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Restorer 10-04-2003 12:38 AM

TV Junkie Needs Explanations
 
Fugee 7:56

I forgot to set the VCR and missed the first half of The Bachelor last night. The previews showed an ambulance and someone sick in the bathroom. Must have happened before I got home. What was it? And one girl didn't come home from the first group date -- what happened to her?

Some of those women are ruthless in their tactics. This could be the most interesting Bachelor type show yet. Meow meow. Scary thing is, some of them think they are in love with him and would marry him if he asked. Hello? You saw him on TV and had one group date with him.

Is anyone but me geeky enough to watch Law & Order (my excuse -- I never watched before last season so it's like a new show to me)? I completely did not get the ending. The threat to put this guy's [unseen] GF on the stand made him drop his "the pressure affirmative action put on me to succeed made me do it" defense and plead. So what was the deal?

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:39 AM

TV Junkie Needs Explanation
 
Less 8:00


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The Bachelor ...
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Girl had kidney infection, went to doctor, missed date, made later date, got rose. Other girl was eliminated in the most shocking rose ceremony yet - he had to do it during a date!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is both the lamest and best Bachelor yet, matching stunningly delusional women with a guy with no taste in women, or the ability to tell the manipulative from the chaff.


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Restorer 10-04-2003 12:39 AM

Soundtrack, Cryptonomicon
 
notcasesensitive 8:30





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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm an incurable sap. I never get pissy at former SOs (or not-so-S Os) or hate them, I just yearn for them forever and ever and ever. My house is filled with cute teddy bears and chickies and bunnies (the stuffed plush kind, not stinky poopy real ones).

I'm not even sure what some of those songs are. Perhaps you should send me a CD.
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You better watch your chickies and bunnies. There are some real sickos out there.

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:40 AM

TV Junkie Needs Explanations
 
TM Diva 8:31



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Originally posted by Fugee
Is anyone but me geeky enough to watch Law & Order (my excuse -- I never watched before last season so it's like a new show to me)? I completely did not get the ending. The threat to put this guy's [unseen] GF on the stand made him drop his "the pressure affirmative action put on me to succeed made me do it" defense and plead. So what was the deal?
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I watch it. For some reason they hadn't investigated the gf angle ahead of time, but it suddenly occurred to them that they could use her as a bargaining tactic. They guessed, correctly apparently, that she was white. He would lose credibility for being a victim of AA if they could show how easily he moved within the white world, I think is how the script's thinking went.

Of course, I have no idea what relevant facts they could possibly get her to testify on--sure he was with her when he was supposed to be meeting up with the fugitive, but they'd already stipulated that he faked the story. State of mind? That's the only thing I could think of--but they wouldn't want to just up and call her without first checking to make sure she'd say he was showing no signs of being under stress, etc.

tm
L&O junkie

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:40 AM

If only it weren't so cold . . .
 
ltl 8:43





WTF with the super-fancy benefits for those Minneapolis-St. Paul companies?

http://www.ifebp.org/2003/09/25/eng-...4362779649.asp

(If you work at General Mills headquarters, you can run by and get a manicure at 7:30 am)


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Restorer 10-04-2003 12:41 AM

Soundtrack, Cryptonomicon
 
Bridge of Love 8:57



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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Static turned up really loud, with occasional feedback and fingernails scraping down a chalkboard.

It's how I maintain my cheery demeanor.

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when you were young, after your dad left, did your mom bring home "uncles" alot?

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:41 AM

Costumes
 
NotFromHere 9:56


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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Isn't this effectively a toga party? I guess that's somewhat more limited, you miss the fun Germanic deities.
Not quite the same, but I went to a great vernal equinox party once. Everyone had to be something ... vernal equinoxed themed. We had Bottom, lots of faries, elves and nymphs, spring flowers, baby birds, lambs, rabbits, eggs, etc.

And we all got very drunk. I still don't know what happened to my wings.
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That's it. St. Pauli Girl! She's kind of hot in a strange sort of way.

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:42 AM

white guy can't jump/black guy can't float
 
Str8 12:00 am 10/3






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Originally posted by taxwonk
And you call yourself a chef? You been too long sucking on your own chocolate salty balls.
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Those balls cost three-fitty.

