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Not Bob 02-11-2013 03:50 PM

Every night she walks right in my dreams.
 
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ThurgreedMarshall 02-11-2013 03:59 PM

Re: Should I be disturbed
 
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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 476994)
That one ex gf has two daughters that each have names that start with the first two letters of my first name and another has a son that goes by his first two initials, which are the same as mine and which my parents sometimes call me?

Yes. It is abundantly clear that these women are completely obsessed with you.

TM

Replaced_Texan 02-11-2013 04:02 PM

Re: Should I be disturbed
 
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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 477000)
One can't help but wonder if there is another red velvet Prada slipper to drop.

I think it dropped two weeks ago here: http://articles.latimes.com/2013/jan...iles-20130122/

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 02-11-2013 04:35 PM

Re: Should I be disturbed
 
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 477001)
I'm hoping for something more reminiscent of Analyze This. "I'm Joey Rats and I'm outta here. Fuhgettaboutit"

You miss the Italian Popes, don't you?

Not Bob 02-11-2013 05:15 PM

Sorry, Mr. Gorka. And sorry to Angela and Mary Elizabeth, too.
 
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 477006)
You miss the Italian Popes, don't you?

I used to fall for Italian popes
They filled my dreams and dashed my hopes
If I had not hit puberty
I might now live in the Holy See.

Ahem. Carry on.

Adder 02-11-2013 06:15 PM

Re: Should I be disturbed
 
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 477005)
I think it dropped two weeks ago here: http://articles.latimes.com/2013/jan...iles-20130122/

Perhaps it's unseemly to engage such speculation, but it's a little hard to see him having to step down over child sex abuse, given that it's a known worldwide scandal for the church, as is his central role in the church's failure to clean it up.

So I prefer to speculate that the he was having the gay sex.

Adder 02-11-2013 06:17 PM

Re: Should I be disturbed
 
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 477004)
Yes. It is abundantly clear that these women are completely obsessed with you.

TM

I can't see any other explanation :D

Hank Chinaski 02-11-2013 06:33 PM

Re: Should I be disturbed
 
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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 477009)
Perhaps it's unseemly to engage such speculation, but it's a little hard to see him having to step down over child sex abuse, given that it's a known worldwide scandal for the church, as is his central role in the church's failure to clean it up.

So I prefer to speculate that the he was having the gay sex.

in my day the world was simpler, the German/Austrians in worldwide positions of authority were ex-Nazis, who were just following orders instead of not issuing orders.

LessinSF 02-11-2013 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 476997)
I remember the first time I learned an ex-girlfriend had saved up some sperm. At first it's flattering in a way, then you get a little distance and start seeing all the other little signs of psychosis you missed along the way.

A girl with whom I once had the not-gay sex named her first child Colin. Unfortunately her last name is not Kaepernick.

Icky Thump 02-11-2013 09:04 PM

Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Dear jet blue:

Please lick my balls. Then lick my taint.

Hank Chinaski 02-11-2013 09:21 PM

Re: Should I be disturbed
 
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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 477012)
A girl with whom I once had the not-gay sex named her first child Colin. Unfortunately her last name is not Kaepernick.

what you and adder (and sorry, but this is the first time your intellect equates to his) don't understand is that for an ex to name a kid your name means she is 100% over you, but thought the name cool. jesus less, you're operating at adder IQ level? rise please.

Adder 02-11-2013 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 477015)
what you and adder (and sorry, but this is the first time your intellect equates to his) don't understand is that for an ex to name a kid your name means she is 100% over you, but thought the name cool. jesus less, you're operating at adder IQ level? rise please.

Do the people at these moth workshops ever tell you that you have no sense of humor?

Sidd Finch 02-11-2013 11:57 PM

Re: Should I be disturbed
 
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 477006)
You miss the Italian Popes, don't you?

Damn straight. I never forgave the church for overlooking the whole Hitler-youth thing with Joey Rats. I mean, I understand that he was a kid and it was obligatory and not being part of it was very dangerous, so would could anyone expect him to do. But that excuse would work for a politician, or really for virtually any other position in the world besides Pope. But for the Pope, the question "What would Jesus do?" is actually a relevant one, and I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't have taken the easy way out on that one.

Sidd Finch 02-11-2013 11:58 PM

Re: Should I be disturbed
 
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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 477012)
A girl with whom I once had the not-gay sex named her first child Colin. Unfortunately her last name is not Kaepernick.

Mrs. Finch rejected the name Jessica for our daughters because I may have mentioned that there was a woman with that name who I lusted over for an extended period of time. Honestly, Mrs. Finch might have been more charitably inclined if I'd actually nailed that object of lust and gotten it out of my system, but it was not to be.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 02-12-2013 08:45 AM

Re: Should I be disturbed
 
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 477017)
Damn straight. I never forgave the church for overlooking the whole Hitler-youth thing with Joey Rats. I mean, I understand that he was a kid and it was obligatory and not being part of it was very dangerous, so would could anyone expect him to do. But that excuse would work for a politician, or really for virtually any other position in the world besides Pope. But for the Pope, the question "What would Jesus do?" is actually a relevant one, and I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't have taken the easy way out on that one.

We risk tipping in to the too-serious on this one, but I actually think that bit of his personal history helped his career in the church. While the Nazis were clearly not supporters of churches, the church always felt the real threat came from the left not the right, and a Nazi youth meant there was little danger of closet Bolshevism. The Italian hierarchy can't give up the Holy See to the Spaniards or Latin Americans because there is so much sympathy in those churches for The People; they need a neo-nazi they can trust.

I think the Italian church has managed to purge those wayward Vatican II types, don't expect better than Joey Ratz from them.


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