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Icky Thump 10-03-2008 06:07 PM
Re: Actual fashion question
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 366491)
Anything in colors other than black? She's a very pale-skinned ice blond.
No.

Fugee 10-03-2008 06:17 PM
for Sidd's melting eyes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 366497)
That pic makes my eyes melt.
Here's the classic Bisset sexy photo
http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/unca...ine_bisset.jpg

NotFromHere 10-03-2008 06:56 PM
Re: someone whom he'll listen to make it change its avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 366459)
Sexy, sexy, sexy.

I also think that Jayne Mansfield was sexy, too. Well, before the decapitation.
Which reminded me of another famous car crash. No love for Grace Kelly?
http://bp0.blogger.com/_6APR4rf3Jzw/...-kelly-012.jpg

http://bigdaddyseashell.files.wordpr...race-kelly.jpg

Hank Chinaski 10-03-2008 09:23 PM
Re: someone whom he'll listen to make it change its avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 366497)
That pic makes my eyes melt.
my ex-aunt's first big movie had JB starring. she is too young for my theory. but sidd, when your son is 25 ask him if she pops him up.

and to quote my ex-aunt, bisset has the most perfect breasts she's seen.

NotFromHere 10-03-2008 10:17 PM
Drill Baby Drill
 
So I heard on the radio today that Larry Flynt has a dead ringer for Sarah Palin to play in his next movie. I thought there already was a dead ringer, but I guess Tina Fey is not into those kinds of movies.

Anyway, speculation on the name is Nailin' Palin. I am willing to bet that the phrases "drill baby drill" and "gosh durn it Tom, there you go again" make it into the movie.

Hank Chinaski 10-03-2008 10:37 PM
Re: Drill Baby Drill
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by NotFromHere (Post 366509)
So I heard on the radio today that Larry Flynt has a dead ringer for Sarah Palin to play in his next movie. I thought there already was a dead ringer, but I guess Tina Fey is not into those kinds of movies.

Anyway, speculation on the name is Nailin' Palin. I am willing to bet that the phrases "drill baby drill" and "gosh durn it Tom, there you go again" make it into the movie.
how about, "i brought that moose down?"

Replaced_Texan 10-03-2008 11:33 PM
Re: Drill Baby Drill
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by NotFromHere (Post 366509)
So I heard on the radio today that Larry Flynt has a dead ringer for Sarah Palin to play in his next movie. I thought there already was a dead ringer, but I guess Tina Fey is not into those kinds of movies.

Anyway, speculation on the name is Nailin' Palin. I am willing to bet that the phrases "drill baby drill" and "gosh durn it Tom, there you go again" make it into the movie.
There are at least three ads on Craigslist San Fernando looking for Sarah Palin lookalikes. One promises no anal.

Replaced_Texan 10-03-2008 11:54 PM
Re: Drill Baby Drill
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by NotFromHere (Post 366509)
So I heard on the radio today that Larry Flynt has a dead ringer for Sarah Palin to play in his next movie. I thought there already was a dead ringer, but I guess Tina Fey is not into those kinds of movies.

Anyway, speculation on the name is Nailin' Palin. I am willing to bet that the phrases "drill baby drill" and "gosh durn it Tom, there you go again" make it into the movie.
There are at least five ads on Craigslist looking for Sarah Palin lookalikes. One promises no anal.

LessinSF 10-04-2008 05:34 AM
Re: someone whom he'll listen to make it change its avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by NotFromHere (Post 366503)
Which reminded me of another famous car crash. No love for Grace Kelly?
http://bp0.blogger.com/_6APR4rf3Jzw/...-kelly-012.jpg

http://bigdaddyseashell.files.wordpr...race-kelly.jpg
Proof in one post how fucking clueless you have been, are, and always will be. You may as well be Hank's sock puppet for his argument why he is impotent for actresses of that age. Jesus, Grace Kelly, sexy?!?! As always, you have found a way to rise up and be the most retarded poster ever (excluding those that actually got the point and left).

Pretty, yes. Would I enjoy her sucking my dick? Sure. But, sexy? You are a gay man. That's cool. Welcome. Next you can claim that your dick gets up for Bette.

Flinty_McFlint 10-04-2008 11:52 AM
Re: Drill Baby Drill
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 366512)
There are at least three ads on Craigslist San Fernando looking for Sarah Palin lookalikes. One promises no anal.
Hank, his wig and his glasses are disappointed.

Flinty_McFlint 10-04-2008 11:54 AM
Re: Drill Baby Drill
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 366513)
There are at least five ads on Craigslist looking for Sarah Palin lookalikes. One promises no anal.
Hank, his wig and his glasses are still disappointed.