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:43 AM

Jack Likes Jack
 
Str8 12:05


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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Yeah, I think you're right. I remember it was mostly used in New Orleans, which got rather more into complicated classifications.
One of my S.A. friends has two kids, one of whom can pass and one can't. Mother's white, and the daughter isn't (though she'd pass anywhere in the US). The whole family refers to the boy as "White-Boy." Going out in Johannesburg with them is kind of weird. People will smile at the boy and mother, but treat the daughter like she's invisible. Or, they'll compliment the beautiful daughter with that whole, smug "see how progressive I am!" tone. Though one has to give them marks, being still rather new at this "how do we deal with having to actually deal with each other" thing, for jumping right in, slogging along and trying things out rather than timidly waiting for someone to tell them what's "right."
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Kathy Pfeiffer has written an interesting book about "passing," in literature, the title of which escapes me. "The Human Stain" is probably the best known current work on the subject, and I hear the upcoming movie based on same is pretty fucking cool.


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Restorer 10-04-2003 12:43 AM

WWC
 
Ann Elk 12:31



Canada upsets China 1-0 in the quarterfinals! Charmaine Hooper's goal in the 7th minute stood up. Swiatek was amazing in goal.

Just in case anyone cares the semi-final matchups are:
US v. Germany
Canada v. Sweden

OK back to reality TV, music, costumes, etc.

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:44 AM

More Pie
 
Str8 12:32



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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yes, we called it "F--k or die," but I prefer the version I've played: present two vile possibilities for banging with death as the out. It's a different dynamic when you introduce the comparative aspect, and it's often very telling when a person will explain why they chose one person over another. It's also fun to see who in your group is capable of the most evil pairings that almost always motivate the player to choose death.
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Back before going in-house, the guys and the old firm and I would play "who would you rather fuck:" with the choices usually being [moderately ugly male partner, associate, or nut-job paralegal] vs. [grotesquely fat female associate or heinously ugly female partner].

Variations went to:
Would you rather give [name partner] a blowjob at the partner's meeting in front of all the partners, watching silently, vs. [take it in the ass from fat guy in word pro]?

Or the ever popular:
Would you do [x] for $1,000,000. I was on record as never refusing to do anything safe for $1,000,000.

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:44 AM

When Socking Goes Horribly Wrong...
 
Str8 12:43



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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
This also might be a calculated plot to gain "street cred" in the Change Agent community...

Tell the story of how he was mistreated, take out the part about the socks, insert some bullshit story of oppression, and all of a sudden he is a "prisoner of conscience" instead of a royal dipshit...
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This reminds me of the guy who used to sit outside of Yale station in 1991 and tell everyone who passed by that Lyndon Larouche was George Bush's political prisoner. Good times.

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:45 AM

What the heck is "turkish delight" anyway?
 
Str8 12:52






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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ignorant boor. There is a chocolate bar in Canada called "Big Turk". It's turkish delight for the masses. Been around forever. Still around. Loved by many (not by me).
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Yeah. Big Turk sucks. Crispy Crunch or nuthin. Unless you got some Jos Louis, or perhaps an Aero or a Crunchie. Or a Mr. Big or some Smarties*, or a Flake bar.

*not the dumb American Smarties, which are really Rockets.

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:46 AM

Rush Resigns
 
Str8 1:00



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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...x.html?cnn=yes

Rush sez:

"My comments this past Sunday were directed at the media and were not racially motivated."

Except for the part about race, of course. Fortunately, the NFL seems to be getting it right:

"ESPN knew what it was getting when they hired Rush Limbaugh," league vice president Joe Browne said. "ESPN selects its on-air talent, not the NFL."
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Rush would have been better served by citing to the cases of:
Gannon v. McNair (N.D. Cal., 2003)
Dilfer v. McNabb (E.D. Pa, 2003)
Brady v. Kordell (W.D. Pa., 2002)
McNabb v. Warner (E.D. Mo., 2002)


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Restorer 10-04-2003 12:46 AM

Made my day (so far)
 
Str8 1:04





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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
"PORTLAND, Ore. -- Trail Blazers swingman Qyntel Woods has been cited for driving with a suspended license and no proof of insurance, Portland police said Tuesday.

