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Shape Shifter 12:43
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by paigowprincess Jesus , the pendanticism and condescencion on this board is running rampant. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speaking of pendanticism, nothing tops my worship of emerald cut lab created pink saphires. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...category=10995 Only 12 hours left. Hope my direct deposit made it in! |
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Not From Here 12:44
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) James Spader. But the problem is it's as if David Kelley, now that Ally McBeal is off the air, has merged the two shows. Spader is completely Ally McBeal material, right down to the Robert Downey glasses and mannerisms. We'll see if Sharon Stone helps matters in this way. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- James Spader - yes of course. And yes, a Robert Downey ripoff, but without the drugs (yet). But didn't you laugh at him? He's great. And Sharon Stone is just smarmy enough to play off of his character - it should be fun. My only problem is with a former white collar antitrust attorney who should have been disbarred for embezzlement going straight to crim - with a hearing on his first day, unofficially hired. And yet, it plays because most people don't know. |
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Bilmore 12:46
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Shape Shifter Speaking of pendanticism, -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Timmy. Subtle, humorous Timmy. But, still, Timmy. |
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Sebastian 12:46
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by paigowprincess Jesus , the pendanticism and condescencion on this board is running rampant. First Slave feels compelled to note he ihas lurked but has saw nothing worth replying to befroe he replies. Totally unnecessary statement along the lines of Lester's reply to the song thread that he isnt gonna reply to the song thread. People, if this board is boring and not worthy of your posts, then stop lurking and leave already. I wont miss you. Then AG with his little critique of Friends. Pal, this show had plenty of funny moments and one of the all time great sitcom romances. It had great characters in its time. You apparnetly have seen too many reruns so that its gotten stale, or are still watching after the characters have gotten to the end of their arc (and I hvanet seen it in two years so I am not saying they have). But this show was very funny for a lot of people. Just bc someone is too erudite , or fancies himself that way, does not mean that someone should think his special little brain is wired the same way as those of us Friends loving and laughing masses. Maybe Bilmore has room in his kayak for that ibg head of yours? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scrubs is the best show on network TV right now. Friends has had its moments, and all in all, has been better than most television. Coupling is not as good as it could be. The dialogue is wooden. The blonde from "Life of the Married man" is still smokin. Put ER out of its misery. Will and Grace is still pretty funny, but its nearly out of gas. The above paragraph I just wrote is pathetic. Why anyone would watch network TV when we all have digital cable and on demand movies and TivO available at reasonable cost is utterly mind-boggling. Like network television isn't dull enough, here I find myself mentally masturbating over which bland selection is better than the other. "Hmmmm... I'll have the really VANILLA vanilla today, Chip. And what the hey... put some vanilla sprinkles on it! Hot diggity darn... I'm livin it up!" S(This board ain't got no heart)D |
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Paigow 12:46
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by dtb Much as I hate to take sides against my imaginary boyfriend from the internet (that would be Atticus, for those of you keeping score). I have to agree with paigow. I say it proud; shouting it from the rooftops, as it were, "I LIKE THE SHOW FRIENDS AND I THINK IT'S REALLY FUNNY!!" Some years were definitely better than others, I grant you, but last year was primo. (I feel a little like ABBA admitting her love for boy-bands.) I just had to leave in the thing about the kayak because -- well, just because. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honey, You miss that very clever, and pithy, passover joke. Then you proclaim that you love Friends. I am not sure you are erudite enought to hang here. You remind me of that chick in my fabulously fabulous law school who asked the silly questions that made class runneth over that begged the question "how did she get in here? ". You can forget Atticus, sister. I dont see him posting about porn and you clearly dont have the mental guns of a Tina Fey with her over the top hilarious writing and sexy dark rimmed glasses (how 1998!) coverning some beady ass eyes. You might have a chance with Abba though, if you would consider the cyber bi thing. |
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not case sensitive 12:47
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Shape Shifter Speaking of pendanticism, nothing tops my worship of emerald cut lab created pink saphires. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...category=10995 Only 12 hours left. Hope my direct deposit made it in! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you missed the Jenna Jameson E! true Hollywood Story, then you don't know that she has a bigger rock than JLo's. Not pink though. She also has bigger TITS than JLo's, but maybe that is already common knowledge. I believe that JLo has a bigger ass, if it makes her feel any better. |
