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Tyrone Slothrop 09-09-2009 01:46 PM
Re: I will choose a path that's clear.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 399052)
Well, of course you did. You're Canadian.
Speaking of which, why does the Dept. of Transportation hate hockey?

Tyrone Slothrop 09-09-2009 01:47 PM
Re: End of bored days?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 399077)
Republican talk radio.
Intelligent robots.

cheval de frise 09-09-2009 01:49 PM
Large Hardon Collider
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 399078)
If you change one letter in your scenario, we'll all be destroyed by a large hardon.
First Thurgreed's Momma, tomorrow the world.

(Talk about the ultimate cock-block...)

CDF

i miss paigow [sniff] 09-09-2009 01:51 PM
Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by paigowprincess (Post 398229)
Hi, I was wondering if there was going to be a happy hour at Bing's this Friday?
Hallelujah! Welcome home! Will we be seeing more of you?

cheval de frise 09-09-2009 01:53 PM
Biocide
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 399074)
And right here we might have the winner winner, chicken dinner. Plausible (if remote) scenario, highest probability of actual extinction without any Mad Max / Left Behind / Waterworld leftovers, plus it's all started by the French.
Self-replicating nanotech, gray goo, Von Neumann devices, whatever you want to call 'em. That's what'll really get us.

That, or the boogeyman.

CDF

Sparklehorse 09-09-2009 01:54 PM
Re: You gave away the things you love, and one of them was me.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 399093)
Britney does Alanis. Uh, so to speak. (spree -- link to a SFW video clip of a song from Britney's tour)

What's next? Will she switch from Cheetos to Smarties? Starbucks to Tim Horton's? Start sleeping with goalies?

http://media.canada.com/5bd68867-954...1030alanis.jpg
Speaking of chicks in hockey jerseys, have you enrolled yet in a mid-career program at the Kennedy School of Government?

Link

Gattigap 09-09-2009 01:58 PM
Re: End of bored days?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 399102)
Intelligent robots.
Penske socks.

Tyrone Slothrop 09-09-2009 02:02 PM
Re: End of bored days?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 399108)
Penske socks.
Non-artificial non-intelligence? With a taste for boxed wine?

taxwonk 09-09-2009 02:51 PM
Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 399081)
I'm just swinging at the softballs. No malice intended; you just happen to lob a lot of them.
That's because I'm old and feeble. Ageist fuck.

LessinSF 09-09-2009 03:02 PM
Re: End of bored days?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 399053)
Are we having an "End of Days" Pool and are you moderating?

Does disease include Zombiepocalypse because that's where I am laying down my money.
Cthulhu.

Icky Thump 09-09-2009 03:25 PM
Re: You gave away the things you love, and one of them was me.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 399093)
Britney does Alanis. Uh, so to speak. (spree -- link to a SFW video clip of a song from Britney's tour)
Not bad for a filthy little whore.

Chef's Biggest Fan 09-09-2009 03:33 PM
Re: You gave away the things you love, and one of them was me.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 399117)
Not bad for a filthy little whore.
Would have been better if she had flashed the va-jay-jay.

Hank Chinaski 09-09-2009 03:35 PM
Re: Eva-poration (for Hank)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 399098)
Won't happen. The black hole (if any) will go poof instead of us. Elementary quantum physics.

:)

CDF
a black hole is simply a tie into a different reality- say a universe where Penske is an admin or Paigow the notbob- so we shouldn't fear it too much. I am bringing these for the ride though:mmmmm, burger

http://shop.katadyn.com/media/dimg/0...d45f26.jpg?l=4

thanks to a retired sock for the link


and for Ty http://www.trekneat.com/en/trekn-eat...-rotwein-2-dl/

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-09-2009 03:40 PM
Re: Eva-poration (for Hank)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 399119)
Who could quarrel with a guarantee of unrestricted enjoyment? If only TM's momma stood behind her, um, goods so unequivocally.

Fugee 09-09-2009 03:52 PM
Re: Eva-poration (for Hank)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 399119)
a black hole is simply a tie into a different reality- say a universe where Penske is an admin or Paigow the notbob- so we shouldn't fear it too much. I am bringing these for the ride though:mmmmm, burger

http://shop.katadyn.com/media/dimg/0...d45f26.jpg?l=4
I'm guessing the photo includes some items not in the product. Like fresh lettuce. Wonder how that powdered wine tastes.

http://shop.katadyn.com/media/dimg/e...664fb3.jpg?l=4

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-09-2009 04:00 PM
Re: Eva-poration (for Hank)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 399121)
I'm guessing the photo includes some items not in the product. Like fresh lettuce. Wonder how that powdered wine tastes.

http://shop.katadyn.com/media/dimg/e...664fb3.jpg?l=4
Doesn't hiking/camping present a basic choice between the comforts of home and, well, being at home versus being out in nature without all those comforts? Do they have HDTV in a can as well?