Hank Chinaski 10-04-2008 12:21 PM
Re: Drill Baby Drill
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint (Post 366521)
Hank, his wig and his glasses are disappointed.
the pay would be 2000-3000? I thought the stars got more than that, especially for a one-shot (pun made because it is hard to think of the synonym) deal.

Jack Manfred 10-04-2008 12:33 PM
Re: Drill Baby Drill
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 366513)
There are at least five ads on Craigslist looking for Sarah Palin lookalikes. One promises no anal.
But you know what happens to campaign promises...

SlaveNoMore 10-04-2008 08:49 PM
Re: Drill Baby Drill
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by NotFromHere (Post 366509)
So I heard on the radio today that Larry Flynt has a dead ringer for Sarah Palin to play in his next movie. I thought there already was a dead ringer, but I guess Tina Fey is not into those kinds of movies.

Anyway, speculation on the name is Nailin' Palin. I am willing to bet that the phrases "drill baby drill" and "gosh durn it Tom, there you go again" make it into the movie.

Lisa Ann. One of my old faves - and apparently went to HS with one of my buddies - but hardly a dead ringer. The only thing common is the brunette hair.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...n_DSC_0056.JPG

SlaveNoMore 10-04-2008 08:51 PM
Re: someone whom he'll listen to make it change its avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 366516)
Proof in one post how fucking clueless you have been, are, and always will be. You may as well be Hank's sock puppet for his argument why he is impotent for actresses of that age. Jesus, Grace Kelly, sexy?!?! As always, you have found a way to rise up and be the most retarded poster ever (excluding those that actually got the point and left).

Pretty, yes. Would I enjoy her sucking my dick? Sure. But, sexy? You are a gay man. That's cool. Welcome. Next you can claim that your dick gets up for Bette.
W.P.,P!

Grace Kelly was gorgeous. But hardly sexy.

Hell, off the top of my head, Ingrid Bergman was a hell of a lot sexier.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-06-2008 10:32 AM
Re: someone whom he'll listen to make it change its avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 366508)
my ex-aunt's first big movie had JB starring. she is too young for my theory. but sidd, when your son is 25 ask him if she pops him up.

and to quote my ex-aunt, bisset has the most perfect breasts she's seen.

Are Monica Bellucci's breasts real? They are perfecter.

Replaced_Texan 10-06-2008 11:28 AM
low expectations
 
At some point during the game yesterday, when the Texans were up by ten points with four minutes left in the game, my boyfriend turned to me and said "This is great, honey! All they have to do now is hold on to the ball and run out the clock." As those words came out of his mouth, I knew we were doomed.

Two fumbles and one interception later, the 17 point lead that the Texans had had with five minutes left in the game was a 4 point loss.

I am consoling myself with this article.
Quote:
Trinity High School in Euless, Texas, has the nation's top-ranked football team, according to Sports Illustrated. The idea that the state of Texas could field some of the best players in high school football is not exactly breaking news.

But the Trinity Trojans are different because the backbone of this team, its offensive and defensive heart and soul, is Tongan — many of the players' families are from Tonga, the island nation southeast of Fiji.

The reasons so many Tongans are in Euless may seem rather random. But the reasons for the team's rise to the No. 1 national ranking are anything but random: Many credit the squad's success to the Tongan players' size.

. . .

A massive Tongan offensive lineman, Isikeli Cocker leads his fellow Tongans and the rest of his Trinity teammates in a haka, just before kickoff. Cocker moves around the field, gesturing in a primal, ancient way. His men affirm their readiness with chants and slaps to their legs and chests.

Watching this spectacle unfold in a North Texas suburban football stadium seems both surreal and somehow just fine, totally appropriate. The visiting football team stands there and watches, some try to ignore the spectacle. But it's hard not to stare.

And when it's time for the team captains to meet at the 50-yard line for the coin toss, the Trinity players seem to have a slight edge in the swagger department. It doesn't hurt that one captain is a Tongan the size of a small skyscraper.

. . .
As the Tongan community has grown in Euless, so has the success of Trinity football. In just the past three years, they've won their first two state championships. Last year, all five offensive linemen and their tight end were offered college scholarships.

While other top Texas high school football programs have gone to the spread offense, throwing the football all over the lot, Trinity plays smash-mouth, running it down the other team's throat.

Jones says he takes great pleasure watching the other teams' high-powered offense, with their speed and great hands and talent, standing forlornly on the sidelines, their defense being slowly ground into the dust, the game clock spinning like a merry-go-round.

"A couple of years ago, our entire offensive line outweighed the Washington Redskins' offensive line," Jones says.