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Chunky Monkey 12:47
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by notcasesensitive Poor [Jessica Simpson's] dad. Hard to admit you raised a spoiled clueless brat. On the plus side, she does have big jugs. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And good teeth. Never underestimate the appeal of good teeth. |
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Sebastian 12:49
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by tmdiva The Eagles' Desperado, too. On a spring break roadtrip in England, my car mates decided we needed to memorize it, so we listened to it OVER and OVER. tm -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shirley, you jest. Desperado is a crime against humanity. |
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ShapeShifter 12:49
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by bilmore Timmy. Subtle, humorous Timmy. But, still, Timmy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Apologies for the Timmy. Just looking for any opening to whore myself for the cause of True Love. Ben & Jen 4ever!!! |
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Slavenomore 12:50
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ThurgreedMarshall I knew I'd hear from you on this one. Yeah, he's overrated by whom? His fellow players who make him a Pro-Bowl player? The media who can't get enough of quarterbacks who can do it all - pass, think, run. You're so blinded by your politics that you jump to Limbaugh's defense for the sake of jumping to his defense. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Apparently, I'm not the onlyone Note the statistic comparing McNabb to Brad Johnson. And call any number of Eagles fans. And for such a talented athlete as McNabb, he sure can't get that team to score, can he? quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Marino never won a superbowl either. Is he overrated because the media considers him one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes. Never won the big game. Vinny Testeverde is now an all-time passing leader. You wanna call him one of the greatest quarterbacks? quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, cry me a fucking river. You're bitching about people getting interviews? Interviews? You sound like a complete jackass. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I sound like a complete jackass for merely pointing out that FACT that the NFL makes an express issue out of race by mandating quotas under penalty of fine? I didn't even express my opinion on the topic. What the fuck is wrong with you, dude? quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So what the NFL is trying to get all the white owners to consider someone they normally wouldn't. They aren't guaranteed a position, dumbass. How is asking a team to interview someone a problem? Are you worried about owners being inconvenienced? They won't have as much time to jerk off because they have to interview another candidate that they won't really consider? Please. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why go through the motions of interviewing someone you don't intend to hire? quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And given the number of black players out there, you would think that there would be more black coaches, wouldn't you? But I doubt I'll ever hear you yelling about the intelligent black players who are never considered for coaching positions or the stereotypes coaches have to fight to move up the coaching chain. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think its atrocious that Chris Chambliss and Willie Randolph haven't made head coach yet. Said it before and I'll say it again. quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fuck them. No one's going to win them over anyway. And Limbaugh deserves to be piled-on. He's a moron who is getting what he deserves. In fact, it's what he wanted. He realized he was no longer relevant (if he ever was) so he decided to rile everyone up again to get some attention. So you should be happy he's succeeded in doing exactly what he aimed to do. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- At first I thought it was an idiotic hire, until someone pointed out to me that hes a perfect fit for the football watching demographic |
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Purse Junkie 12:52
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by paigowprincess Then AG with his little critique of Friends. Pal, this show had plenty of funny moments and one of the all time great sitcom romances. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's not referring to Ross and Rachel, is it? Because the idea that a schlub that repulsive and lacking in personality who's not famous could get laid without buying a hotel room and a hooker is fucking ludicrous. That he would be in a torrid off-an-on romance with someone ten thousand times more appealing yet so clearly destined to be a society trophy wife is even more ridiculous. What the hell is the appeal of that guy? Joey is stupid but pleasant and easy on the eyes. Chandler at least has some wiseass humor going for him. But Ross? |
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Paigow 12:52