When asked to produce his drivers license and proof of insurance, Woods reportedly provided officers with his rookie trading card as identification."

Now that's funny.

TM
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Say what you want about the Blazers, but they really know how to draft players who fit in well with the team and its image.

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:47 AM

Soundtrack Poll
 
Str8 1:18



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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
this is a bit over-broad, no?
you don't like Tortoise Brand Pot Scrubbing Cleaner Theme? the cover of Daydream Believer? konnichiwa? whatever the song is about missing garbage day?

did you ever hear the Atticus samplers*?
*not Shonan
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Dude. Tortoise Brand pot cleaner is the very best cleaner in the world.

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:47 AM

Costumes
 
Str8 1:24


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Originally posted by tmdiva


That's another idea for group costumes--legendary characters. Besides PB and BtBO, there's Pecos Bill, John Henry, etc.



tm
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Me and the wife (well, she will be the wife by Halloween) are going as the Captain and Tenille. Not that anyone cares. For similar reasons I'm going to decline to list my mix-tape or soundtrack or whatever.

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:48 AM

Let me clear my throat
 
Slave No More 1:38


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str8outavannuys
Rush would have been better served by citing to the cases of:
Gannon v. McNair (N.D. Cal., 2003)
Dilfer v. McNabb (E.D. Pa, 2003)
Brady v. Kordell (W.D. Pa., 2002)
McNabb v. Warner (E.D. Mo., 2002)
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Been lurking for a few weeks and nothing has compelled me to chime in - until today.

First the silly Fishbone comment...

McNabb IS totally fucking overrated. He has never won a big game for the Eagles - Ty Detmer and AJ Feeley [for fuck sake] rode the defense to the NFC championship for the Birds last year. McNabb came back and they lost.

And in a League that deliberately puts race at the forefront by fining teams for not interviewing a set number of "minority" coaches for openings to serve some random quota, it is extremely hypocritical for bringing down the hammer on someone who mentions race considerations in the NFL. Regardless of whether one agrees with his opinion.

And what the pile-on artists like Wes (still not a registered Democrat) Clark and Jesse Jackson forget, is that piling on Limbaugh will only arose the ire of those "red state" Dittohead voters in the next election, and not gain them a nickel. Dumb politics.

Slave(someone please fight tomorrow - it is friday you know)4ever

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:49 AM

Soundtrack Poll
 
Idle Acts 2:53




Cannot believe that no one has mentioned Hotel California - not because it is great, so much as because other song choices lead me to believe that many posters are of the age to remember when the song was ubiquitous.

I haven't an actual list because it would be too long, but since you people have made me think about the college years, some random thoughts:

ACDC: Back In Black
Kate Bush: Suspended in Gaffa & The Man With the Child in His Eyes
REM: Radio Free Europe
Bowie: Heroes and My Death
Gershwin: Rhapsody in Blue
Siouxsie Sue and the Banshees: Dear Prudence
Andrew Lloyd Weber: Evita (British Concert version)
The Vandals: I Want to Be a Cowboy
U2: I Will Follow
English Beat: Mirror in the Bathroom
Soft Cell: Mug's Game
Madonna: Burning Up
Peter Gabriel: Shock the Monkey
Berlin: Sex
Tears for Fears: Head Over Heels
Neil Young: Old Man and Ohio
Springsteen: Jungleland and Thunder Road and The River
and
the STAR WARS soundtrack*

*for the ass who played it every night in the dorm down the hill at full volume until someone broke into his room and threw his stereo, with the record, out the window. The cheering lasted for 20 minutes, EASY.

idle(Suddenly my feet are feet of mud; it all goes slow-mo)acts

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:49 AM

Costumes
 
Idle Acts 2:55


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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Me and the wife (well, she will be the wife by Halloween) are going as the Captain and Tenille. Not that anyone cares. For similar reasons I'm going to decline to list my mix-tape or soundtrack or whatever.
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Damn, Str8, I think that was a ketchup quinella.

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:50 AM

Soundtrack
 
Jack Manfred 4:39




Childhood
Cue Titlles to Vince Guaraldi - "Linus and Lucy."

Tracking Dolly Shot of YOUNG BOY in uniform walking up stairs to grade school to Pink Floyd - "The Wall."

