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I was celibate but then I fucked up.

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Nirvana is now Foo Fighters, so no.
Ramones - aren't they down to like one Ramone? They'll need more than a front guy.

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Blasphemer.

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I did not receive 3 lap dances and make out with Paige last night. My nipples do not look like Naomi Watts, though some see a resemblance to the Virgin Mary that cause me to become the object of pilgrimages from time to time. slave's just being bitchy. He needs to take the towel off his head and chill the fuck out.



eta: Good to see that Houston traffic is normal.

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I don't think she's very pretty, but I don't think she looks like a nipple.

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And I was just kidding about the Virgin Mary thing. Look, people, it's not that hard -- reptiles don't have nipples.

Mammalian fucks.

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Was it 4? Was Paige the night before?


On another note:

Where has this site BEEN all my life?!?

An excerpt:

• I don't much care for "American Idol" or its relentless reign of crippling douche chills and crimes against music, fashion, and humanity at large. But you know what would have made "American Idol" awesome? William Shatner and Megan Mullally. Shatner is pretty much the coolest guy with an apparent speech impediment ever. I mean, who else can get away with speaking almost exclusively in sentence fragments? Nobody, that's who. And Mullally is the only reason anyone's been watching "Will & Grace" for the past five years. Plus she's got the best almost-fifty-year-old breasts in town. And she's the only actress with enough chutzpah to go on Conan and talk about how she was a "big lesbo" when she was a child. Enh. Screw the Emmys. I'm just going to watch old "Star Trek" episodes and make out with that picture of Megan Mullally that I pasted onto a mannequin head.
  
  Don't judge me and my way of life.

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You mean on yourselves, I assume?

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Only if I can have them and eat them, too.

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This doesn't even make sense.

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Um...

Although I can't disagree with the sentiment expressed, since when is coherence a requirement for posting?

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God damnit. This always happens when I'm trying to get out of town.

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I'm finding more and more that the pesky strictures of coherence, chronological sequencing and responding to issues raised is impeding my ability to communicate. I'm communicating on a different level - like the first few Yes records.

Luke, I am your father.
 

Um, sweetie? Shouldn't you be doing your homework?

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I just expect a little more from Shapey. I mean if it had been Hank, or even Sebby, I wouldn't have bothered.