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Atticus Grinch Even I don't have the patience to argue with you over the minor point of whether Friends has always sucked ass or merely sucks ass now. Considering the fact that I introduced you to The Office, you'd think you'd have a little more respect for my "erudite" tastes in television. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I will always be grateful to you for the Office introdcution. But how about a clever, and pithy, show with more than three episodes, next time? I think I have seen the "bad news and irrelevant news" episode more times than I have seen the excellent, and hilarious, Friends episode with the video of Monica and Rachel's prom night. "hello, Mis-terre Kot-terre" indeed. Though I have taken to saying "gutting" with a fake britich accenet whenever something tragic happens. which is all the time. that is my favorite word right now, so long as its pronounced with the fake accent. And dont think I missed the pedantic and condescending remark about the "minor" point of whether Friends always sucked or does only now. Apparently it wasnt so minor that it was incldued in one of your fucking essays about television: its good when Atticus says so. |
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Sebastian 12:53
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fuck them. No one's going to win them over anyway. And Limbaugh deserves to be piled-on. He's a moron who is getting what he deserves. In fact, it's what he wanted. He realized he was no longer relevant (if he ever was) so he decided to rile everyone up again to get some attention. So you should be happy he's succeeded in doing exactly what he aimed to do. TM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Limbaugh irrelevant? I wish. The man has an audience 10X that of Stern. There's a lotta hayseeds with radios, and they're mad. |
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Gattigap 12:54
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by purse junkie That's not referring to Ross and Rachel, is it? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nah. Monica and Chandler, silly. Now that's smokin! |
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Burger 12:55
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by SlaveNoMore At first I thought it was an idiotic hire, until someone pointed out to me that hes a perfect fit for the football watching demographic -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm sure Fox can find a space for Rush to cover NASCAR. |
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Tm Diva 12:56
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield Shirley, you jest. Desperado is a crime against humanity. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did I say I enjoyed it? tm |
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Paigow 12:57
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by notcasesensitive realityblurred -- Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica has become "the second-highest rated cable show after Sex and the City," according to TV Guide. As a result, MTV has renewed it for a second season that will start shooting in October, CNN reports. The current season ends Oct. 14. Meanwhile, Nick Lachey's record company "has decided to put [his new] album off until Nov. 11," in part because of the way the show "has made music fans take [Jessica] about as seriously as they do Anna Nicole Smith," The Daily News reports. But Jessica's father tells TV Guide that she "knows she's on camera" and "[s]ince she was a little girl, people have been calling her a dumb blonde, ... she begins to assume the role that everybody expects of her. That doesn't mean that's who she is." Poor dad. Hard to admit you raised a spoiled clueless brat. On the plus side, she does have big jugs. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This proves my point that the show is rigged, bc I am sure that everyone will agree that I am mainly correct that, when Jessica was a little girl, people were calling her a dumb brunette. |
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Leagleaze 12:59
I see that you are all trying, but you need to try harder. It is friday. Say something like Even Odds, you FUCKING SUCK*. Or something like that. Thank you. *I was going to put a disclaimer that Even Odds does not, in fact, fucking suck, but then I realized that would defeat the purpose. So instead, I will reiterate. Yes, you suck. |
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Purse Junkie 1:00
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Shape Shifter Apologies for the Timmy. Just looking for any opening to whore myself for the cause of True Love. Ben & Jen 4ever!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- She's wearing her ring again, so don't worry honey. As sure as Jen's gonna wear Dolce and Gabbana virgin-slutwear for her actual trip down the aisle, they're really going to be soulmates for always! |
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Tyrone 1:00
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield 5. Rush deserves everything he gets.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Rush had a single intelligent thing to say about football, he wouldn't have had to try to push people's buttons to get attention. It's clear that he only got the job as some sort affirmative action program for blowhard conservatives, and after a while sports fans rose up and demanded that their announcers prove it on the field or get benched. Now, he's back on the pine. __________________ |
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dtb 1:01
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by paigowprincess About Less getting passed over by the broads he is casting his wide net over. Very pithy, and punny. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, it certainly passed me over. You can never have too much pith, that's what I always say, |
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Even Odds 1:02
