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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 01-04-2006 01:27 PM
Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't get your point.
Str8 was in the gifted program?!?

Pictures don't lie:

http://www.uttyler.edu/faculty/amend...d%20school.jpg

robustpuppy 01-04-2006 01:29 PM
Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think his point was to thank her for evoking the memory.
I guess I missed that in attempting to appear edumacated with that a), b), c), d) stuff.

Hank Chinaski 01-04-2006 01:33 PM
Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't get your point. Is it
a) That you were in the gifted program,
b) That because you were in the gifted program, and this was high school, where certain "gifts" were not appreciated, you had no shot; or
c) That you had no shot because of the lack of proximity?

You will note that I did not include as an option, d) That you could or would not take a shot at non-gifted girls. This is because my magical inferential powers tell me that you wanted a shot regardless of their nongiftedness (or nongiftedprogramness). I possess these powers despite not having attended your school, Harvard, although that did not preclude me from obtaining a Mensa membership card.*

*You may infer that I stole this. My choice of words deliberately allows this inference. Alas, I did not learn how to do this at your school, Harvard.
I remember the day I first learned of the gifted program. I was in my rooms at Pennypacker. Tanya, my girlfriend, told me about this class full of "gifted dicks." When I appeared sad, having been passed over, she told me "Hank, you've a gifted dick, but you're not a gifted dick- see the difference?"

Hank Chinaski
'88 Law '91

robustpuppy 01-04-2006 01:36 PM
Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I remember the day I first learned of the gifted program. I was in one of the common Rooms at Pennypacker. Tanya, my girlfriend, told me about this class full of "gifted dicks." When I appeared sad, having been passed over, she told me "Hank, you've a gifted dick, but you're not a gifted dick- see the difference?"

Hank Chinaski
'88 Law '91
I have been led to understand from various evidence that Str8 is tall, good-looking, and hung. I would think school name-dropping would be unnecessary. See, e.g., Coltrane.

I only mention that I was in the gifted program all through my school years because I am not hung.

Shape Shifter 01-04-2006 01:43 PM
Top Words of 2005
 
Merriam-Webster's most looked-up words of last year

1. integrity

Pronunciation: in-'te-gr&-tE
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English integrite, from Middle French & Latin; Middle French integrité, from Latin integritat-, integritas, from integr-, integer entire
1 : firm adherence to a code of especially moral or artistic values : INCORRUPTIBILITY
2 : an unimpaired condition : SOUNDNESS
3 : the quality or state of being complete or undivided : COMPLETENESS
synonym see HONESTY

Click on each of the other words in the Top Ten List for their definitions in the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary:

2. refugee
3. contempt
4. filibuster
5. insipid
6. tsunami
7. pandemic
8. conclave
9. levee
10. inept

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notcasesensitive 01-04-2006 01:44 PM
Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have been led to understand from various evidence that Str8 is tall, good-looking, and hung. I would think school name-dropping would be unnecessary. See, e.g., Coltrane.

I only mention that I was in the gifted program all through my school years because I am not hung.
Coltrane is alright, but he says slutty like it's a bad thing. Ollie would never do that.

str8outavannuys 01-04-2006 01:47 PM
Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't get your point. Is it
a) That you were in the gifted program,
b) That because you were in the gifted program, and this was high school, where certain "gifts" were not appreciated, you had no shot; or
c) That you had no shot because of the lack of proximity?

You will note that I did not include as an option, d) That you could or would not take a shot at non-gifted girls. This is because my magical inferential powers tell me that you wanted a shot regardless of their nongiftedness (or nongiftedprogramness). I possess these powers despite not having attended your school, Harvard, although that did not preclude me from obtaining a Mensa membership card.*

*You may infer that I stole this. My choice of words deliberately allows this inference. Alas, I did not learn how to do this at your school, Harvard.
"B" is definitely the direction at which I was driving. Moreover, I didn't have any good skills.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-04-2006 01:51 PM
Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have been led to understand from various evidence that Str8 is tall, good-looking, and hung. I would think school name-dropping would be unnecessary. See, e.g., Coltrane.
That naked picture I sent you actually had my alma mater and graduation year written on the back. Apparently that was unnecessary? I only wrote it to distinguish myself from all of the other cock pictures you get.

Hank Chinaski 01-04-2006 01:52 PM
Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have been led to understand from various evidence that Str8 is tall, good-looking, and hung. I would think school name-dropping would be unnecessary. See, e.g., Coltrane.

I only mention that I was in the gifted program all through my school years because I am not hung.
It's clear I didn't mean anything about Str8- because

1 he was talking about Toronto HS

2 he went to Yale-

I just wanted to make sure people knew the difference between having/being a gifted dick.

Captain 01-04-2006 01:54 PM
Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Coltrane is alright, but he says slutty like it's a bad thing. Ollie would never do that.
Appropo of this, how can we even begin to discuss Tammy and Tanya without photographs?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-04-2006 01:54 PM
Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Coltrane is alright, but he says slutty like it's a bad thing. Ollie would never do that.
Treat queens like whores and whores like queens.