TEN YEAR OLD BOY opens portable tape recorder and listens to Billy Joel - "All For Leyna" over and over again.

Puberty
Dawn. Close up of L.E.D. display on clock radio. Clock radio lights up. The Pretenders - "Brass in Pocket" plays. Chrissie Hynde sings, "Gonna use my arms, gonna use my legs / Gonna use my style, gonna use my sidestep / Gonna use my fingers, gonna use my, my, my imagination." Puberty begins.

The Police - "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"

BARELY TEENAGE BOY walks across room to turn on television set. Changes channel to MTV. Video plays for Van Halen - "Hot For Teacher." Teenage boy sprwals in front of television set transfixed.

High School
Tracking Dolly Shot of dance in quad of high school while The B-52's - "Rock Lobster" plays.

Close up of tan bare thigh. Legs cross. Camera pans up leg and out to short, plaid, pleated skirt worn by ICY BLONDE TEENAGE GIRL. Cue Cutting Crew - "(I Just) Died in Your Arms."

Tracking Shot of high school parking lot reveals red and white Volkswagen Cabriolets, Catholic schoolgirls. Cue INXS - "Need You Tonight."

U2 - "With or Without You"

Crowded House - "Into Temptation"

College
De La Soul - "Jenifa Taught Me (Derwin's Revenge)"

Trash Can Sinatras - "Obscurity Knocks"

Close up of COLLEGE STUDENT watching MTV to first two notes of Nirvana - "Smells Like Teen Spirit." Camera pulls out to roomful of college students on couches watching MTV to next bar of song. Camera quickly cuts to several dorm buildings and fraternity houses in sync. Camera then cuts to long shots of several colleges in sync with drum intro. Camera then cuts to overhead shots of suburbarn subdivisions. Grunge breaks.

Material Issue - "Valerie Loves Me"

Counting Crows - "Rain King"

Sting - "Mad About You"

Afghan Whigs - "Gentleman"

Love
Cowboy Junkies - "Come Calling (His Song)"

Massive Attack - "Protection"

Cassandra Wilson - "Love Is Blindness"

Jeff Buckley - "Grace"

Loss
Chris Isaak - Forever Blue over and over and over again until...

Law School
Tracking Dolly Shot of YOUNG MAN walking up stairs to law school to opening flourish of Eric Matthews - "Fanfare."

Miles Davis - Kind of Blue

Supergrass - "In It For The Money"

Lawyer
Pedro The Lion - "Penetration"

The Godfathers - "Birth, School, Work, Death"

Old Age
The Rolling Stones - "Gimme Shelter"

Death
Jeff Buckley - "Hallelujah"

Christopher O'Riley - "Exit Music (For a Film)"

Or...for the Disney ending, skip Old Age and Death and cue The Sundays - "Here's Where the Story Ends"

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:51 AM

Potpourri
 
Jack 5:20

BRC, please reconsider the Halloween contacts. They're not sufficiently regulated and can cause eye injury or infection. If you have to wear them to complete your costume, go through your eye doctor.

Fugee, Law & Order is unwatchable now that Elizabeth Rohm is second chair. She's just awful. I'm not asking that she be Claire Kincaid; that would be folly. She's just not a good actress. On some shows, an actress can be so hot that you don't care that she can't act. Certain shows hinge on this concept. But L&O is not that show, and Elizabeth Rohm is not that actress.

Str8, I wondered who dared drink the Orange Bang. Now put together a list of songs. I suspect you'd have some good selections.

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:51 AM

Soundtrack
 
mmmmBurger 8:59



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Originally posted by idle acts
Cannot believe that no one has mentioned Hotel California - not because it is great, so much as because other song choices lead me to believe that many posters are of the age to remember when the song was ubiquitous.



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For posters of what age was this song not ubiquitous? And The Joker?

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:52 AM

Soundtrack
 
Sebastian 9:04


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Originally posted by bridge of love
right now I'm listening to the Never Mind the Sex Pistol Here's the Tribute Album, and it is clear the Pistols, 20 years earlier were rawer and punkier edgier and better than the 17 new edgy punk bands theylined up for the tribute album in the late 90's. still it is one of the few good tribute albums (besides the Carpenters one).