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by leagleaze I see that you are all trying, but you need to try harder. It is friday. Say something like Even Odds, you FUCKING SUCK*. Or something like that. Thank you. *I was going to put a disclaimer that Even Odds does not, in fact, fucking suck, but then I realized that would defeat the purpose. So instead, I will reiterate. Yes, you suck. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As a matter of fact, I do suck and I enjoy it. Thank you, sunshine! |
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Leagleaze 1:03
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by evenodds As a matter of fact, I do suck and I enjoy it. Thank you, sunshine! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Any time baby. |
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Thurgreed 1:04
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Penske_Account How'd you hear about it? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I walked past everyday with a tear in my eye. And then I would go after school so I could gather enough information about the joint to be able to act like I was actually in there during lunch. TM |
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Thugreed 1:05
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by bilmore We don't have "spats". We calmly discuss things in a reasoned, rational and mutually supportive manner. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What the FUCK is THAT supposed to mean, fishface? TM |
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Not From Here 1:07
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by leagleaze *I was going to put a disclaimer that Even Odds does not, in fact, fucking suck, but then I realized that would defeat the purpose. So instead, I will reiterate. Yes, you suck. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- But the real question is...does she swallow? |
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leagleaze 1:08
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by NotFromHere But the real question is...does she swallow? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well now that's a good question. But please, let's not have the discussion about kissing after, ok? |
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Notfromhere 1:12
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by leagleaze Well now that's a good question. But please, let's not have the discussion about kissing after, ok? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Of course not because, well, that would be gross. And we don't discuss gross things here...do we? And do I get a prize for 1111 post? Because I think that's cooler than a personal K. |
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sparklehorse 1:13
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield Why anyone would watch network TV when we all have digital cable and on demand movies and TivO available at reasonable cost is utterly mind-boggling. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cuz some of us tight-fisted kayakers refuse to pay money for something as moronic as television. |
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Angry Mullet Man 1:13
The Canadian PM is my new hero: "I don't know what is marijuana. Perhaps I will try it when it will no longer be criminal. I will have my money for my fine and a joint in the other hand," he said in an interview with the Winnipeg Free Press. I am link challenged, but you can link to the article on Drudge: |
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Shape Shifter 1:14
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by NotFromHere Of course not because, well, that would be gross. And we don't discuss gross things here...do we? And do I get a prize for 1111 post? Because I think that's cooler than a personal K. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No, but Leagl gets a prize for post 27k. Congratualtions. |
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dtb 1:19
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by paigowprincess Honey, -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awwwww. :blush: quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by paigowprincess You miss that very clever, and pithy, passover joke. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I know. I am deeply ashamed. Especially (as I noted earlier), because I am such a diehard proponent of pith! quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by paigowprincess Then you proclaim that you love Friends. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Damn straight!!! It's one of the only shows I watch on network TV with any regularity. Horses for courses and all that... quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by paigowprincess I am not sure you are erudite enought to hang here. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I can help you out with this one. I am confident I am not erudite to hang out here. Luckily, there's no entrance exam, so even boobs like me can fancy ourselves cool and with-it. So, I'll thank you to refrain from introducing reality into my delusions from here on out. (And just so we're clear, I'm pretty sure I wasn't that chick in your law school, as it is possible that I never once asked a question in all of law school. The only time I spoke was if I was called on.) quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by paigowprincess You can forget Atticus, sister. I dont see him posting about porn and you clearly dont have the mental guns of a Tina Fey with her over the top hilarious writing and sexy dark rimmed glasses (how 1998!) coverning some beady ass eyes. You might have a chance with Abba though, if you would consider the cyber bi thing. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You wound me. Atticus may forget me -- but I will never forget him. Never! [sniff] (I'm not sure what the porn has to do with all of this though.... ) I'm not saying no to Abba -- not that she's asked, of course. |