Hank Chinaski 09-09-2009 04:05 PM
Re: Eva-poration (for Hank)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 399121)
I'm guessing the photo includes some items not in the product. Like fresh lettuce. Wonder how that powdered wine tastes.

http://shop.katadyn.com/media/dimg/e...664fb3.jpg?l=4
hmm. this post says I'm not on ignore, yet I wonder if I'm on ignore.

Replaced_Texan 09-09-2009 04:06 PM
Re: Eva-poration (for Hank)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 399122)
Doesn't hiking/camping present a basic choice between the comforts of home and, well, being at home versus being out in nature without all those comforts?
For me, hiking/camping involves what I can cary with me into nature. If luxuries are easy to carry, I don't have a problem bringing them with me into nature. I'm more likely to take better food with me hiking into a lovely glen in the redwoods than I am would bring for an every day lunch at work.

Gattigap 09-09-2009 04:10 PM
Re: Eva-poration (for Hank)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 399122)
Do they have HDTV in a can as well?

Tuggernuts! I got your Tivo.

Fugee 09-09-2009 04:10 PM
Re: Eva-poration (for Hank)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 399122)
Doesn't hiking/camping present a basic choice between the comforts of home and, well, being at home versus being out in nature without all those comforts? Do they have HDTV in a can as well?
But camping and hiking is more fun if there is good food at the meal breaks. And a glass of wine or two would make falling asleep in a tent a little easier.

Pretty Little Flower 09-09-2009 04:25 PM
Re: Eva-poration (for Hank)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 399122)
Doesn't hiking/camping present a basic choice between the comforts of home and, well, being at home versus being out in nature without all those comforts? Do they have HDTV in a can as well?
I am stunned that you would suggest that bringing alcohol on a camping trip somehow ruins the purity of the nature experience. Remind me never to go camping with you. Actually, don't bother. I'll remember on my own.

J. Fred Muggs 09-09-2009 04:41 PM
Re: Eva-poration (for Hank)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 399126)
But camping and hiking is more fun if there is good food at the meal breaks. And a glass of wine or two would make falling asleep in a tent a little easier.
There are herbal remedies that are lighter to carry.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 09-09-2009 05:00 PM
Re: Eva-poration (for Hank)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 399124)
For me, hiking/camping involves what I can cary with me into nature. If luxuries are easy to carry, I don't have a problem bringing them with me into nature. I'm more likely to take better food with me hiking into a lovely glen in the redwoods than I am would bring for an every day lunch at work.
For me, camping involves carefully chosen porters to carry the appropriate luxuries.

I have been very happy to see the civilized backwoods lodge make a comeback in recent years. I especially like the fly-in places in the North Woods.

Sidd Finch 09-09-2009 05:17 PM
Re: You gave away the things you love, and one of them was me.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 399093)
Britney does Alanis. Uh, so to speak. (spree -- link to a SFW video clip of a song from Britney's tour)

What's next? Will she switch from Cheetos to Smarties? Starbucks to Tim Horton's? Start sleeping with goalies?

http://media.canada.com/5bd68867-954...1030alanis.jpg

If Britney shows up on Weeds next season, I stop watching.

Sidd Finch 09-09-2009 05:18 PM
Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 
never mind.

Fugee 09-09-2009 05:21 PM
Re: Eva-poration (for Hank)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by J. Fred Muggs (Post 399131)
There are herbal remedies that are lighter to carry.
:eek:

sebastian_dangerfield 09-09-2009 06:03 PM
Re: I will choose a path that's clear.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 399034)
Apropos of nothing, "I Love You, Man" is actually a Not Bad movie. And, to tie it into a fairly recent discussion, the character played by Quincy Jones's daughter had a fairly good explanation as to why some men don't like blowjobs (at least from their girlfriends) [not really a spoiler, what with it being a really minor plot point, and what with this not really being one of those movies that will be ruined by being told, as Lucy did to Linus, that Rosebud is the name of the dude's sled . . . uh, where was I? Oh, yes, stop reading here if you are concerned that your future enjoyment of this part of The Paul Rudd Oeuvre* will be ruined by any plot point revelation]

Why? Because of intimacy issues. Not a bad explanation, in my opinion. Carry on.