The Tongan players at Trinity are, not surprisingly, proud of themselves, their team and their school.

They are a big success at something that counts for an awful lot around here. And lest any non-sports-fans sneer, they and their teammates earn every win with their sweat and blood in the cruel Texas heat.

"We're not pass-blocking," a coach yelled at a recent practice. "Stick your nose between his numbers. Here we go — hit!

"Good! That's what some of you guys have got to learn," he said. "You've got to bring the hat!"
There's also a YouTube video of the team doing the haka before the game. These kids look like they could bypass college all together and head straight for the NFL.

Hank Chinaski 10-06-2008 11:52 AM
Re: low expectations
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 366602)
kids look like they could bypass college all together and head straight for the NFL.
but can they perform without the group power from the Haka?

Lovey Smith did something yesterday, and I can't decide if it was about the coolest thing I've seen an NFL coach do, or just a dumb thing.

The Bears were up 17-0 or a team that shall not be named early in the third quarter.

they throw a long pass and the receiver goes up near the goal line. the defender smashes into the receiver's chest, before the ball gets there. The receiver reaches one arm across the defender's shoulder and makes a one handed grab of the ball at about the defender's lower back. It was amazing.

the ref calls no catch, but interference. either way the ball is at the 1. The receiver is protesting- this was ESPN material.

Smith asks for a replay. the only reason is so his QB got the stat and the receiver has film.

they reverse the no catch call. I suppose you could say he knew they would score so they'd be up by at least 20 and it wasn't that much a risk, but NFL coaches seem like such robots it was a neat surprising moment.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 10-06-2008 11:57 AM
Re: low expectations
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 366606)

Smith asks for a replay. the only reason is so his QB got the stat and the receiver has film.
maybe he wanted to keep the clock running too?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 10-06-2008 11:58 AM
Re: low expectations
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 366606)
but can they perform without the group power from the Haka?
BTW, what's with the haka showing up everywhere? BYU does the haka before games? Doesn't that violate some teaching of Christ, or at least Joseph Smith? If McMahon got in trouble for smoking cigars, how does this fly?

Replaced_Texan 10-06-2008 12:02 PM
Re: low expectations
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 366608)
BTW, what's with the haka showing up everywhere? BYU does the haka before games? Doesn't that violate some teaching of Christ, or at least Joseph Smith? If McMahon got in trouble for smoking cigars, how does this fly?
Maybe there are a lot of Tongans at BYU?

Tyrone Slothrop 10-06-2008 12:40 PM
Re: low expectations
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 366606)
but can they perform without the group power from the Haka?
I like that when the All Blacks do the haka before a match, it's not just the Maoris doing it, but the whole team.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 366609)
Maybe there are a lot of Tongans at BYU?
Or Samoans?

Hank Chinaski 10-06-2008 02:50 PM
NYC help
 
i'm writing a story. one point has a guy seeing a townhouse for sale a block away from Mt. Sinai hospital. right now I say it costs $1.7 million. Are there townhouses near Mt. Sinai, and if so would they cost more? Should I say a condo? How much for that? I want it scary high.

J. Fred Muggs 10-06-2008 03:12 PM
Re: low expectations
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 366602)
There's also a YouTube video of the team doing the haka before the game. These kids look like they could bypass college all together and head straight for the NFL.
That kid in front sounds like Andre the Giant. Anyone able to figure out what they are saying?

Replaced_Texan 10-06-2008 04:00 PM
Re: NYC help
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 366652)
i'm writing a story. one point has a guy seeing a townhouse for sale a block away from Mt. Sinai hospital. right now I say it costs $1.7 million. Are there townhouses near Mt. Sinai, and if so would they cost more? Should I say a condo? How much for that? I want it scary high.
You could try http://www.zillow.com/. Plug in the address of Mt. Sinai hospital and see what apartments / townhomes pop up.

tmdiva 10-06-2008 04:36 PM
Re: low expectations
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 366612)
Or Samoans?
Yup. There's a long tradition of Pacific Islanders at BYU, since before the national championship in 1984. One memorably-named player of that era was Tommy Tuipolotu.

tm

Pretty Little Flower 10-06-2008 05:12 PM
Re: low expectations
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tmdiva (Post 366680)
Yup. There's a long tradition of Pacific Islanders at BYU, since before the national championship in 1984. One memorably-named player of that era was Tommy Tuipolotu.

tm

I do the Haka before important depositions. I'm not Samoan, but was an early fan of the Boo-Yaa T.R.I.B.E., so I figure that is close enough.

