Originally Posted by ABBAKiss (Post 399038)

Can you expound on that? Is it because the BJ is too intimate? Or not intimate enough? What?:confused:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 399039)

I think we'll nuke ourselves out of existence w/in the next 100 years.

Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 399034)

Apropos of nothing, "I Love You, Man" is actually a Not Bad movie. And, to tie it into a fairly recent discussion, the character played by Quincy Jones's daughter had a fairly good explanation as to why some men don't like blowjobs (at least from their girlfriends) [not really a spoiler, what with it being a really minor plot point, and what with this not really being one of those movies that will be ruined by being told, as Lucy did to Linus, that Rosebud is the name of the dude's sled . . . uh, where was I? Oh, yes, stop reading here if you are concerned that your future enjoyment of this part of The Paul Rudd Oeuvre* will be ruined by any plot point revelation]

Why? Because of intimacy issues. Not a bad explanation, in my opinion. Carry on.

*Not a bad band name for an all girl emo group. Maybe some freshmen [sic] from Bryn Mawr are reading?

Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 399035)

Put me down for Leonard Bernstein, Lenny Bruce, and/or Leonid Brezhnev.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...1/Brezhnev.jpg

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 399043)

Have you checked out your wife recently?

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 399046)

It was a solid B. But Rashida Jones did not look nearly as good as she usually does. I think it was the bangs.

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 399049)

The best part of the movie was after it ended, my boyfriend turned to me and asked me if there really is a band called Rush.

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 399050)

The inclusion of Rush moved it from a C+/B- to a B. Did he still think it was funny?

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 399051)

Yes, he thought it was quite funny. As did I.

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 399027)

Mr Man and I made our wager tonight on what will cause The End of Days For Humans (thereby binding any future bloodlines). I took Global Warming. He took Disease. Our friend is deciding whether she'll take Warfare or Space Projectile. Once her wager is in, we'll have room for any others with additional options. Evil Martian Race??? Anyone?

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 399045)

Who'll push the button first?

I say whatever asian country gets nukes and gets fed up with China first.

Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 399053)

Are we having an "End of Days" Pool and are you moderating?

Does disease include Zombiepocalypse because that's where I am laying down my money.

Originally Posted by Adder (Post 399054)

I would think the U.S. would have to be involved for the nuclear flurry to get to a humanity-ending scale.

Originally Posted by Adder (Post 399054)

I would think the U.S. would have to be involved for the nuclear flurry to get to a humanity-ending scale.

Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 399053)

Are we having an "End of Days" Pool and are you moderating?

Does disease include Zombiepocalypse because that's where I am laying down my money.

Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 399053)

Are we having an "End of Days" Pool and are you moderating?

Does disease include Zombiepocalypse because that's where I am laying down my money.

Originally Posted by barely_legal (Post 399060)

I am currently on the waitlist for this book at the library (yes, I still use the public library -- and they are fashionable again bc of the recession).

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/515P9ohF%2B%

Dammit, why won't my picture work? I hate the internet. Link:

http://www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudic...dp/1594743347#

Originally Posted by barely_legal (Post 399060)

I am currently on the waitlist for this book at the library (yes, I still use the public library -- and they are fashionable again bc of the recession).

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/515P9ohF%2B%

Dammit, why won't my picture work? I hate the internet. Link:

http://www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudic...dp/1594743347#

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 399027)

Mr Man and I made our wager tonight on what will cause The End of Days For Humans (thereby binding any future bloodlines). I took Global Warming. He took Disease. Our friend is deciding whether she'll take Warfare or Space Projectile. Once her wager is in, we'll have room for any others with additional options. Evil Martian Race??? Anyone?

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 399030)

Does either of those cover pestilence? And does pestilence include overpopulation-induced famine and ethnic strife?

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 399046)

It was a solid B. But Rashida Jones did not look nearly as good as she usually does. I think it was the bangs.

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 399040)

Who hasn't already seen my tits?

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 399040)

Who hasn't already seen my tits?

Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 399066)

Ahem.

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 399056)

Why? India says fuck you China. China then flattens Asia and Eastern Europe, and the Russians say fuck everybody else. Maybe Africa and parts of South America survive long enough to die of radiation poisoning instead of incineration.

Originally Posted by Adder (Post 399068)

I think we probably have more in common with cockroaches than that.

Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 399058)

I'll take the long view and say brane collision. Absolute, 100% guaranteed annihilation, but it may not happen for a few billion years.

Of course, it could happen tomorrow too.....

CDF

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 399069)

So with Hank's advice, you're taking the "under"?

Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 399067)

Your heart couldn't take it.

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 399071)

Black hole caused by that French atom collider thingie.

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 399071)

Black hole caused by that French atom collider thingie.

Originally Posted by pussycat (Post 399001)

Thoughts?

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 399027)

Mr Man and I made our wager tonight on what will cause The End of Days For Humans (thereby binding any future bloodlines). I took Global Warming. He took Disease. Our friend is deciding whether she'll take Warfare or Space Projectile. Once her wager is in, we'll have room for any others with additional options. Evil Martian Race??? Anyone?

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 399071)

Black hole caused by that French atom collider thingie.

Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 399024)

It doesn't matter whether we are or are not. We must act as if we have free will.

Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 399073)

You have been busting my chops for a month, now. Are you mistaking me for Thurgreed?

Originally Posted by ABBAKiss (Post 399038)

Can you expound on that? Is it because the BJ is too intimate? Or not intimate enough? What?:confused:

Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 399093)

Britney does Alanis.

Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 399074)

And right here we might have the winner winner, chicken dinner. Plausible (if remote) scenario, highest probability of actual extinction without any Mad Max / Left Behind / Waterworld leftovers, plus it's all started by the French.

Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 399095)

Well, I think the character's take was that BJs were too intimate for her ex-boyfriend. A Not Unreasonable explanation. As bnb (I think) said earlier, oral is -- for some people -- not something they want to do with a hook-up.