Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

Sleep. Like this conversation is making me do.

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

2. I'd rather hear about keaton's big red cock.

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

I agree thhey should face hard time. But they ought to face a reasnable amount of time - say five or six years. Twenty five years is just absurd. It's as wrong as the Rockefeller Drug sentences. But I agree that everybody should go to the same jail. That would all but end white collar crime.

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

I believe the correct phrase is a "federal pound-me-in-the-ass" prison. Assumption of risk? So it is an assumption of risk that I will bitch slap someone for a stupid post? I am working on my TMisms.

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

$2 Million per year of prison? Hell, I'd do that.

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

Sleep.

ETA: Fuck, got beat to the punch.

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

No shit. I'm done with this shit... Sorry.

No more bitter Sebby.

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

He's just in one of those magnaminous, pot-induced moods this morning. Swindle his grandma's life savings through some con game and he's personally sending you to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

[ETA proper Office Space prison reference)

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

2. Sebastian saying people shouldn't post conversationally?

Cavs looked good Saturday. Mr. James was passing nicely.

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

For half a mil, he'd do it himself. On TV.

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

Best. game. of. the. year. And I missed it.

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

If I cheat a grandmother out of her life's savings of $300k and you cheat all of your employees (and every stockholder) out of each of their life's savings for a grand total of $300 million, why should we do the same amount of time?

I don't give a fuck about these assholes. I hope they all get the maximum. Then the next egomaniacal, greedy as sin, ceo who's thinking about doing the same can add the prospect of those extra 20 years to his risk analysis.

TM

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

Yeah, let's hear more about sucking big cocks and lesbian kisses.

spray tan antics
 

Are there any men in the spray on tan industry? I would think this would be a good job for them.

Also, I thought you were smooth like a teenage Asian hooker? ?????

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

Yeh, uh... what he said... err, wait a minute...

maybe not...

And that's not greasy kid's stuff.
 

A "product" used by the ancients (circa 1960) in their hair. Men had two brands to choose from in styling their hair -- Brylcream ("a little dab'l do ya") or Vitalis ("stop using that greasy kid's stuff").

After a nice Gillette Foamy shave and a bracing splash of Aqua Velva, one would comb a little Vitalis thru the locks, and presto!, The Man In The Grey Flannel Suit was ready for another drive from Levittown or New Rochelle into the city for a hard day's work writing jokes with Buddy and Sally for the "Alan Brady Show" or pitching ideas to Larry at the McMann & Tate ad agency.

egad, I used the name of the actress instead of the name of the character! Fixed now.

spray tan antics
 

that was a passing phase. I have a little now.

spray tan antics
 

Hitler 'stache?

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

Okay. Gotta hit some meetings but I'll conclude my little foray onto your naughty little board with a naughty little memory. Like I said, my ex's big cock was surrounded by red pubes, some of which were brassy red, others more of a strawberry blonde (the latter mostly covered his lemongellos.) I had never sucked on such a big one before that, and so used to race down there on him to catch it while it was not yet fully hard to have some fun before jaw strain set in. This started a fetish that lasts to this day -- I love sucking a guy to complete hardness, squishing it around my mouth until it grows too unwieldy.

I like chia pets too, and am unsure at this time how this may or may not relate.

Have a nice day.

spray tan antics
 

Huh? Oh, wait a second... I guess that works. I would have said soul patch. But Hitler 'stache works too.

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

Thanks for sharing, Diane.

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

A little Brylcream probably would've kept you two together...

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

She did an excellent job of describing what it would be like to blow Ronald McDonald.

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

How would you know this- Wait- i bet I know. Was there a champagne room off the play area at the McDonald's where you grew up?

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

Even a fuck-me-in-the-ass prison?

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

For three happy meal toys, you could watch the Hamburglar do Grimace.

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

What you do there is your business. NTTAWWT.

And that's not greasy kid's stuff.
 

Whlie watching said bowl, I kept thinking of the Tragically Hip song that starts: "One day in El Paso/The cops went into the crowd."

Everybody eight clap!

And if anyone cares, I have a fully functional desk and chair. I also have ten files on my desk and not too sure what to do with them. I've never felt more like Costanza in my life. God help my new clients.

Cherish is the word.
 

Indeed.

And, I apologize, but the elevator was playing something* on my way back from lunch, which led to this. Blame the muse.

Who's posting angst all over the FB
Sneering at law and raging at life
Who calls The Man to give him the finger?
Everyone knows it's Sebby

Whose tripping days were yesterday's glory
Feelin' the breeze in Hickey and Pink
Who's trading quips with judges and juries?
Everyone knows it's Sebby.

But Sebby don't like blow jobs
Bands with horns, union slobs
And Sebby has nightmares of
Corn on the cob (corn on the cob)
Corn on the cob (corn on the cob)!
[repeat and fade]

*The Association, "Windy"

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

Based on my litigation experience, they decide in favor of whichever lawyer is more likeable. In the case of my old firm, that was us, 91.5% of the time.

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

Well, you know what they say about guys with big clown feet...

Easiest bet ever
 

So before I dive into these ten files, I want to describe the easiest sports bet I'll ever make. Yesterday, with VA Tech up by 11, the Hokies had the ball at midfield and were about to punt the ball back to Louisville with 2:40 left in the game, whose QB had just taken two of the hardest hits I've ever seen. VA Tech's defense was fired up, and Louisville was done.

In this situation, I was able to buy 10 shares of Louisville -9.5 at 72. I thought they would have been in the 84-90 range. (shares pay 100 for winning side at game's end, 0 for losing side). Damn, I wish I'd bought 40 of them. Easiest $280 I'll ever make.

For the record, the Louisville QB threw a pick on the third play of their drive. Game over. I love when it's that easy.

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

if everyone was so likable, why would you leave?

Got on board a west-bound seven, forty seven.
 

He was Mr. 8.5 %.

And that's not greasy kid's stuff.
 

If you have good hair and wear a sharp suit, your clients will appreciate the origami you create from their files.

spray tan antics
 

I should probably stp, but isn't this contraindicated if you want a realistic-looking tan? I mean, now you'll be all patchy.

Cherish is the word.
 

What bothers me is that I'm old enough to remember the original song.

Old, old, old.

Easiest bet ever
 

Still like SC in the Rose Bowl? How many points are you willing to give?

And that's not greasy kid's stuff.
 

I don't, and the office is business casual. :(

And that's not greasy kid's stuff.
 

You should get DK as a client. She might go for something other than your hair.