I would pick Problems over bodies though.
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I agree 100%. I've listened to loads of old punk and hardcore in my day, and it seems to me that everything is derivative of three bands - the Pistols, the Ramones and Black Flag. Of course, the case can be made that those three are derivative of the Stooges and MC5...

MC5 is horrendously overrated. "Kick Out the Jams," an alleged classic, is one of the shittiest live albums ever. I think critics love MC5 because of their balls out political stances, because no one with a good ear could say they were a good live band.


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Restorer 10-04-2003 12:52 AM

Must See Tv
 
andViolins 9:20




My thoughts on Thursday nite NBC

Friends - Really laboring. They took one idea that should have lasted for 6-7 minutes and stretched it out for the whole show. The writing just isn't there.

Scrubs - Very funny. Although more needs to be done with Dr. Cox and the other old cremudgeon[sp?]. Their acts are getting old. Fast.

Will and Grace - Mira Sorvino is scary thin. I almost did not recognize her. She was funny. Much more so than Grace.

ER - No idea. Saw the previews. Something about war and Dr. Carter. Looked silly.

Extreme Makeoever - O.K. I know its not on NBC, but I like seeing these people get chopped up and redone. Some of the "afters" are pretty amazing. The most disturbing thing was a preview of one of the upcoming makeovers. A guy lost 200? 300? pounds. They show him running. He looks like he is wearing a baggy skin suit. It was very gross. I can't wait to see the show.

aV

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:53 AM

Let me clear my throat
 
Sebastian 9:24



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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Been lurking for a few weeks and nothing has compelled me to chime in - until today.

First the silly Fishbone comment...

McNabb IS totally fucking overrated. He has never won a big game for the Eagles - Ty Detmer and AJ Feeley [for fuck sake] rode the defense to the NFC championship for the Birds last year. McNabb came back and they lost.

And in a League that deliberately puts race at the forefront by fining teams for not interviewing a set number of "minority" coaches for openings to serve some random quota, it is extremely hypocritical for bringing down the hammer on someone who mentions race considerations in the NFL. Regardless of whether one agrees with his opinion.

And what the pile-on artists like Wes (still not a registered Democrat) Clark and Jesse Jackson forget, is that piling on Limbaugh will only arose the ire of those "red state" Dittohead voters in the next election, and not gain them a nickel. Dumb politics.

Slave(someone please fight tomorrow - it is friday you know)4ever
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1. McNabb is NOT overrated. He's never been rated all that high. He's considered good, but not a fucking great quarterback. That's why Rush's comment is so stupid - it challenges an alleged position which was never taken.

2. You're right - the NFL preoccupation with race makes no sense. But that same shit occurs in college football. If I had to see another assjack interviewer ask Willingham what it was like to be a black man coaching at ND, I was going to puke. Who fucking cares what color he is? What we really want to know is why that team gets a free top 15 pre-season rank every year no matter how bad they are.

3. "Dittoheads" are idiots. Dumb manipulated hicks who think the estate tax will affect them and 70% of their tax dollars go to minority welfare queens. Clark loses no steam casting them to the side because he never had a chance with them anyway.

4. Whether or not the Peppers stole their sound, its fact that Fishbone was never ask good as the Peppers.

5. Rush deserves everything he gets, and I think his undoing is the beginning of a mini-revolution against the right. The worm appears to be turning a bit as moderates in both parties seem to be waking up finally and saying "Hey, what the fuck are we spending all this dough for?" and "Hey, who put all this white trash in charge?" And its about time. Tom DeLay is the sort of man who should be servicing the lawns of voters, not dictating policy to the house. And these Ashcroft type people with their evangelical fervor... hell, you can't let these sorts have the keys to the jail. They're bible thumpers, for crissakes.

S(Drop the white trash and bring back days of the Kennedy Democrats versus the Rockefeller Republicans)D

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:53 AM

Soundtrack
 
Shape Shifter 9:31


I adopt the soundtrack from 24 Hour Party People. But I would select different remixes of Voodoo Ray and Pacific State and remove the Marshall Jefferson song altogether. Can I do that?

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:54 AM

Must See Tv
 
Even Odds 9:38



quote:
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Originally posted by andViolins
My thoughts on Thursday nite NBC

Friends - Really laboring. They took one idea that should have lasted for 6-7 minutes and stretched it out for the whole show. The writing just isn't there.

