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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 01-04-2006 11:54 AM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan


I'm guessing that than 320,000 BabyCenter members that make up the the largest private list available in the United States doesn't include a key baby naming demograpic.
well, you might have to look at bebecentro.com. Indeed, those wacky brits have a list all their own:

babycentre. I'm going Callum for my boy. And Chloe seems a lot less bad with an umlaut (well, diaeresis, I suppose).

spookyfish 01-04-2006 11:56 AM

NFH is MIA
 
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Originally posted by dtb
so I will break this news for you all: Angelina Jolie is PREGNANT !

Do you think they'll name it Savannah if it's a girl? I'm guessing they won't go with Jennifer.
They really need to change the logo at the top of the website. On initial reading, I thought it said "Hollywood Fag."

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 01-04-2006 11:56 AM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Captain
Brianna, no.
You sure?

http://www.modaco.com/screenshots/[1...Screenshot.JPG

Replaced_Texan 01-04-2006 11:58 AM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
well, you might have to look at bebecentro.com. Indeed, those wacky brits have a list all their own:

babycentre. I'm going Callum for my boy. And Chloe seems a lot less bad with an umlaut (well, diaeresis, I suppose).
What about Ffion over in Wales? I can't help but think that those poor girls are going to have to live with Shrek comparisons for awhile.

spookyfish 01-04-2006 11:58 AM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I never particularly liked the name Tammy - although I was friends with several Tammys growing up. Too Tammy Faye. Or something.
Most of the Tammys I knew growing up gave off a really strong "chubby and desperate" vibe.

Some guys might find that a plus, I suppose.

Shape Shifter 01-04-2006 12:00 PM

NFH is MIA
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
so I will break this news for you all: Angelina Jolie is PREGNANT !

Do you think they'll name it Savannah if it's a girl? I'm guessing they won't go with Jennifer.
How did that happen?

ltl/fb 01-04-2006 12:01 PM

spray tan antics
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
You should post less often.

Period.
*gasp* I had no idea you felt this way.

RT, it does seem like the SS list is missing something, but I'm curious how they would miss a demographic? It seems like they would get all the info for newborns/infants born here.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 01-04-2006 12:07 PM

NFH is MIA
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How did that happen?
I will not be mantrapped!

Captain 01-04-2006 12:10 PM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You sure?

http://www.modaco.com/screenshots/[1...Screenshot.JPG
I need more than one photograph to change my mind.

LessinSF 01-04-2006 12:10 PM

Easiest bet ever
 
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Why would I give more than the 7 that it's currently at? But I'm thinking I'm going to bet them (a) on the money line, and (b) a 6 point teaser with Penn State, and USC/UT Over.

That latter bet means you can bet $93.75 to win an additional $150 on the following three events occurring: Penn State winning by more than 4 points (the line is 10, so it teases down to 4), USC winning by more than 1 point (the line is 7 so it teases down to 1), and the total points scored in the Rose Bowl equalling more than 63 (line is 69 . . .)
That you have already lost this makes me feel much better about taking Texas on the money line and (a separate bet) with the 7.0 points tonight. Free money.

Replaced_Texan 01-04-2006 12:11 PM

spray tan antics
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
RT, it does seem like the SS list is missing something, but I'm curious how they would miss a demographic? It seems like they would get all the info for newborns/infants born here.
The Social Security list is the one with Maria as 45 in 2004 and Jose as 28 in 2004. The BabyCenter.com (with over 350,000 members!) list does not include either one of those names.

My guess is that Maria and Jose's parents are not BabyCenter.com members.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-04-2006 12:11 PM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Captain
I need more than one photograph to change my mind.
Do a google image search. I promise it will be safe for work.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-04-2006 12:12 PM

Easiest bet ever
 
Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
That you have already lost this makes me feel much better about taking Texas on the money line and (a separate bet) with the 7.0 points tonight. Free money.
I also took your first bet.

ltl/fb 01-04-2006 12:12 PM

spray tan antics
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The Social Security list is the one with Maria as 45 in 2004 and Jose as 28 in 2004. The BabyCenter.com (with over 350,000 members!) list does not include either one of those names.

My guess is that Maria and Jose's parents are not BabyCenter.com members.
Ooooh, I thought you were saying that 2004 SS list (unlike earlier ones) did not have Jose etc. Gotcha.

I agree re: babycenter demographics.

Captain 01-04-2006 12:12 PM

spray tan antics
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The Social Security list is the one with Maria as 45 in 2004 and Jose as 28 in 2004. The BabyCenter.com (with over 350,000 members!) list does not include either one of those names.

