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Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 10-20-2009 03:13 PM
Re: Calling Hollywood.
 
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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 404355)
Paralegal.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 10-20-2009 03:16 PM
Re: Calling Hollywood.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 404349)
Hank, take notes. Somewhere Eva Silverstein is swooning.
Friend of a friend. For Hank.

taxwonk 10-20-2009 03:27 PM
Re: Fedora and cigarettes not included.
 
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 404284)
Does this make no one but me curious?
It's Sebby. There are some things you're just better off not knowing.

Hank Chinaski 10-20-2009 04:07 PM
Re: Fedora and cigarettes not included.
 
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 404356)
Someone in a hurry.
how you gonna hurry without shoes? wait, dtb, was zola budd at your house recently?

Pretty Little Flower 10-20-2009 04:31 PM
Re: Fedora and cigarettes not included.
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 404362)
how you gonna hurry without shoes? wait, dtb, was zola budd at your house recently?
As Penske tells it, he discovered the joys of running au naturel after a hurried exit from your place late one afternoon.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-20-2009 04:41 PM
Re: Fedora and cigarettes not included.
 
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 404363)
As Penske tells it, he discovered the joys of running au naturel after a hurried exit from your place late one afternoon.
Penske is actually Danny Noonan.

PresentTense Pirate Penske 10-20-2009 05:24 PM
Re: Fedora and cigarettes not included.
 
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 404365)
Penske is actually Danny Noonan.
I've often thought of entering the Priesthood. :)

Replaced_Texan 10-20-2009 05:44 PM
Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
Yeah, because low flying planes in New York is a brilliant idea:

http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/10/abc-p...promote-v.html

Hank Chinaski 10-20-2009 06:18 PM
Re: Calling Hollywood.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 404349)
Hank, take notes. Somewhere Eva Silverstein is swooning.
that joke might get you somewhere in the IP student law group at Florida Coastal- but Eva? Eva is big leagues:

Did you hear about the hot string theory physicist and her boyfriend, the plasma physics teaching fellow? well she's in bed grading theses when he walks in. he goes, "I got to get up so early tomorrow. I better crash now. It's a bitch having to fight for lab time in the particle accelerator." He gets under the covers, and she hears him quietly saying, "up- down- up- down- up- down". She gets all romantic and rolls over on him, "Darling, are you coming on to me?"

he goes, "I told you I need to crash. I'm just counting quarks to help me fall asleep!"

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 10-20-2009 06:28 PM
Re: Calling Hollywood.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 404377)
that joke might get you somewhere in the IP student law group at Florida Coastal- but Eva? Eva is big leagues:

Did you hear about the hot string theory physicist and her boyfriend, the plasma physics teaching fellow? well she's in bed grading theses when he walks in. he goes, "I got to get up so early tomorrow. I better crash now. It's a bitch having to fight for lab time in the particle accelerator." He gets under the covers, and she hears him quietly saying, "up- down- up- down- up- down". She gets all romantic and rolls over on him, "Darling, are you coming on to me?"

he goes, "I told you I need to crash. I'm just counting quarks to help me fall asleep!"
I don't get it. Why is he getting up early to fight for lab time in the particle accelerator? They're scheduled months in advance.

Flinty_McFlint 10-20-2009 06:50 PM
Re: Calling Hollywood.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 404377)
that joke might get you somewhere in the IP student law group at Florida Coastal- but Eva? Eva is big leagues:

Did you hear about the hot string theory physicist and her boyfriend, the plasma physics teaching fellow? well she's in bed grading theses when he walks in. he goes, "I got to get up so early tomorrow. I better crash now. It's a bitch having to fight for lab time in the particle accelerator." He gets under the covers, and she hears him quietly saying, "up- down- up- down- up- down". She gets all romantic and rolls over on him, "Darling, are you coming on to me?"

he goes, "I told you I need to crash. I'm just counting quarks to help me fall asleep!"
This could have been much funnier, and you know it.

cheval de frise 10-20-2009 06:54 PM
One-third the charm (and strange)
 
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Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint (Post 404386)
This could have been much funnier, and you know it.
He wanted to keep it clean. Who needs gluons all over the bedsheets?

CDF

Atticus Grinch 10-20-2009 07:03 PM
Re: Calling Hollywood.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 404377)
that joke might get you somewhere in the IP student law group at Florida Coastal- but Eva? Eva is big leagues:

Did you hear about the hot string theory physicist and her boyfriend, the plasma physics teaching fellow? well she's in bed grading theses when he walks in. he goes, "I got to get up so early tomorrow. I better crash now. It's a bitch having to fight for lab time in the particle accelerator." He gets under the covers, and she hears him quietly saying, "up- down- up- down- up- down". She gets all romantic and rolls over on him, "Darling, are you coming on to me?"

he goes, "I told you I need to crash. I'm just counting quarks to help me fall asleep!"
Eva Silverstein and her boyfriend, a plasma physics teaching fellow, are sitting at a café. The building across the street is on fire. Two firefighters enter the building across the street. A short while later, the two firefighters exit the building, carrying a third man. The boyfriend shrugs and says, "The initial observation must have been flawed." He gets up to leave. She refuses, saying she will not leave until another man enters the building so it's empty.

They have a huge fight and break up. They die alone.

Flinty_McFlint 10-20-2009 07:24 PM
Re: Calling Hollywood.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by atticus grinch (Post 404391)
eva silverstein and her boyfriend, a plasma physics teaching fellow, are sitting at a café. The building across the street is on fire. Two firefighters enter the building across the street. A short while later, the two firefighters exit the building, carrying a third man. The boyfriend shrugs and says, "the initial observation must have been flawed." he gets up to leave. She refuses, saying she will not leave until another man enters the building so it's empty.

They have a huge fight and break up. They die alone.
ftw!

cheval de frise 10-20-2009 07:45 PM
xplrg!
 
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Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint (Post 404396)
ftw!
Wh knws wht th fck? Rmmbr, wr tlkng bt ttcs.

CDF

(vwls cst xtr)


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