Captain 01-04-2006 01:55 PM
Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Treat queens like whores and whores like queens.
Do you understand what you are setting yourself up for with this Queen thing?

Pretty Little Flower 01-04-2006 01:55 PM
Top Words of 2005
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Merriam-Webster's most looked-up words of last year

1. integrity

Pronunciation: in-'te-gr&-tE
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English integrite, from Middle French & Latin; Middle French integrité, from Latin integritat-, integritas, from integr-, integer entire
1 : firm adherence to a code of especially moral or artistic values : INCORRUPTIBILITY
2 : an unimpaired condition : SOUNDNESS
3 : the quality or state of being complete or undivided : COMPLETENESS
synonym see HONESTY

Click on each of the other words in the Top Ten List for their definitions in the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary:

2. refugee
3. contempt
4. filibuster
5. insipid
6. tsunami
7. pandemic
8. conclave
9. levee
10. inept

http://www.merriam-webster.com/info/05words.htm
If only the denizens of this board had spent more time concerning themselves with definition 1, and less time with 5 and 10, I might have been able get beyond 3. Here's hoping for a better 2006.

Shape Shifter 01-04-2006 01:57 PM
Top Words of 2005
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If only the denizens of this board had spent more time concerning themselves with definition 1, and less time with 5 and 10, I might have been able get beyond 3. Here's hoping for a better 2006.
ncs, my cock is the one with flower's mouth on it.

Pretty Little Flower 01-04-2006 01:57 PM
Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Captain
Do you understand what you are setting yourself up for with this Queen thing?
Bohemian Rhapsody?

Hank Chinaski 01-04-2006 01:59 PM
Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Captain
Appropo of this, how can we even begin to discuss Tammy and Tanya without photographs?
you have got to learn to pick your shots- all he'd have is HS year book photos. Earlier GWNC mentioned her sister. That's when you should have pushed for a photo.

pony_trekker 01-04-2006 02:00 PM
Man . . .
 
This board sure got broke dick in a hurry . . .

LessinSF 01-04-2006 02:01 PM
Easiest bet ever
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Can you believe FSU scored in the 2d OT? I thoght I had my miracle cover . . . arghghghg.
Worked for me. I have done well picking the big dogs. Tomorrow, we can discuss wild card weekend, since I will be in Vegas playing with real money, rather than my account, which just goes up and down.

spookyfish 01-04-2006 02:01 PM
Top Words of 2005
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If only the denizens of this board had spent more time concerning themselves with definition 1, and less time with 5 and 10, I might have been able get beyond 3. Here's hoping for a better 2006.
Let me guess. You went to Harvard.

Pretty Little Flower 01-04-2006 02:05 PM
Top Words of 2005
 
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
Let me guess. You went to Harvard.
I was Hank's roommate. Gifted dick, indeed.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-04-2006 02:05 PM
Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Bohemian Rhapsody?
Oh dear. I was going to make this exact joke. We're like brothers!

Pretty Little Flower 01-04-2006 02:06 PM
Top Words of 2005
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
ncs, my cock is the one with flower's mouth on it.
This one? Not so gifted.

Hank Chinaski 01-04-2006 02:09 PM
Top Words of 2005
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This one? Not so gifted.
2. The only good thing about Paigow being gone is she isn't exposed to how far Shape Shifter has fallen. I believe she was his mentor at first, wasn't she?

robustpuppy 01-04-2006 02:13 PM
Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Coltrane is alright, but he says slutty like it's a bad thing. Ollie would never do that.
Oh, please, you know you've got Coltrane on his knees.

ThurgreedMarshall 01-04-2006 02:17 PM
Reggie Bush Bowl
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
We'll know about the Pistons/Spurs in 6 1/2 months. Miami will only play the Spurs twice this year. Because Shaq is a year older and a lot fatter, and...........
Hey, I hate Miami, but Wade is another playoff series better. He's the only guy on Miami I like. And he is scary-good.

Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
What the fuck was Riley thinking? didn't he watch the finals 2 years ago? Payton plays a lot for Miami AND he was too old to guard anybody good 2 years ago. Miami is a much worse team this year than last. Ron Artest pretty much sewed up a final's rematch.
Next question: Who signs Artest? Is anyone, besides Thomas, crazy enough?

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 01-04-2006 02:18 PM
Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Tammy and Tanya were sultry red headed twin sisters I met at Boyne River, and later they were at my high school, alas not in the gifted program, and I was, so I had no shot. But thanks for evoking that memory.
Translation: I was in the Yale of my high school programs.

TM

taxwonk 01-04-2006 02:19 PM
Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't get your point. Is it
a) That you were in the gifted program,
b) That because you were in the gifted program, and this was high school, where certain "gifts" were not appreciated, you had no shot; or
c) That you had no shot because of the lack of proximity?

