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barely_legal 04-16-2010 11:20 AM

Re: Ice Baths
 
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 421631)
We had a problem last winter when we replaced a water heater with a new supersized one so we could get oodles of hot water and have long luxurious jacuzzis going simultaneously in every bathroom. But it turned out the combination of the boiler and new superheater drew more air than there was in the utility room, especially on cold days, and we could only keep the heater going if we left the utility room door open and a fan blowing in. Net result: every time the cleaning woman came early in the morning, she shut the door and I got a cold shower. After a while, they really weren't so bad. I even started staying in a little extra just to wake up.

Still, I'm glad we're replacing the boiler to fix the problem.

We had a similar problem when our cleaning lady kept closing the door to the shower where we keep the cats' litter boxes.* You know how we fixed it? Post-it note on the shower door that says "Please leave open."

But hey, if you don't mind cold showers and don't want to sully yourself by communicating with the help, then your way works too.

*No, we don't use that shower for actual bathing. We are fancy and have 3 showers in our house -- one for me, one for my husband, and one for the cats' litter boxes. Not having children has its privileges.

Hank Chinaski 04-16-2010 11:30 AM

Re: Ice Baths
 
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Originally Posted by barely_legal (Post 421704)
We had a similar problem when our cleaning lady kept closing the door to the shower where we keep the cats' litter boxes.* You know how we fixed it? Post-it note on the shower door that says "Please leave open."

But hey, if you don't mind cold showers and don't want to sully yourself by communicating with the help, then your way works too.

*No, we don't use that shower for actual bathing. We are fancy and have 3 showers in our house -- one for me, one for my husband, and one for the cats' litter boxes. Not having children has its privileges.

when I worked for the gov, our cleaning people were from Central America. The everyday ladies were thoughtful and nice, but they kept locking my office door and i had no key. finally I put a note by the door that read "
por favor, no cerrar la puerta. No tengo una llave." except we didn't know how to say "Key" so we drew a symbol for one.

but the floor waxing crew was all young guys, and they'd only come through one every few months. I left my office one night we knew they were coming and this was on my wall.

http://www.nocona.com/templates/noco...600/Iguana.jpg
(it was a phase is all i can say)
when i came in the morning it had been stolen, torn from the wall- and they ripped it down so that the extreme corners remained along with the staples. there is no note to correct that shit.

ThurgreedMarshall 04-16-2010 11:35 AM

Re: Sorry for the kid talk...
 
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 421698)
Side boob is what you get from Best Supporting Actress also-rans in gowns on the red carpet.* Underboob is what you get from, well, this. So I'm sticking with my "side boob is the best boob" hypothesis.

*You also get glimpses of it in two of the top four positions for intercourse.

You roll out a red carpet whenever you have sex? And they said I was fancy.

TM

Fugee 04-16-2010 11:46 AM

Re: Look Out Below!
 
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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 421538)

I thought the airlines were overreacting until I watched CNN last night. According to them, volcanic ash melts in the jet engines and turns to obsidian which would stop the engine and make the plane fall out of the sky. I hope that knowledge didn't come from actual plane crashes.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 04-16-2010 11:56 AM

Re: Ice Baths
 
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Originally Posted by barely_legal (Post 421704)
We had a similar problem when our cleaning lady kept closing the door to the shower where we keep the cats' litter boxes.* You know how we fixed it? Post-it note on the shower door that says "Please leave open."

But hey, if you don't mind cold showers and don't want to sully yourself by communicating with the help, then your way works too.

*No, we don't use that shower for actual bathing. We are fancy and have 3 showers in our house -- one for me, one for my husband, and one for the cats' litter boxes. Not having children has its privileges.

Our cleaning lady is obsessive compulsive. If we suggest anything to her, she cannot stop until it is done, even if what we did was tell her NOT to do it. Saying "don't close the door" means the door must be closed.

