I like Linda Cohn. (I am contractually obligated to say this whenever TM bashes her.)

Apropos of nothing, though, my favorite sports chick is currently Bonnie Bernstein of CBS.

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Uh, gatti, do you do products liability work? There might be a problem with the Shape Shafter.

Has "apropos of nothing" become a phrase you use exclusively in an ironic sense these days?

Thanks for chasing away El Newber.


Or was it El Neuber?

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Uh, I really don't know what "ironic" means, so the answer to your question is that I am Not Sure.

Namaste
 

2. Easterbrook is soooo September 2004.

You have yet to explain why. She can't close her lips. She looks like a horse. She has never said anything funny, yet continually tries. And she's responsible for the following bullshit lines: "he's no beany baby," "he must be lifting" and a host of others that make me want to puke. So, why exactly do you like her?*

TM

*Other than her ability to trigger my gag reflex.

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They would be a much much better team if they could actually make tackles when they're in position to do so.

ETA: On defense. I'm not talking about the offensive line racking up holding penalties.

I find her amusing. Yes, some of her "lines" are stupid, but (unlike other ESPN anchors) she can be very funny without relying upon a line or schtick. I also like that she knows baseball. She seems like a Mets fan, yet mocks them (which is what I do, too). She seems to appreciate Jeter's skill, yet mocks his celebrity (which no one else on ESPN does).

I don't care about her looks -- am I attracted to John Buccigross or any of the other guy anchors whose names escape me? No.

I don't see how the latter justifies or supports the former.

That said, I'd be more worried if you did care about her looks, and wanted her around as eye candy.

We'll have to disagree on this one. She has never, ever said anything even a little bit funny.

If she were hot as a ten-toed Halle, I would still detest her with the fire of 10,000 angry suns. But her horrible horse mouth draws my attention and since so much garbage comes out of it, I can't let it go.

Besides, Stuart Scott's glass eye is driving me crazy too. Actually, I can't tell if it's the glass one or the real one that bothers me. It's the one that is almost always completely closed. And those ridiculous 80s-granny glasses he wears with the big rims that he thinks draws attention away from his Pirate eye only makes it worse.

TM

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No problemo. We should be able to work this out. Send me the customer list.

I didn't think it was possible, but Vitale has gotten worse. How can he annouce with the dicks of the entire ACC in his mouth?

Well, they're very small.

I think it's mostly small dicks in the ACC. So that helps.

eta: fuckin' muppet.