Hank Chinaski 10-06-2008 05:22 PM
Re: low expectations
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 366685)
I do the Haka before important depositions. I'm not Samoan, but was an early fan of the Boo-Yaa T.R.I.B.E., so I figure that is close enough.
weave "predeposition haka ceremony, including squatting" into the time entry. once they're used to paying that, you can start billing your BMs as "pre-deposition squatting"

sunnybunny 10-06-2008 05:47 PM
Long Live Sunny's Snot Rocket
 
Hank, since when do you neti (NTTAWWT)?

Atticus Grinch 10-06-2008 05:54 PM
Re: low expectations
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tmdiva (Post 366680)
Yup. There's a long tradition of Pacific Islanders at BYU, since before the national championship in 1984. One memorably-named player of that era was Tommy Tuipolotu.

tm
It would appear that the South Pacific archpelago nations are the Utah of Oceania.l

Tyrone Slothrop 10-06-2008 08:57 PM
actual fashion-related post (sort of)
 
Christopher Doyle Identity Guidelines 2008

Adder 10-06-2008 09:08 PM
Re: actual fashion-related post (sort of)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 366697)
Dude. That totally needs a spree. (hairy ass dude in only his underwear)

sebastian_dangerfield 10-06-2008 09:48 PM
Re: someone whom he'll listen to make it change its avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Manfred (Post 366446)
-2

Hank, this may be the stupidest thing you've ever posted. And I know that's taking us into territory previously charted only by That Which Shall Not Be Named and The Other One We Don't Mention Either.

Jacqueline Bissett wasn't "truly sexy" enough for Steve McQueen?

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medi...4/18645085.jpg
One of those rare women whose face alone can start an erection. I Hank said she's not hot, he's mad... Certifiably insane, in every regard.

I even dig the David Bowie lazy-eye thing she's working there.

Hank Chinaski 10-06-2008 10:16 PM
Re: someone whom he'll listen to make it change its avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 366699)
One of those rare women whose face alone can start an erection. I Hank said she's not hot, he's mad... Certifiably insane, in every regard.

I even dig the David Bowie lazy-eye thing she's working there.
i didn't. i said i'd heard she had perfect breasts. then coltrane let it slip that he is a "The Passion of the Christ" freak.

LessinSF 10-07-2008 04:23 AM
Re: low expectations
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tmdiva (Post 366680)
Yup. There's a long tradition of Pacific Islanders at BYU, since before the national championship in 1984. One memorably-named player of that era was Tommy Tuipolotu.

tm
Someone said it, but the Mormons have brainwashed large populations in the South Pacific - Samoa, Tonga, and other Polynesia. BYU, Utah, have been the biggest (heh, heh) beneficiaries, but we at Cal have had a few. But we get the cool ones.

dtb 10-07-2008 10:03 AM
VIQ -- Opinions Needed!
 
I am on the horns of a dilemma: what should I be for Halloween? I have narrowed it down to two choices (hence the term "dilemma"), Cleopatra or Geisha?

The geisha costumes I have seen on the interwebs are mostly cheesy -- but Cleopatra's not that much better. I'm not looking for an excuse to dress like a tramp, and the geisha seems like a better cover up (and slightly more original), but what say you all?

sunnybunny 10-07-2008 10:14 AM
Re: actual fashion-related post (sort of)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 366698)
Dude. That totally needs a spree. (hairy ass dude in only his underwear)
Where does "spree" disclosure come from? My brain has turned to mush with respect to infirmation era factoids other than grammar timmy.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-07-2008 10:43 AM
Re: someone whom he'll listen to make it change its avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 366701)
i didn't. i said i'd heard she had perfect breasts. then coltrane let it slip that he is a "The Passion of the Christ" freak.
I've haven't seen it. Does she show her tits?

bold_n_brazen 10-07-2008 10:49 AM
Re: VIQ -- Opinions Needed!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 366706)
I am on the horns of a dilemma: what should I be for Halloween? I have narrowed it down to two choices (hence the term "dilemma"), Cleopatra or Geisha?

The geisha costumes I have seen on the interwebs are mostly cheesy -- but Cleopatra's not that much better. I'm not looking for an excuse to dress like a tramp, and the geisha seems like a better cover up (and slightly more original), but what say you all?
Are you planning on going as a dead celebrity geisha?

Otherwise, this question might get more play on the FB.

dtb 10-07-2008 10:59 AM
Re: VIQ -- Opinions Needed!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 366709)
Are you planning on going as a dead celebrity geisha?

Otherwise, this question might get more play on the FB.
Thank you for helping the subject-matter challenged among us. OK, fine, the subject-matter challenged among us is a group of one.


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