There are many ways in which this is an excellent trait. However, there are some drawbacks.

greatwhitenorthchick 04-16-2010 12:11 PM

Re: Ice Baths
 
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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 421599)
At the Equinox on 63rd St., they have a "cold pool" next to a jacuzzi thing. I tried to get in one time and lasted about 45 seconds. DAMN!! It was so painful -- though every running trainer I've ever had (in a platonic sense, of course) has extolled the virtues of ice baths for recovery. I could never really take it for long.

At the cold pool on 63rd St., I saw a guy in there reading the newspaper as if he were sipping a latte at Le Bilbouquet with his morning croissant. MOTHERFUCKER!! I don't know how he did it.

I did that on vacation -- it was really awesome -- go in the cold pool for 10 min and then into the hot tub. The hot tub feels great after.

(the cold pool is not as bad as the ice bath -- but I now feel empowered to do 10 min in the ice bath. I wish Kramer was my neighbor so that I could jump into a hot tub right after)

Did you just call me Coltrane? 04-16-2010 12:29 PM

Re: Ice Baths
 
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 421709)
Our cleaning lady is obsessive compulsive. If we suggest anything to her, she cannot stop until it is done, even if what we did was tell her NOT to do it. Saying "don't close the door" means the door must be closed.

There are many ways in which this is an excellent trait. However, there are some drawbacks.

Our cleaning lady is great...too bad the nanny trashes the house about four hours after she leaves.

Hank Chinaski 04-16-2010 01:00 PM

the runaways
 
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I thought it weird that the "where are they now" bit at the end was only joan and Cherie. Lita was semi-famous, the bass player (whose name they changed completely- composite?) was in the bangles for goodness sakes, and the drummer died of cancer. they should have mentioned that.

ThurgreedMarshall 04-16-2010 01:03 PM

Re: Ice Baths
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 421705)
when I worked for the gov, our cleaning people were from Central America. The everyday ladies were thoughtful and nice, but they kept locking my office door and i had no key. finally I put a note by the door that read "
por favor, no cerrar la puerta. No tengo una llave." except we didn't know how to say "Key" so we drew a symbol for one.

but the floor waxing crew was all young guys, and they'd only come through one every few months. I left my office one night we knew they were coming and this was on my wall.

http://www.nocona.com/templates/noco...600/Iguana.jpg
(it was a phase is all i can say)
when i came in the morning it had been stolen, torn from the wall- and they ripped it down so that the extreme corners remained along with the staples. there is no note to correct that shit.

I thought about it and this post still makes no sense.

TM

Hank Chinaski 04-16-2010 01:05 PM

Re: Ice Baths
 
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 421717)
I thought about it and this post still makes no sense.

TM

notes to give advice to cleaning people

ThurgreedMarshall 04-16-2010 01:11 PM

Re: Ice Baths
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 421719)
notes to give advice to cleaning people

Maybe they just hated that stupid poster.*

TM

*No double entendre, I promise.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 04-16-2010 02:22 PM

Re: Ice Baths
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 421705)
when i came in the morning it had been stolen, torn from the wall- and they ripped it down so that the extreme corners remained along with the staples. there is no note to correct that shit.

This is what you get when you staple posters to the walls of an office. I stopped doing that in high school.

They were telling you to get some class and invest in a $5 frame at a yardsale.

Hank Chinaski 04-16-2010 02:25 PM

Re: Ice Baths
 
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 421736)
This is what you get when you staple posters to the walls of an office. I stopped doing that in high school.

They were telling you to get some class and invest in a $5 frame at a yardsale.

it was reagan admin. we had to convey a small governemnt aura.

Fugee 04-16-2010 02:38 PM

Re: Ice Baths
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 421738)
it was reagan admin. we had to convey a small governemnt aura.

And nothing says "big government" more than a $5 frame from a yard sale. :rolleyes:

Hank Chinaski 04-16-2010 04:03 PM

Re: Ice Baths
 
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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 421742)
And nothing says "big government" more than a $5 frame from a yard sale. :rolleyes:

this is an actual photo I took on a pay day back then

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/104...66367a7d_o.jpg

"thank you Mr. Chinaski. As always you have earned this!"


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