Attention Slave
 

psychofuckingcrazy@yahoo.com

Edited to say - please do not send seductive mail to this address as I mistaken posted fringey's email instead of Angelina Jolie's PM.
Any sensual mail sent to this address will cause ignominy and shame heaped upon all who send, and may cause death or dismemberment.

Please, this is your only warning.

Attention Slave
 

Two problems: (a) that is an email address, not IM. (b) that is my email address, not hers.

Attention Slave
 

Oh man, my apologies. Shit. Jolie, fb, sounds the same.
I'll edit.

There, I've edited just for you.

Any Missing Boston Fans?
 

And I forgot to say, what do you expect? Mama don't allow no reefer smoking round about.

Any Missing Boston Fans?
 

Wow, that's the saddest story I have heard of in quite a while. I feel nauseaus. Maybe I'm not a misanthrope after all.

Any Missing Boston Fans?
 

I always thought that was just a figure of speech.

Any Missing Boston Fans?
 

I don't get it, but thanks for playing.

Any Missing Boston Fans?
 

fringey:

You ain't met my momma. She rolls a mean fattie. Apparently, so does Thurgreed's momma, but in an entirely different way, if you believe Bilmore and Penske's posts.

Mama don’t allow us all playing at the same time.

Any Missing Boston Fans?
 

Huh. But does she close her eyes when she rolls her head?

words without a "K"
 

Equally unfunny, no offense.

Any Missing Boston Fans?
 

I think we'll have to go to the videotape to resolve that one.

What Enneagram are you?
 

http://www.enneagraminstitute.com/dis_sample_36.asp

I'm this one:

http://www.enneagraminstitute.com/images/type5F.gif

words without a "K"
 

No doubt, but in keeping with the theme which is really more important anyway.

What Enneagram are you?
 

I'm this one, which is to say, a mess:

http://www.enneagraminstitute.com/images/type6M.gif

Oh you seem pretty sane, but who am I to say. I'm secretive and isolated.

Apparently my avatar is more appropriate then we knew.

Really?
 

According to this test, I'm this:
http://www.enneagraminstitute.com/images/type3F.gif

I think my post count suggests that I'm conflicted about this aspect of my personality.

I would also like to add that I would not be caught dead in a headband or legwarmers, and that I think the web site should get some graphics that were created in the 90s, if not in this century.

You can't use pure html on this site (it's to prevent people from coding things into posts and messing up your computer, i.e. kafka)

I just did a properties, copy and paste on the appropriate image and put the link in the image tags.

So it's as we've always suspected -- you're really fucking cute.

do I "win"?
 

Or did PensKe?

Edited to add, I am a little buzzed, and thought it said 2999 on my last post. Oh, well, achiever my ass.

Oh, I'm adorable.

Short and round, but adorable.

TV Viewing PSA
 

It's quite possible, given she's dating Scott Erickson

Really?
 

http://www.enneagraminstitute.com/images/type2M.gif

I will help you achieve.

Really?
 

I am also a helper, but in the female format, the helper seems to take on mom qualities. I ain't no mom.

http://www.enneagraminstitute.com/images/type2F.gif

Really?
 

But look at that flair. Now help someone bring me some potato skins.

Ba-dum-ching!
 

At least not that you know of.

Really?
 

Sorry but I am too busy right now helping Lisa G. learn her lines for her end of game interview.

Damn Straight!
 

Looks ready to me.......

http://www.karmaproductions.net/lisa...oxsports/6.jpg

What Enneagram are you?
 

http://enneagraminstitute.com/images/type9F.gif

Meh.

What Enneagram are you?
 

You know, AG, you had the choice to use a male image, but I'm glad you chose the grandma one, b/c that's how I picture you.

NTTAWWT

http://www.enneagraminstitute.com/images/type5M.gif

Type Five
The Investigator
The perceptive, cerebral type. Fives are alert, insightful, and curious. They are able to concentrate and focus on developing complex ideas and skills. Independent, innovative, and inventive, they can also become preoccupied with their thoughts and imaginary constructs. They become detached, yet high-strung and intense. They typically have problems with eccentricity, nihilism, and isolation. At their Best: visionary pioneers, often ahead of their time, and able to see the world in an entirely new way.

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Are we going to do Myers-Briggs tests next?

What Enneagram are you?
 

Quite predictably, I didn't fit neatly into one category. I had six answers each in two (helper) and seven (enthusiast), and five in three (achiever).

Myers-Briggs doesn't work for me either--I'm EXXX.

tm

What Enneagram are you?
 

Just one letter off...
Do you have a younger sister with a Sensing attribute?

What Enneagram are you?
 

The Enneagram type generator wants money from me before it tells me what I really am. For the time being, I'm either Type 1, Type 3, or Type 8, as shown in the histogram below:

Type 1: ****** (Reformer)
Type 2: * (Helper)
Type 3: ****** (Achiever)
Type 4: **** (Individualist)
Type 5: ***** (Investigator)
Type 6: ***** (Loyalist)
Type 7: * (Enthusiast)
Type 8: ****** (Challenger)
Type 9: ** (Peacemaker)

pretermitted(I had initially used smileys in place of the asterisks, but I got the following error: You have too many images in your post, please remove some. We now know that 36 smileys are just too much.)child

TV Viewing PSA
 

That may be the most unappealing cleavage ever. Looks like two slabs of steak were lined up next to eachother. Wide and flat. Soemone get this girl to the plastic surgeon

Next Joe $$
 

I may be a lot of things, but a nitwit is not one. If you are calling me that bc of my lack of knowledge of tv programming, then sir, you surely need to get a life. And by life I dont mean sitting on a barstool by yourself hoping someone gets drunk enough to go home with you.

This show was really funny I have to say. I also have to say that European women are so much sexier than American women. No contest. although I have to wonder if that Pam ANderson clone is really european- though she must be bc her tits are real eand everything about her says she would have fake ones if she lived here.

I think I am going to go to do a lesbian tour of Europe for six months The women are way hotter than the men.

TV Viewing PSA
 

In that case, please pass the A-1.

Thank you.

Help Wanted
 

You want my job. Unfortunately, it's taken.

Help Wanted
 

She can have mine when I leave it sometime in the next few months. Harrisburg actually is developing a club scene and everything.

The other night, I saw people waiting outside several clubs to get in. Of course, it was just recently I noticed we actually have clubs (as opposed to bars.)

I ventured into one this past Friday for happy hour and damn if it wasn't nice.

We have philly 1.5 hours away, baltimore 1.5 hours away, the beach about 1.5 hours away, a low cost of living (you can buy a nice house for about 115-200k) what more could you want?

Well, we also have people who protest and hold signs that say things like Repent Sodomites, but you're not a sodomite, so you should be fine Paigow. That and we put bacon on everything. You might not like that.

Help Wanted
 

1) How can Harrisburg be closer to a beach than DC? I am not looking at a map for an answre.

2) I am a sodomite and damn good at it too

3) I am loving this Lawcrossing actually. I just found the coolest job ever. It is actually something that I would really want to do (in house, great city) and while it is my desired but not chosen practice area, the job description wants someone experienced in what I do (besdes the sodomy). Of course the listing is a month old. I hope its open. There is nothing good in NorCal for transactional types who arent IP sadly. What are inhouse hours at Ibanks like anyway? I know that back in the nineties remember at one prominent Ibank, there were at least a couple of the lawyers waltizing in at nine and out at 530. Can that still be the case?