My guess is that Maria and Jose's parents are not BabyCenter.com members.
So, should we be compiling a separate list of names for Hispanic strippers? How about Serbian strippers?

Captain 01-04-2006 12:13 PM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do a google image search. I promise it will be safe for work.
That wasn't what I had in mind.

dtb 01-04-2006 12:14 PM

NFH is MIA
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How did that happen?
I'm not sure, but when I (at age 6) asked my mother how my first-grade teacher had gotten pregnant, the response I got was, "she prayed a lot".

LessinSF 01-04-2006 12:15 PM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
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Originally posted by Captain
I need more than one photograph to change my mind.
How about the alphabetic list of all models with links to photos on http://www.freeones.com - all four "Briannas" are pornstars or centerfolds (i.e., not actresses, supermodels or singers).


Brenda Moon (3)
Brenda Schad (3)
Briana Banks (138)
Brianna Beach (3)
Brianna Blaze (29)
Brianna Love (2)
Bridget Fonda (16)
Bridget Hall (8)

spookyfish 01-04-2006 12:17 PM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You sure?

http://www.modaco.com/screenshots/[1...Screenshot.JPG
Jesus Christ. She looks like Jaime Pressly's twin sister.

Shape Shifter 01-04-2006 12:18 PM

NFH is MIA
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
I'm not sure, but when I (at age 6) asked my mother how my first-grade teacher had gotten pregnant, the response I got was, "she prayed a lot".
How do atheists get pregnant?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-04-2006 12:20 PM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Jesus Christ. She looks like Jaime Pressly's twin sister.
They are both trashy hot:

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=jaime+pressly/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=121fphpq3/EXP=1136481584/*-http%3A//legy.pc.cz/pictures/jaime-pressly2.jpg[/IMG]

ltl/fb 01-04-2006 12:20 PM

NFH is MIA
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How do atheists get pregnant?
Hot, mind-bending sex. And lots of it.

dtb 01-04-2006 12:21 PM

NFH is MIA
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How do atheists get pregnant?
I don't know. How?

spookyfish 01-04-2006 12:23 PM

NFH is MIA
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
I'm not sure, but when I (at age 6) asked my mother how my first-grade teacher had gotten pregnant, the response I got was, "she prayed a lot".
And God ignored her?

notcasesensitive 01-04-2006 12:23 PM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

91 Layla (more of a slut)
huh.

dtb 01-04-2006 12:24 PM

NFH is MIA
 
Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
And God ignored her?
That did occur to me. But not when I was 6.

pony_trekker 01-04-2006 12:29 PM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
How about the alphabetic list of all models with links to photos on http://www.freeones.com - all four "Briannas" are pornstars or centerfolds (i.e., not actresses, supermodels or singers).


Brenda Moon (3)
Brenda Schad (3)
Briana Banks (138)
Brianna Beach (3)
Brianna Blaze (29)
Brianna Love (2)
Bridget Fonda (16)
Bridget Hall (8)
Note to IT department:

Was doing research when this site popped up.


Note to self: telecommute more often as I have no problem with the milfhunter videos at home but here, Windows Media Player tends to freeze mid-jerk.

Shape Shifter 01-04-2006 12:32 PM

NFH is MIA
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
I don't know. How?
A rigorous schedule of psychologically breaking down their confidence and resistance to outside suggestion.

robustpuppy 01-04-2006 12:34 PM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Damn, my first and middle names are on that list. My little sister's first and middle names are on that list. My older sister's first name is on there - under a different spelling. Thankfully none of us are bold or italicized.
It's strange to see that both my first and middle names (which until now have always been unusual) are on that list, although below the equator, yet moving up in popularity. My first name has also become very popular at Pottery Barn for rugs, chairs, and lamps ... ironically, just at the point when I vowed to bring no more Pottery Barn items into my home. They must be trying to kiss my ass.

taxwonk 01-04-2006 12:38 PM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Note to self: telecommute more often as I have no problem with the milfhunter videos at home but here, Windows Media Player tends to freeze mid-jerk.
That's because the IT server doesn't download your web usage as fast as you crank it.

str8outavannuys 01-04-2006 01:05 PM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Missing are some of my faves.

For girls:

LaFwanda
Summer


For boys:
Napoleon
Kip
Rico
Pedro

and

Rex
Wait until last year's tweens start churning them out.

str8outavannuys 01-04-2006 01:07 PM

Reggie Bush Bowl
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Has there ever been a bigger bust in the history of sports than Ryan Leaf? Hell, the Sam Bowie pick looks like pure genius in comparison.