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I saw the show late after a night out on the town -- and watching the most thrilling almost comeback in college football at the bar of an elegant restaurant, when guests left their tables for 15 minutes to watch in joy, then shock, then horror as Miami drove back down the field to defeat the hapless Mountaineers.

Now I wouldn't expect friends to match the elation and devestation of an exciting football game, but I would expect it to hold my sober interest as I checked email. I had to rewind the end twice because I was convinced the dvr had cut off early missing huge chunks of narrative. Apparently it was the writers, not the dvr.

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:54 AM

Prime Time Live
 
notcasesensitive 9:53



So I caught this show last night when nothing else was on and it has basically turned into an ad for ABC shows. Kind of weird - out of 3 stories, 2 were aimed at increasing viewership of other ABC shows. First there was an indepth look at the people who apply to be on Extreme Makeovers and the last story was an interview with Wayne Brady, who became famous on Whose Line Is It Anyway. I guess the whole attempt to look like a serious news show has been played out. Poor Sam Donaldson.

I also saw the last half hour of Survivor and much of the Jenna Jameson True Hollywood Story. Exciting night.

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:55 AM

Prime Time Live
 
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Originally posted by Restorer
notcasesensitive 9:53



So I caught this show last night when nothing else was on and it has basically turned into an ad for ABC shows. Kind of weird - out of 3 stories, 2 were aimed at increasing viewership of other ABC shows.

Mmmm Burger 9:58




Shameful, isn't it?

But all the "news" shows are like that now. Every interview ends with a "you can see the full interview tonight on [name of network's pseudo-news show]"

For me, it's a helpful summary that means I don't have to watch the longer show, because I realize what a waste of time that would be. Except for the For Love or Money previews--because that bachelor's mellifluous voice and captivating intonation just made me realize I couldn't get enough.

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:56 AM

Let me clear my throat
 
Even Odds 10:05



This re line is driving me crazy.

A club I frequented in my single days played "Let Me Clear My Throat" at least once a night for years.

I can smell the stale cigarette smoke and the spilled crown from across the years.

Edited to add to the soundtrack of my life: DJ Kool and David Allan Coe's "You Never Even Call Me By My Name" from my barhopping days. The Coppertank used to play the song every night and everyone would just stand around and sing. Good times.

Restorer 10-04-2003 12:56 AM

Shape Shifter
 
Bad Rich Chic 10:14



So, I saw this Geico ad on TV last night, where their little gekko was being praised for bringing "a reptilian sense of balance to our business that was missing from our warm blooded employees."

And I laughed, and the Mr. asked why since the ad was stupid. It was because I thought of you. Just thought I'd let you know.


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Restorer 10-04-2003 12:57 AM

Way to Go, Animal Liberators!
 
Purse Junkie 10:31



http://www.boston.com/news/nation/ar...eeding_frenzy/

(Spree: cannibal/carnivore minks rampage)

I'm sure the chewed-up Labrador was really glad these little guys were freed to let 'em be their true selves. Maybe they could consult the hapless terrorized local wildlife first next time?


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Restorer 10-04-2003 12:58 AM

Shape Shifter
 
Greedy 10:32




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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
So, I saw this Geico ad on TV last night, where their little gekko was being praised for bringing "a reptilian sense of balance to our business that was missing from our warm blooded employees."

And I laughed, and the Mr. asked why since the ad was stupid. It was because I thought of you. Just thought I'd let you know.
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So you haven't told the Mr. about Shape Shifter, aye? Bad BAD Rich Chic!

Restorer 10-04-2003 01:00 AM

Must See Tv
 
Aloha 10:34




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Originally posted by evenodds
I saw the show late after a night out on the town -- and watching the most thrilling almost comeback in college football at the bar of an elegant restaurant, when guests left their tables for 15 minutes to watch in joy, then shock, then horror as Miami drove back down the field to defeat the hapless Mountaineers.

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I tuned in to the last 3 minutes of that game, and was transfixed. One of the best endings to a game I can remember seeing... Check out SportsCenter if you haven't seen it.

Great subplot for Chicagoans, as the sons of legendary '85 Super Bowl Champ Bears Otis Wilson and Walter Payton slugged it out.

