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Alex_de_Large 09-21-2005 01:09 PM
How I Met slave
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter


http://avclub.com/content/node/40876
"You definitely fucked a dude, SASA."

dtb 09-21-2005 01:12 PM
Zellweger and Some Guy
 
Why don't I have this site on permalink?

Situation resolved.

J. Fred Muggs 09-21-2005 01:14 PM
How I Met slave
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm a 21-year-old straight guy with a boring, straight sex life. Until a few months ago when something terrifying happened.

A slim person comes into the dark room,
If it was truly a slim person, you're safe, it wasn't Slave.

Mr. Man 09-21-2005 01:15 PM
"Shoot Up And Swallow"
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Heroin in a pill? What a wuss.
Less body damage, no infection risk, easier dose control, longer high. Just need to replace initial tsunami with slower storm surge.

Do you still use leeches for a good bloodletting because you aren't a wuss about that whole bandage thing?

ltl/fb 09-21-2005 01:23 PM
Zellweger and Some Guy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Why don't I have this site on permalink?

Situation resolved.
Damn you.

Quote:
Standing next to Donatella Versace is probably the best way to avoid being made fun. Beef jerky woman is just too damn distracting to let you notice anything else. Mariah Carey could be completely naked and covered in tattoos and you'd still be like, "Damn, what's wrong with that woman's face on the right?"
ETS motherfucker, I can't get the picture to go at all. It's on the front page of thesuperficial.com now, but who knows when that will change.

Alex_de_Large 09-21-2005 01:26 PM
Zellweger and Some Guy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Damn you.
You all look like bags of feces.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-21-2005 01:29 PM
"Shoot Up And Swallow"
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ever consider what you’d be if you’d spent the time you spent chasing skirts chasing good grades and a career?
Lonely?

TM

Replaced_Texan 09-21-2005 01:33 PM
ACL update
 
An e-mail I just received:
Quote:
Update on Hurricane Rita & ACL

Just like you, we are keeping a very close watch on the weather and are being advised by meteorologists. We do expect some rain on Saturday, so be sure to bring an umbrella and wear your rain gear. If weather conditions appear to present any kind of danger to fans, musicians or crew, we are prepared to make the necessary adjustments to maintain safety. Until then, the Festival is on, rain or shine.

dtb 09-21-2005 01:47 PM
Zellweger and Some Guy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
You all look like bags of feces.
Damn. She is unbelievable. Does she need a girlfriend?

I think I may know someone.

ABBAKiss 09-21-2005 01:47 PM
"Shoot Up And Swallow"
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It wouldn't have worked for your post anyway. Maybe "rokd" or "rawkt"? ABBA probably should be involved here. She is the FB's A#1 cool people jargon creator.
That was so sweet!

For those keeping score, I recieved three lap dances last night and made out with "Paige." "Paige" has nipples like Naomi Watts.

SlaveNoMore 09-21-2005 01:54 PM
"Shoot Up And Swallow"
 
Quote:
ABBAKiss
For those keeping score, I recieved three lap dances last night and made out with "Paige." "Paige" has nipples like Naomi Watts.
So did Shifter, or so I'm told.

Flinty_McFlint 09-21-2005 01:58 PM
Check this out
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
It could be toxic botox poisoning, or toxic fake tan poisoning but personally, I think there wasn't much there to begin with so it wouldn't take much.

And what was the comment about next year? Who else is looking for a front man? Van Halen?
Blind Melon, Sublime, Ramones, Nirvana, Morphine?

notcasesensitive 09-21-2005 02:03 PM
"Shoot Up And Swallow"
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
That was so sweet!

For those keeping score, I recieved three lap dances last night and made out with "Paige." "Paige" has nipples like Naomi Watts.
So at what point does the"celibate" claim get refuted?



[thanks to dtb for the silly spelling error fix.]

Flinty_McFlint 09-21-2005 02:05 PM
"Shoot Up And Swallow"
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So at what point does the"celebate" claim get refuted?
Right around third base, I guess. Don't you know that it's different for girls?

ABBAKiss 09-21-2005 02:09 PM
"Shoot Up And Swallow"
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
So did Shifter, or so I'm told.
Shifter had nipples like Naomi Watts or made out with Paige or received three lap dances? What? I was with a guy from NYC -- Shifter, was that YOU? I had no idea.


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