TM
There's a Yankee from the late 80s or early 90s whose name is on the tip of my tongue. Crap I hate that. I know baseball's always way more of a crapshoot, but for baseball, this guy was a huge bust.

str8outavannuys 01-04-2006 01:09 PM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
My actual name is very traditional and no one my age has it except for the seemingly preteen wife of an actor (no, I am not preteen - I was making a point). However, my porn star name is Fluffy Colfax and I am thinking of officially changing my name to this. Probably Fluffy Colfaxxx though.
I think Falcon Wilburton and Fluffy Colfaxxx should get together and go bowling.

Hank Chinaski 01-04-2006 01:10 PM

Reggie Bush Bowl
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I won't argue that too much.

Two things, though. 1) The Pistons are not the best team in the league. San Antonio is and I don't care what their respective records are. It's like when the Bulls cruised during the regular season and got serious in the playoffs. I don't think anyone can beat the Spurs (except maybe a healthy, Miami squad -- but I'm hoping the Payton* curse ruins them).

2) I don't like their new high-scoring style and Flip Saunders isn't exactly a playoff coach. Sure, it's great for the regular season, but defenses clamp down in the playoffs and the running will stop. To be sure, the Pistons have proven they can win at a slower pace, but will Flip have them ready? Can they win in the playoffs with this style?

TM
We'll know about the Pistons/Spurs in 6 1/2 months. Miami will only play the Spurs twice this year. Because Shaq is a year older and a lot fatter, and...........

Quote:

*I hate Gary Payton. I want to smack him when he's chewing on that fucking gum. I hope he always remembers asking Jordan to autograph shit for him before the Finals started and hearing Jordan say over and over in his sleep, "As soon as Gary asked me for an autograph, even though it wasn't for him, I knew I had him beat...had him beat...had him beat..."
What the fuck was Riley thinking? didn't he watch the finals 2 years ago? Payton plays a lot for Miami AND he was too old to guard anybody good 2 years ago. Miami is a much worse team this year than last. Ron Artest pretty much sewed up a final's rematch.

spookyfish 01-04-2006 01:12 PM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Wait until last year's tweens start churning them out.
I actually went to college with a guy named Napoleon.

str8outavannuys 01-04-2006 01:13 PM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
When I was growing up, I was surrounded by Jennifers and Tammys and Tanyas and Wendys and my name was relatively uncommon. Where are they now? Why does no one call their kid Jennifer anymore? It's not like there's a dearth of them in the entertainment industry.
Tammy and Tanya were sultry red headed twin sisters I met at Boyne River, and later they were at my high school, alas not in the gifted program, and I was, so I had no shot. But thanks for evoking that memory.

str8outavannuys 01-04-2006 01:17 PM

Easiest bet ever
 
Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
That you have already lost this makes me feel much better about taking Texas on the money line and (a separate bet) with the 7.0 points tonight. Free money.
Can you believe FSU scored in the 2d OT? I thoght I had my miracle cover . . . arghghghg.

robustpuppy 01-04-2006 01:20 PM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Tammy and Tanya were sultry red headed twin sisters I met at Boyne River, and later they were at my high school, alas not in the gifted program, and I was, so I had no shot. But thanks for evoking that memory.
I don't get your point. Is it
a) That you were in the gifted program,
b) That because you were in the gifted program, and this was high school, where certain "gifts" were not appreciated, you had no shot; or
c) That you had no shot because of the lack of proximity?

You will note that I did not include as an option, d) That you could or would not take a shot at non-gifted girls. This is because my magical inferential powers tell me that you wanted a shot regardless of their nongiftedness (or nongiftedprogramness). I possess these powers despite not having attended your school, Harvard, although that did not preclude me from obtaining a Mensa membership card.*

*You may infer that I stole this. My choice of words deliberately allows this inference. Alas, I did not learn how to do this at your school, Harvard.

Shape Shifter 01-04-2006 01:21 PM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I think Falcon Wilburton and Fluffy Colfaxxx should get together and go bowling.
I'll take Fluffy and 25 pins.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-04-2006 01:26 PM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't get your point. Is it
a) That you were in the gifted program,
b) That because you were in the gifted program, and this was high school, where certain "gifts" were not appreciated, you had no shot; or
c) That you had no shot because of the lack of proximity?

You will note that I did not include as an option, d) That you could or would not take a shot at non-gifted girls. This is because my magical inferential powers tell me that you wanted a shot regardless of their nongiftedness (or nongiftedprogramness). I possess these powers despite not having attended your school, Harvard, although that did not preclude me from obtaining a Mensa membership card.*

*You may infer that I stole this. My choice of words deliberately allows this inference. Alas, I did not learn how to do this at your school, Harvard.
I think his point was to thank her for evoking the memory.


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