Wilson's kid scored one of the best TD's you'll ever see on a screen, breaking 3 or 4 tackles and hitting a Miami safety head-on and knocking him on his ass about 3 yards back...

Miami then drove down to win the game on a last-second FG, saved only by an amazing over-the-shoulder fully laid-out catch by Kellen Winslow Jr. on 4th and 13.

WV played their guts out. Miami was lucky, as it seemed like they were planning their trip to Tallahassee a week early...

Restorer 10-04-2003 01:01 AM

Must See Tv
 
Atticus 10:46




quote:
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Originally posted by andViolins
Friends - Really laboring. They took one idea that should have lasted for 6-7 minutes and stretched it out for the whole show. The writing just isn't there.
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The other day, I remembered the other funny line in the history of Friends: the one about Joey's tailor ("That's the way they do it."/"In PRISON!"). Other than that, I'm really hard pressed to understand why this show had the legs it did. It is not a compendium of cultural knowledge like Seinfeld, and it resorts too quickly to the "Scene: X kisses Y; audience goes WHOOOOOO!" school of dramatic twists.

Watching this show in its last season is like watching a relative with Alzheimer's fade away in a nursing home. One that you were never close to but your family said you were supposed to love.

BTW, Ross looks like absolute shit. His career is over when this gets put to bed.


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Scrubs - Very funny. Although more needs to be done with Dr. Cox and the other old cremudgeon[sp?]. Their acts are getting old. Fast.
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Huh. I thought this was a disappointment. I kept asking, "Why does that Elliot chick look like crap?" It was like she skipped makeup. Oh, it's the standard Makeover Plotline. Of course.

Agree on Cox/Kelso thing. Cox has annoyed me from Day 1. His dialog is good; his delivery got old by the end of the first episode.

I'll add my own: Angel. I think this should be mandatory FB watching, since the entire season is about being good inside an evil law firm, and the compromises we make in the interests of continued employment.

Making Gunn a lawyer was an interesting twist. I was wondering how they'd get around Cal. Rules Prof. Conduct, Rule 1-310. One down, four to go.

Looks like they'll make good use of Harmony.

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Yeah, getting dumped in your college years. Hey Thurgreed -- check it out: ;) ;) ;)
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I don't get it.

TM

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white guy can't jump/black guy can't swim
 
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White Bang?

Or some other kind of Bang?
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Coconut Bang. They sold it at the Blimpie all the cool kids hung out at for lunch in junior high. DEElicious. 86.5% sugar. I've never seen the Orange Bang, but there was a fruit punch one. That was good too. They were not creamy, but frothy. I haven't seen them in like 10 years.

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I'll add my own: Angel. I think this should be mandatory FB watching, since the entire season is about being good inside an evil law firm, and the compromises we make in the interests of continued employment.

Making Gunn a lawyer was an interesting twist. I was wondering how they'd get around Cal. Rules Prof. Conduct, Rule 1-310. One down, four to go.

Looks like they'll make good use of Harmony.
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It was actually pretty damn funny. They have shifted focus from Gotterdammerung to the sharp quip. Which is definitely good from a per-show p.o.v., but I'm wondering how it will play over a longer story arc.

Can't a partnership have a hired, non-partner, management? That might explain it.



spoiler space if anyone cares.



Harmony annoyed me much less than I expected. Fred's tongue-lashing was very impressive - she will make a good evil boss. I like slick lawyer Gunn, he is hot, and they desperately need a hot man on this show. Besides Spike. But I've heard Spike does a nude scene this season - something to look forward to.


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Cheaper than Dr. Ludwig von Bellwig-Holstein's hourly rate.
 
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You missed so much. You have some intense ketching up to do. You will remain hopelessly lost without it.
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You joke, my cold-blooded friend, but I *always* have to catch up after I am away for a trial, a deposition, a "deposition," or whatever. I just feel weird if I don't know what the latest TM/bilmore spat is about. And don't even get me started on the thought of missing a single one of fringey's snarkisms. Shudder.

I know -- pathetic. But I feel much better now that I have admited this out loud to all of my imaginary friends. Whew. Back to studying a security videotape of a 72 year old woman with a walker slipping on a puddle of Diet Squirt.


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