I'm sure s/he was not intentionally trying to suggest that it was more simple than it is. And if the way it is will not work for this forum, that's of course fine. It just sounded like it would be nice.

Sigh
 

I'm bored. I don't read this board to actually learn anything, or watch people argue (ok, well maybe a little). Will the nice lady in the red thong please post something to cheer us all up?

C'mon people, dance for my amusement.

;)

88 Lines About 49 Penske Socks
 

Or lose a vote if you skip an ass...* (ahem!)


It was pretty fucking good, though.




*Yes, I'm well aware I'm an ass...

Oh believe me fringey, you have no idea.

As it happens I asked over at a place where they create hacks (or adjustments) to this software if anyone had any such code.

If they do, I'll be happy to implement it.

a little sumptin sumptin for the guys
 

You're welcome.

http://a799.g.akamai.net/3/799/388/3...ws/2037008.jpg

a little sumptin sumptin for the guys
 

I [heart] you. I have to say, she looks pretty amazing there, and I'm not a fan. But what's not to like?

My faith in the FB duly restored, I retreat to the shadows....

Flinty

a little sumptin sumptin for the guys
 

See.

This is all I want.

A little acknowledgement that I bring a little information and entertainment to the party.
Not to have some reptile criticize my parody entry and then have the whole lame bandwagon chime in. And then just let that crap, I SAID CRAP Puppy Love slide by with not even ONE comment. NOT ONE COMMENT.
Sheesh.

a little sumptin sumptin for the guys
 

You do realize you're just gonna make it worse right?

a little sumptin sumptin for the guys
 

Of all the times to be tired . . .

NFH, I am trying to finish up a plan and get the hell out of here, but you do realize that getting any kind of praise for anything other than sheer whore-y sexual explicitness (e.g., description of eating an eclair) is like [insert something that is generally impossible], don't you?

So, if you stick to sexually explicit stuff, you can get all the approval you want. Just don't try to branch out to humor. Really.

If I were intentionally suggesting anything, it would be merely that the solution appeared straight-forward. I also figured that it has probably been coded, or has at least been addressed by someone.

Really, whatever I suggest is something that I might try to code if I had the time and inclination to do so.*

-pc

*The last time I coded anything for fun and profit was sometime in the mid-90s. So it might take me a while, but I don't think it's impossible.

I appreciate the offer, but that's ok, thank you. There are people who do a lot of vbulletin coding for pay or for free, if anyone has a solution they will.

88 Lines About 49 Penske Socks
 

I offer deep apologies to all the FB notables who didn't make the cut. You were excluded not because your contribution is valued less than 49 others, but rather because (1) I could think of nothing nasty or sycophantic to say about you that rhymed with "quim" between 9 a.m. and 3:30 p.m. PDT; or (2) I honestly didn't think you were a Penske sock. I stand corrected, Aloha, and preemptively apologize also to ABBAKiss, Adder, Alex de Large, andViolins, Chevy, Dualit, Flinty, 8track, JustForFun,* lawyer_princess, LFM, Burger, Ruth Bader-Meinhoff etc., NFH, Secret Agent Man, SEC_Chick, sgtclub, Sparklehorse, Tmdiva, and many beloved others. And God bless you, daysleeper, wherever you are.

*Clearly not excluded because of (2).

The Two GPs
 

As I was billing all alone
I heard two GPs speaking a koan;
The one unto the other did say,
"On whom shall we go and dine today?"

"Toward a NASDAQ maker's boom years
I know there aim new-Spitzer spears;
And nobody knows the AG eyes there
But Brobeck, Wilson and VLG all whom care.

Yet Brobeck's to the billing gone;
Wilson's conflicted sitting on,
VLG's taken with a mate.
So we may take our billings sweet.

"You'll sit on the NASDAQer's back,
And I'll pluck out his Gurka jack;
With rolls and rolls of his green cash
We'll adorn many a strippers' gash.

"Few for him will make a groan,
And none shall know where he is gone;
O'er his white bones, till they are bare,
The billing shall churn forevermore."

Congratulations on the 1st New Board K.

It is very nice that the first K is an offer to volunteer help to our lovely but overworked landlady.

Heh, I didn't notice the K. Thanks for pointing it out.

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