LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

Originally posted by leagleaze
Ok, see now, I asked for suggestions for my Avatar. How is this a suggestion for me? This is about me god dammit.

Sheesh.

Damn newbies.

How about Rainbow Brite? She's cutsie, and TM hates cutsie. Plus, she's into rainbows, therefore using her as an avatar would accentuate the whole lesbianism schtick, which also annoys TM.

Here she is (my google image search led to this pic from the Women's Studies page of Florida State University, believe it or not):

http://www.fsu.edu/~womenst/rb21.jpg

leagleaze

06-25-2003 02:32 PM

Avatar advice

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK. Since it's all about YOU today, how about something NOT cat related. Quite frankly the kitty in the cereal box made me queasy. WAY WAY too cutesy. How about Homer Simp....oh no, I guess not. How about a picture of Brad Pitt or George Clooney...ah, maybe not appropriate, OK, how about a hot picture of Sandra Day O'Connor with the head of Sean Connery and then you could be Sandra Day O'Connery. You know, as long as we're trying to mix Justices with characters - that was what we were doing right?

Brad Pitt? George, head wobble, Clooney? Ugh. I can see you people are going to be no help. I will have to find an Avatar on my own.

Rainbow Bright huh. That's a thought. It should piss TM off, and it has the whole rainbow theme going. What an excellent suggestion. But then again, I think that is too cutesy even for me, and I don't want to get sick when I see my own Avatar, I just want to piss TM off.

Penske_Account

06-25-2003 02:34 PM

Bridezilla

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF, YOU HATHATASSJACKHATASSJACK.

Well okay, if you are going to be like THAT, if you know what I mean by THAT and I think you do, yes indeed, I think you do, then maybe, no promises, maybe, I will have to ask str8outavannuys if he is sailing craft (aka a boat). I think if I should ask him, and he should answer, honestly, that may very well put an end to the questions at large.

Anyway, I'll think about it and get back to you. In. My. Own. Sweet (and/or sour). Time.

Good day Sir!

evenodds

06-25-2003 02:34 PM

Eminem Story -- Redux

From the very funny (not intentionally) gossip column on IMdb:

"Eminem's Fake Bling
Rapper Eminem has been exposed - the valuable diamond-encrusted chain he gave to a smitten fan was actually worth just $800. A besotted girl thought she'd struck a $450,000 jackpot during the 8 Mile star's Sunday night gig in England's Milton Keynes. Before handing her the sparkly trinket, Eminem had announced, "This is worth $450,000 - and I'm going to give it to some pretty lady in the audience." He then handed the chain to the dumbstruck blonde - who promptly fainted and was hauled off by security. But when the mystery lady finally gets her free gift evaluated, she'll be in for a shock - it's worth far less than one per cent of what the rapper claimed. A spokesman for Eminem last night admitted he had exaggerated the gift's real value."

http://us.imdb.com/PeopleNews/#1

Seven of Nine

06-25-2003 02:34 PM

Bridezilla

Quote:

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
But since you're taking it so personally, you can go lick your own pussy.

I once tried that on a dare, but the damn feline became incredibly irate and scratched the hell out of my tongue. Now I thpeak wif a lisfp.

robustpuppy

06-25-2003 02:35 PM

Mojitos?

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What's the sudden fixation with this drink? I see it referred to in articles, emails from friends and magazines more and more. I have enjoyed a mojito or ten in my time, but would hardly say it qualifies for the current attention its getting. Am I missing some pop culture reference Has the mojito appeared in some comedy de jour with which I'm not familiar? Or is this just another one of those trendy words which has come into vogue?

S(Just curious)D

The point is that the mojito is so out of vogue that even the Washingtonian magazine knew so as early as last year.

Do try to keep up!

sebastian_dangerfield

06-25-2003 02:36 PM

Gift?

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan

My question: Does one bring a gift to a shotgun type wedding reception? If so, what sort of gift?

A coupon for a free do it yourself no fault divorce filing packet.

Anne Elk

06-25-2003 02:36 PM

Gift?

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Originally posted by evenodds
You are going to have a few different opportunities to give baby gifts.

A nice gift for the wedding reception would be something that enables them to set up their household like a set of bistro plates from Williams-Sonoma or Target or nice sheets and towels.

How about something nice just for her? Her family has kicked her out, and I'd bet she's feeling pretty down and nervous about the situation right about now.

I suggest a gift certificate to a salon. That way she can get all primped and coiffed for the wedding, or christening, or graduation, or going to Applebees.

MisterEbola

06-25-2003 02:37 PM

Avatar advice

Quote:

Originally posted by Not Bob
How about Rainbow Brite? She's cutsie, and TM hates cutsie. Plus, she's into rainbows, therefore using her as an avatar would accentuate the whole lesbianism schtick, which also annoys TM.

Here she is (my google image search led to this pic from the Women's Studies page of Florida State University, believe it or not):

===PUTRID IMAGE MERCIFULLY CLIPPED FOR THE INNOCENT ONES===

God, that is awful. Please don't do that again. Please.

Searching for the form book on cease/desist orders.

ABBAKiss

06-25-2003 02:38 PM

Lil' Penske

I've often questioned Lil' Kim's assertion that SHE is the one who put the Range in the Rover and suspected that Penske had something to do with it.

sebastian_dangerfield

06-25-2003 02:38 PM

Mojitos?

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The point is that the mojito is so out of vogue that even the Washingtonian magazine knew so as early as last year.

Do try to keep up!

Oh.... that explains it.

Fuck, I gotta get with the program.

NotFromHere

06-25-2003 02:41 PM

Avatar advice

Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
Brad Pitt? George, head wobble, Clooney? Ugh. I can see you people are going to be no help. I will have to find an Avatar on my own.

Rainbow Bright huh. That's a thought. It should piss TM off, and it has the whole rainbow theme going. What an excellent suggestion. But then again, I think that is too cutesy even for me, and I don't want to get sick when I see my own Avatar, I just want to piss TM off.

Please please please do not make me look at Rainbow brite anymore. It's bad enough that PJ's got that stupid "Boy from New York City" song stuck in my head (change that please). Step away from the cutesy. How about a macho avatar? The Hulk?

leagleaze

06-25-2003 02:43 PM

Avatar advice

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Please please please do not make me look at Rainbow brite anymore. It's bad enough that PJ's got that stupid "Boy from New York City" song stuck in my head (change that please). Step away from the cutesy. How about a macho avatar? The Hulk?

Due to the utter lack of help of the denizens of this board, I have decided to retreat to an Avatar I used a month or so ago.

Thanks for nothing. Jerks.

NotFromHere

06-25-2003 02:45 PM

Mojitos?

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh.... that explains it.

Fuck, I gotta get with the program.

Speaking of trendy drinks, People Magazine says (no flaming, I read it on the plane last week) the NEW HOT DRINK for summer of '03 is something that looks and sounds suspiciously like a Blue Hawaii, but it's got a hipper name, although I can't seem to remember it now. Anyway, it's prepackaged and it's blue. Hot. The Hollywood chicks are all over it.

evenodds

06-25-2003 02:47 PM

Mojitos?

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Speaking of trendy drinks, People Magazine says (no flaming, I read it on the plane last week) the NEW HOT DRINK for summer of '03 is something that looks and sounds suspiciously like a Blue Hawaii, but it's got a hipper name, although I can't seem to remember it now. Anyway, it's prepackaged and it's blue. Hot. The Hollywood chicks are all over it.

Jeez. Everyone knows that the drink for Summer 2003 is the Pisco Sour.

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