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1436 10-20-2009 02:18 PM
Re: Blow, Gabriel, blow
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 404334)
Definitely.
Agree.

PresentTense Pirate Penske 10-20-2009 02:19 PM
Re: Post-Mortems Are Death, Onto the Dating Talk
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 404338)
when I went out of my to rectruit you to come back here, I visualized many benefits. however, even I did not anticipate the weight loss benefits that would flow from my being made to vomit repeatedly on any given day.
I thought that was from me?!?! I feel betrayed.:mad::confused::(

Flinty_McFlint 10-20-2009 02:20 PM
Re: Post-Mortems Are Death, Onto the Dating Talk
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 404336)
Crush is still in effect. Did I leave you off my dance card, darling?
Look, I mean no offense or anything, but please please please for the love of god, promise me that if you and G3 have a child that you won't let them post here ever. No offense. Ok, some offense. But like a Kansas City Chiefs level of offense, not New Orleans.

Hank Chinaski 10-20-2009 02:22 PM
Re: Post-Mortems Are Death, Onto the Dating Talk
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 404340)
I thought that was from me?!?! I feel betrayed.:mad::confused::(
and I miss Fringey!

ThurgreedMarshall 10-20-2009 02:23 PM
Re: Calling Hollywood.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 404328)
But I specifically want Alton and the Mythbusters gang because I think they'd have good chemistry.
Is this a(n intentionally bad) pun?

TM

Atticus Grinch 10-20-2009 02:25 PM
Meep meep.
 
Road Runner cartoon comes to life.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-20-2009 02:52 PM
Re: Calling Hollywood.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 404343)
Is this a(n intentionally bad) pun?

TM
A small furry mammal walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, our maximum occupancy is only 6.00 x 1023*. We can't serve a mole."

*this should read "ten to the 23rd".

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 10-20-2009 03:00 PM
Re: Calling Hollywood.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 404348)
A small furry mammal walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, our maximum occupancy is only 6.00 x 1023. We can't serve a mole."
Hank, take notes. Somewhere Eva Silverstein is swooning.

Fugee 10-20-2009 03:00 PM
Re: Calling Hollywood.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 404348)
A small furry mammal walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, our maximum occupancy is only 6.00 x 1023. We can't serve a mole."
:confused:

dtb 10-20-2009 03:01 PM
Re: Fedora and cigarettes not included.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 404264)
They have some nice fabrics at the top end. I had a good one years ago (until I lost the pants).
How does one lose a pair of pants?

Which reminds me -- there is an unclaimed pair of shoes around the house and I have no idea who they belong to. Who leaves without shoes?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 10-20-2009 03:04 PM
Re: Fedora and cigarettes not included.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 404351)
How does one lose a pair of pants?

Which reminds me -- there is an unclaimed pair of shoes around the house and I have no idea who they belong to. Who leaves without shoes?
Flinty's sorry. You weren't home when he came in, and he took them off in your closet while you slept so he wouldn't wake you on the way out. When you called the police the last time he got pretty scared.

He meant to get them the next time, but then you changed your locks.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 10-20-2009 03:06 PM
Re: Fedora and cigarettes not included.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 404351)
How does one lose a pair of pants?
A $54 million suit was filed in DC to determine just that.

Cletus Miller 10-20-2009 03:06 PM
Re: Calling Hollywood.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 404350)
:confused:
Maybe if Coltrane'd included the caret, it would be more clear.

Adder 10-20-2009 03:07 PM
Re: Calling Hollywood.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 404350)
:confused:
Mole

Pretty Little Flower 10-20-2009 03:12 PM
Re: Fedora and cigarettes not included.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 404351)
How does one lose a pair of pants?

Which reminds me -- there is an unclaimed pair of shoes around the house and I have no idea who they belong to. Who leaves without shoes?
Someone in a hurry.


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