38 PM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 374519)
You have learned well, young Skywalker.

A dilettante no longer.

Sadly, unless I develop an affinity for strip clubs or get an M.D., I fear my experience with varieties of breasts has hit a ceiling.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-16-2008 12:40 PM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 374521)
Sadly, unless I develop an affinity for strip clubs or get a M.D., I fear my experience with varieties of breasts has hit a ceiling.

This is why convincing an admin to expose them at a drunken firm outing is of utmost importance.

ThurgreedMarshall 12-16-2008 01:15 PM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 374495)
I'm an ass man, first off.

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/1...aguerra4my.gif

TM

Hank Chinaski 12-16-2008 01:23 PM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 374521)
Sadly, unless I develop an affinity for strip clubs or get an M.D., I fear my experience with varieties of breasts has hit a ceiling.

develop a love of German food. start taking the wife and kid to Otto's, you know out by the willow Grove turnpike exit. After dinner tell the wife you need to get beer, but all the stores seem closed. drive towards the Navy base, there is a topless club that sells package beer right off the base.

perfect alibi, and the wife is sitting right outside. you'll feel weird ordering for carry out when someone is shaking their tits at you, but you can tip on the way out.

here's the beauty of it, the dancers seem like they're all sick with hep or addictions, so i bet turnover is very high. you go there once a month and you'll be seeing fresh meet every time. if nothing else, with another month of ailment they'll look differently.

you. are . welcome.

Penske_Account 12-16-2008 01:52 PM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374491)
Now you're cynical about bouncing breasts? What's wrong with you? When I grow up, I'm not sure I want to be you anymore.

As Moxon said to his dad in Varsity Blues: "I. Don't want. Your life."

I would be willling to license the rights to aspire to be me for a reasonable fee. You can combine the experience of the hazy distant glory of the Kona thing with the corner office dweller's continued pursuit and enjoyment of bouncing boobies and good bubbly. Win-win-win.

Penske_Account 12-16-2008 01:55 PM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374500)
I am an ass/legs man. Nice boobs are gravy. And I actually don't like them huge. Weird Science had it right.

But you have overthunk this.

Oh. You wouldnt want to be. I like big bouncing boobies, although, like Sebby, I progressive in my openness to a diversity of cup sizes.

Penske_Account 12-16-2008 01:56 PM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 374513)
It's annoying that, no matter how many times I watch that his head always comes up just in time.

Is the uncensoured version on the net anywhere? Help!

Penske_Account 12-16-2008 01:58 PM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 374521)
Sadly, unless I develop an affinity for strip clubs or get an M.D., I fear my experience with varieties of breasts has hit a ceiling.

dissent. There is a reason why I vacation in the south of france and its not for the salade nicoise.

Penske_Account 12-16-2008 02:02 PM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 374514)
Improved boobs are pricey.

U got stacks, throw some Ds on that bitch!

Penske_Account 12-16-2008 02:02 PM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374522)
This is why convincing an admin to expose them at a drunken firm outing is of utmost importance.

I maintain, a hottub will get you over that hump, time and again. Better return than treasury's.

Pretty Little Flower 12-16-2008 02:53 PM

Franken-Coleman Recount - Live!
 
Watch as the state canvassing board decides the fate of ballots that were challenged during the recount. Good stuff! I know this should probably be on the Politics Board, but I don't go there. Ever.

http://www.startribune.com/video/?ls...3aPc:_Yyc:aUUs

Hank Chinaski 12-16-2008 02:56 PM

Re: Franken-Coleman Recount - Live!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 374541)
Watch as the state canvassing board decides the fate of ballots that were challenged during the recount. Good stuff! I know this should probably be on the Politics Board, but I don't go there. Ever.

http://www.startribune.com/video/?ls...3aPc:_Yyc:aUUs

is the view distorted or are Minnesotians all, ummm, big-boned?

Pretty Little Flower 12-16-2008 03:02 PM

Re: Franken-Coleman Recount - Live!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 374542)
is the view distorted or are Minnesotians all, ummm, big-boned?

Cheif Justice Magnuson (the goatee) has actually lost significant weight recently, but he is still far from rail thin. I recently appeared before Judge Gearin (the only woman on the board). It was hard to tell with the robes on, but she seems somewhat larger on the stream than in person. You know what they say about the camera . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Sidd Finch 12-16-2008 03:12 PM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374522)
This is why convincing an admin to expose them at a drunken firm outing is of utmost importance.

I'm not sure about that. I got Ty to lift his shirt at the last firm party, and it wasn't pretty.

Penske_Account 12-16-2008 03:24 PM

Re: Franken-Coleman Recount - Live!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 374541)
Watch as the state canvassing board decides the fate of ballots that were challenged during the recount. Good stuff! I know this should probably be on the Politics Board, but I don't go there. Ever.

http://www.startribune.com/video/?ls...3aPc:_Yyc:aUUs

Is that live or live to video?

Penske_Account 12-16-2008 03:24 PM

Re: Franken-Coleman Recount - Live!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 374548)
Cheif Justice Magnuson (the goatee) has actually lost significant weight recently, but he is still far from rail thin. I recently appeared before Judge Gearin (the only woman on the board). It was hard to tell with the robes on, but she seems somewhat larger on the stream than in person. You know what they say about the camera . . . . . . . . . . . . .

No, what?

Pretty Little Flower 12-16-2008 03:34 PM

Re: Franken-Coleman Recount - Live!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 374552)
No, what?