You will note that I did not include as an option, d) That you could or would not take a shot at non-gifted girls. This is because my magical inferential powers tell me that you wanted a shot regardless of their nongiftedness (or nongiftedprogramness). I possess these powers despite not having attended your school, Harvard, although that did not preclude me from obtaining a Mensa membership card.*

*You may infer that I stole this. My choice of words deliberately allows this inference. Alas, I did not learn how to do this at your school, Harvard.
str8 went to Harvard?

taxwonk 01-04-2006 02:20 PM
Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I remember the day I first learned of the gifted program. I was in my rooms at Pennypacker. Tanya, my girlfriend, told me about this class full of "gifted dicks." When I appeared sad, having been passed over, she told me "Hank, you've a gifted dick, but you're not a gifted dick- see the difference?"

Hank Chinaski
'88 Law '91
Hank went to Yale?

taxwonk 01-04-2006 02:23 PM
Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have been led to understand from various evidence that Str8 is tall, good-looking, and hung. I would think school name-dropping would be unnecessary. See, e.g., Coltrane.

I only mention that I was in the gifted program all through my school years because I am not hung.
But you do have robust puppies. Which is far better than being hung. Cf., old chestnut ending with the punch line "Oh yeah, well I've got two of these so I can get all of those I want!"

Tax Wonk
B.A., King's College 1923; J.D., Chicago, 1927, M.F.A., Yale, 1979

robustpuppy 01-04-2006 02:26 PM
Confidential to he whose screen name is too long for me to send him a PM
 
You are correct. You should not have done that.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-04-2006 02:27 PM
Confidential to he whose screen name is too long for me to send him a PM
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are correct. You should not have done that.
Can't you just click on PM beneath his name?

str8outavannuys 01-04-2006 02:28 PM
Easiest bet ever
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
Worked for me. I have done well picking the big dogs. Tomorrow, we can discuss wild card weekend, since I will be in Vegas playing with real money, rather than my account, which just goes up and down.
Home teams on wild card weekend. Home teams. Especially when the visitors are banged up (Skins), lacking in legit offensive weapons with a playoff virgin QB (Jags), completely inconsistent and not having faced a legit defense in months (Carolina), and/or sporting a QB who I suspect is quite badly hurt (Steelers).

greatwhitenorthchick 01-04-2006 02:28 PM
Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't get your point. Is it
a) That you were in the gifted program,
b) That because you were in the gifted program, and this was high school, where certain "gifts" were not appreciated, you had no shot; or
c) That you had no shot because of the lack of proximity?

You will note that I did not include as an option, d) That you could or would not take a shot at non-gifted girls. This is because my magical inferential powers tell me that you wanted a shot regardless of their nongiftedness (or nongiftedprogramness). I possess these powers despite not having attended your school, Harvard, although that did not preclude me from obtaining a Mensa membership card.*

*You may infer that I stole this. My choice of words deliberately allows this inference. Alas, I did not learn how to do this at your school, Harvard.
I have a Mensa membership card. I pull it out to get rid of annoying men if the "I'm a lawyer" doesn't do the trick.

ETA: Preemptive Translation: I'm smart *and* constantly deluged with male attention.

taxwonk 01-04-2006 02:29 PM
Man . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by pony_trekker
This board sure got broke dick in a hurry . . .
Didn't you read between the lines when Hank was talking about his gifted dick?

dtb 01-04-2006 02:32 PM
Man . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Didn't you read between the lines when Hank was talking about his gifted dick?
Does that mean he donated it?

robustpuppy 01-04-2006 02:36 PM
Confidential to he whose screen name is too long for me to send him a PM
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Can't you just click on PM beneath his name?
Doesn't work anyway I try it, colt. You're too long to fit in the box.

taxwonk 01-04-2006 02:36 PM
Man . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Does that mean he donated it?
I believe the current PC term is "differently abled." It used to be "gifted" or "special" back when Hank was in the program

spookyfish 01-04-2006 02:37 PM
Man . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Does that mean he donated it?
Could mean it was donated to him.

robustpuppy 01-04-2006 02:40 PM
How not to promote a TV program
 
I will not watch inJustice if for no other reason than the Sarah Maclachlan tune in the promos, even if that choice of music is meant to be a bit of a joke about her having the same last name as Kyle Maclachlan.

I assume they are unrelated. I don't assume I've necessarily spelled either name correctly. I don't care to check either.

I also guiltily admit that I like Gray's Anatomy, despite the grating, trite voice overs by the grating-voiced but otherwise cute (albeit lollipop-headed) lead actress, whose character's heretofore not-so-common name, I will note in an aside that may amuse only me, is sure to shoot up with a bullet.

Pretty Little Flower 01-04-2006 02:43 PM
Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have a Mensa membership card. I pull it out to get rid of annoying men if the "I'm a lawyer" doesn't do the trick.
Ironically, I was actually impressed both by your profession and the fact that you scored in a sufficiently high percentile on a qualifying standardized test.

Sorry I did not get the hint.


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