*Not a bad band name for an all girl emo group. Maybe some freshmen [sic] from Bryn Mawr are reading?
"I want to suck your dick."

"I'd rather you not."

This conversation has never taken place.

ltl/fb 09-09-2009 06:06 PM
Re: I will choose a path that's clear.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 399142)
"I want to suck your dick."

"I'd rather you not."

This conversation has never taken place.
Apparently I need to rethink some approaches.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 09-09-2009 06:22 PM
Re: I will choose a path that's clear.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 399142)
"I want to suck your dick."

"I'd rather you not."

This conversation has never taken place.
Sure it has. The day Hank stumbled into one of those leather bars.

Fugee 09-09-2009 06:31 PM
Re: I will choose a path that's clear.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 399151)
Sure it has. The day Hank stumbled into one of those leather bars.
Was Hank the asker or the decliner?

sebastian_dangerfield 09-09-2009 06:40 PM
Re: I will choose a path that's clear.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 399157)
Was Hank the asker or the decliner?
He was talking to the mirror in the men's room.

A sad low in his crystal meth phase.

Not Bob 09-09-2009 08:10 PM
Re: You gave away the things you love, and one of them was me.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sparklehorse (Post 399107)
Speaking of chicks in hockey jerseys, have you enrolled yet in a mid-career program at the Kennedy School of Government?

Link
Hank's wife promised me that she would convert Ashley's famous picture to one of her in a Crimson hockey jersey, but I got nothing yet.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 09-09-2009 08:45 PM
Re: I will choose a path that's clear.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 399160)
He was talking to the mirror in the men's room.

A sad low in his crystal meth phase.
Damn. You mean he was in his crystal meth phase just last week?

Hank Chinaski 09-09-2009 09:48 PM
Re: I will choose a path that's clear.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 399174)
Damn. You mean he was in his crystal meth phase just last week?
sebby you should know you can't slip anything past GGG- his dad moonlights as the bathroom attendant there, and he remembers anyone who doesn't tip.

Hank Chinaski 09-09-2009 09:50 PM
Re: You gave away the things you love, and one of them was me.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 399168)
Hank's wife promised me that she would convert Ashley's famous picture to one of her in a Crimson hockey jersey, but I got nothing yet.
hank's wife promised me lots of shit too, the problem is you need to find a jersey in the right orientation as a picture of her. the one you gave me of her won't work unless you can find a Blue Boy pictorial on Ivy hockey hunks.

Not Bob 09-10-2009 09:25 AM
Re: You gave away the things you love, and one of them was me.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 399181)
hank's wife promised me lots of shit too, the problem is you need to find a jersey in the right orientation as a picture of her. the one you gave me of her won't work unless you can find a Blue Boy pictorial on Ivy hockey hunks.
Oh, Hank, your wife is a doll. I wasn't seriously expecting her to do that -- please thank her for me, and tell her that I was Not Serious.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 09-10-2009 09:40 AM
Re: You gave away the things you love, and one of them was me.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 399181)
hank's wife promised me lots of shit too
Sometimes, we need to acknowledge simple Universal Truths.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-10-2009 10:18 AM
Glasses
 
I've had the same pair of glasses (or "asses" as the Coltranette calls them) for about 12 years. I think I need new ones. I only wear them in the mornings on the weekends and late at night. I wear contacts otherwise.

Is there any reason to spend $300+ on frames when there are these discount places where you can get two pair for $100? Designer frames are just frames made in China with a label slapped on them, right?

greatwhitenorthchick 09-10-2009 10:52 AM
Re: Glasses
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 399204)
I've had the same pair of glasses (or "asses" as the Coltranette calls them) for about 12 years. I think I need new ones. I only wear them in the mornings on the weekends and late at night. I wear contacts otherwise.

Is there any reason to spend $300+ on frames when there are these discount places where you can get two pair for $100? Designer frames are just frames made in China with a label slapped on them, right?
Do you need new frames or just lenses? B/c if just lenses, you could get new ones for your snazzy early 90s frames (I have frames from the 80s that I still wear now and then). If not, get a cheap pair. I got a pair from lenscrafters (I think -- anyway, it was cheap) that I just wear evenings and weekends. No reason to spend good money on designer frames.

dtb 09-10-2009 10:55 AM
Re: Glasses
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 399204)
I've had the same pair of glasses (or "asses" as the Coltranette calls them)

Ha. This reminds me of when my younger son was explaining to me about the kind of insect whose name is "yellow jackass".


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