Actually, I don't know. I was hoping someone here would know.

Replaced_Texan 12-16-2008 03:46 PM

Re: I Can Play Too
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 374521)
Sadly, unless I develop an affinity for strip clubs or get an M.D., I fear my experience with varieties of breasts has hit a ceiling.

You really, really need to go to Burning Man.

Replaced_Texan 12-16-2008 03:49 PM

Wtf
 
People need to live with the consequences of their decisionmaking. Name your kid Adolph Hitler Campbell and expect hostility towards the kid and especially his name.

Dumbfucks.

Penske_Account 12-16-2008 03:50 PM

Re: Franken-Coleman Recount - Live!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 374555)
Actually, I don't know. I was hoping someone here would know.

RT should start a camera board to attract lawyer types who are aficianados of the camerific arts, and then certainly someone with such knowledge would emerge and inform our curiousity. Until then, we wait........corner office style, 18 yo single malt in hand.

Adder 12-16-2008 04:01 PM

Re: Wtf
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 374557)
People need to live with the consequences of their decisionmaking. Name your kid Adolph Hitler Campbell and expect hostility towards the kid and especially his name.

Dumbfucks.

Wonder why the headline absolves the mother of any responsibility.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 12-16-2008 04:08 PM

Re: Wtf
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 374557)
People need to live with the consequences of their decisionmaking. Name your kid Adolph Hitler Campbell and expect hostility towards the kid and especially his name.

Dumbfucks.


How 'bout some hostility to the parents for the swastikas around the house.

BTW, wouldn't Hitler have had these people killed off by now? Not exactly good stock.

Quote:

Disabilities, the couple says, have left both out of work: Heath Campbell can't landscape or pump gas because he has emphysema, and Deborah can't waitress because she has a bad back. They live on Social Security payments.

Hank Chinaski 12-16-2008 04:09 PM

Re: Wtf
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 374557)
People need to live with the consequences of their decisionmaking. Name your kid Adolph Hitler Campbell and expect hostility towards the kid and especially his name.

Dumbfucks.

playing devil's advocate, the guy is a Holocaust denier, so he doesn't think Adolf hitler is as bad as most of the rest of us do.

Not Bob 12-16-2008 04:10 PM

Those romantic young boys, all they ever want to do is fight.
 
Confession: I have been watching (and, sad to say, enjoying) season one of Gossip Girl on DVD at the urging of my child. Am I:

1. A sicko -- the chick who plays the 14 year old who sneaks into clubs, drinks, and gets hit on by former frat boy Wall Streeters on the show is, in real life, a 15 year old girl who walks into clubs, drinks, and gets hit on by catering waiters who used to be former frat boy Wall Streeters before they were laid off.

2. Gay, not that there's anything wrong with that.

3. A Tom Wolfe-ian observer of the social mores of the New Gilded Age.

4. A wannabe Rufus Humphrey, trying to figure out how to have that perpetual three day stubble that the lay-dees seem to find so attractive.

Hank Chinaski 12-16-2008 04:11 PM

Re: Franken-Coleman Recount - Live!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 374558)
RT should start a camera board to attract lawyer types who are aficianados of the camerific arts, and then certainly someone with such knowledge would emerge and inform our curiousity. Until then, we wait........corner office style, 18 yo single malt in hand.

I don't know about what TV does to a person, but I got 11" taller when i went on the internet, plus my persona seems dumber than IRL.

futbol fan 12-16-2008 04:23 PM

The Garden State
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 374557)
People need to live with the consequences of their decisionmaking. Name your kid Adolph Hitler Campbell and expect hostility towards the kid and especially his name.

Dumbfucks.

New Jersey: So Much To Answer For!

Replaced_Texan 12-16-2008 04:25 PM

Re: Wtf
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 374562)
playing devil's advocate, the guy is a Holocaust denier, so he doesn't think Adolf hitler is as bad as most of the rest of us do.

Yeah, but he lives in a society where people are automatically hostile to the name. He shouldn't be shocked or outraged that the reaction to his kids' names isn't exactly welcoming.

Hank Chinaski 12-16-2008 04:27 PM

Re: Wtf
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 374569)
Yeah, but he lives in a society where people are automatically hostile to the name. He shouldn't be shocked or outraged that the reaction to his kids' names isn't exactly welcoming.

i was making a joke.

true fact: my wife's best avatar is a Hank/Hitler. i never use it because I sense even greater hostility than i normally get when i have it up.

Penske_Account 12-16-2008 04:29 PM

Re: Franken-Coleman Recount - Live!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 374564)
I don't know about what TV does to a person, but I got 11" taller when i went on the internet, ......

I always got the sense that you were about 5'7".......

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 12-16-2008 04:29 PM

Re: Wtf
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 374569)
Yeah, but he lives in a society where people are automatically hostile to the name. He shouldn't be shocked or outraged that the reaction to his kids' names isn't exactly welcoming.

You're assuming a nazi sympathzier is otherwise rational.

He believes he's given his kid the highest honored name possible . . . why wouldn't he get upset? (of course, the whole thing smacks of a setup . . . he was just waiting for his kid to get denied service of some sort because of his name, and then he ran to the press as soon as it happened).

Hank Chinaski 12-16-2008 04:29 PM

Re: Franken-Coleman Recount - Live!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 374573)
I always got the sense that you were about 5'7".......

i was. think about it.


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