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leagleaze 1:20
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Shape Shifter No, but Leagl gets a prize for post 27k. Congratualtions. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you, and, speaking of prizes, we have decided to run a contest. The problem is I have absolutely no idea what kind of contest to run. The prize will be either a gift certificate to amazon.com or a sex toy shop, winner's choice. So, contest suggestions please? |
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Shape shifter 1:22
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by leagleaze So, contest suggestions please? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Next person to post no. 788? |
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Bilmore 1:23
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by leagleaze Thank you, and, speaking of prizes, we have decided to run a contest. The problem is I have absolutely no idea what kind of contest to run. The prize will be either a gift certificate to amazon.com or a sex toy shop, winner's choice. So, contest suggestions please? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- First post in response to your "what contest" post wins. (Ship the prize UPS, please.) {edited to add: Damn.) |
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evenodds 1:23
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by leagleaze Thank you, and, speaking of prizes, we have decided to run a contest. The problem is I have absolutely no idea what kind of contest to run. The prize will be either a gift certificate to amazon.com or a sex toy shop, winner's choice. So, contest suggestions please? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best song parody. Top five voted on by FB poll. Edited to add: of course I swallow |
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Ollie 1:24
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield Shirley, you jest. Desperado is a crime against humanity. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I know nobody (including me) reads re-posted, unoriginal lyrics, but this begs for Mojo Nixon: “This is the sound of my brain” Then I said “This is the sound of my brain on Don Henley” Then I said “One two three four” He’s a tortured artist Used to be in the eagles Now he whines like a wounded beagle Poet of despair Puffed up with hot air He’s serious, pretentious and I just don’t care Don henley must die Don’t let him get back together With Glenn Frey, Don Henley must die Cut on the TV And what did I see This bloated hairy thing winnin’ a grammy Huah Best rock vocalist Compared to what Bunch of pseudo-serious craft angst-a-matic Satanic plot Don Henley Must die Put a sharp stick in his eye, don henley must die Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya Oh Quit playin’ that crap You’re out of the band I’m only kidding, can’t you tell? I love his sensitve music Idiot poetry swell You and your kind Are killin’ rock and roll It’s not because you’re o-l-d ‘Cause you ain’t Got no soul Don’t be afraid of fun Loosen up your ponytail Be wild, young Free and-a Get your head Outta your tail Don Henley Must die Don’t let him get back together With Glenn Frey Don Henley Must die Put him in the electric chair Watch him fry, Don Henley must die Don Henley must die Ah ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya No Eagles reunion The same goes for you too Sting Ah Oh |
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Atticus 1:34
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone The same goes for you too Sting -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Esquire Dubious Achievements headline, circa 1996: "Sting, Where Is Thy Death?" After hearing his latest crap song, I'm wondering where, when, and how. "Send your love {space effects sound} into the future {space effects sound} . . . ." For fuck's sake. Who died and made him Steve Miller? |
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Not From Here 1:42
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by leagleaze Thank you, and, speaking of prizes, we have decided to run a contest. The problem is I have absolutely no idea what kind of contest to run. The prize will be either a gift certificate to amazon.com or a sex toy shop, winner's choice. So, contest suggestions please? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How about this? soldier on leave wins lottery What would you do if you won the lottery? Most creative wins. Edited to add - how would you quit? Better question. Most creative wins. Sending an e-mail from Tahiti - not creative. http://www.msnbc.com/news/975381.asp?0cv=CB20 |
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Greedy 1:42
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by leagleaze Thank you, and, speaking of prizes, we have decided to run a contest. The problem is I have absolutely no idea what kind of contest to run. The prize will be either a gift certificate to amazon.com or a sex toy shop, winner's choice. So, contest suggestions please? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The answer is in your title. Funniest and most vicious one liner on a Friday. Try-outs next friday, finalists the week after. Attacks on P^2 don't count. Too easy. __________________ |
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