Mojitos?
 

I never said there was anything wrong with white zin. In fact, I reminded the wine snob that white zin used to be an expensive indulgence. I had a boyfriend acquire a bottle for a picnic on my 16th birthday, and it was almost $30 (almost 20 years ago!).

You are the snob, descriminating against me and my club-going cronies.

Mojitos?
 

Very nice, thank you. Once I pick up the pictures at Wal-Mart, I'll pass them along.

Oh, but it will have to be tomorrow -- the missus and I are having dinner at Red Lobster (after happy hour at Fridays or Ruby Tuesdays), and you know how sleepy she gets after a glass or two of Sutter Home white zinfindel.

Mojitos?
 

Yeah, but the fact that everyone paid $20 for a six-pack of coors at age 16 doesn't mean that the beer is worth it.

Anyway, the safest course when dealing with stoopid waiters is to say Zinfandel. Surely that makes it just a bit clearer that you know what you're talking about.

MNF Cheesecake
 

Melissa Stark had a pre-Ally McBeal Courtney Thorne-Smith thing going on. (Which is a good thing.) If I was in charge of Disney/ABC/ESPN, I would have given the nod to Ann Werner (who got married and changed her name, I think.) When they had Ann doing some sideline reporting from Green Bay when it was 10 below, I thought the boys in Bristol should have given her more airtime.

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Heineken
 

I must be a rube who fell off the turnip truck, but some of the best beer I've ever had was at the Heineken brewery in Amsterdam. Maybe it was more the fact I was in Amsterdam than the actual beer. But I swear it tasted good. Nowadays I just do meth. It's so much easier to order, and you're less likely to embarass yourself when hanging with the hipper-than-thou set.

Good times, good times.

Bridezilla
 

Here on the West side (except for Arizona), we switch from standard time to daylight time during the summer months. Douche bag.

Coming up next: my review of Last Comic Standing.

Mojitos?
 

According to my grandmother, the proper term is "blush" wine. As in, "Go get me a tumbler of blush. Out of the new jug, not the one your grandpa backwashed into."

Heineken
 

Budweiser in Prague - best ever! (No relation to the US brand)

Heineken
 

It's the hash. It'll make you thirsty and then anything tastes good. Even skunk beer.

Heineken
 

Flinty, nobody falls off a turnip truck anymore. Even People magazine has caught up and now uses the expression "fell off the rhubarb truck." It's not alliterative, but that's ok because alliteration is passe.

Heineken
 

By popular demand, okay, one demand, this is the new board motto.

Heineken
 

Lowenbrau tastes a lot better when brewed in Munich than when brewed in Waxahachie under license to the Miller Brewing Co. I wonder why.

Mojitos?
 

You know you're hearing the truth when it feels just right. This man speaks the truth. Thank you Coltrane. Clap, clap, clap. I'd much rather drink Bud or Coors or Miller Light than Heineken any fucking day of the week.

str8.

Heineken
 

The Heineken in Amsterdam is different than what we get in the US. They even put it different types of bottles to make sure they don;t mix-up the good stuff from Amsterdam with the US swill...or so the head brewer at Stoudt's Brewery in Adamstown, PA tells me.

No beer and no TV make Atticus something something.
 

I am but a humble slave to my grocer. He is my sahib, and I am his safari boy. With him I have seen many things, but if his adventurings have not taken us far afield from Newcastle, it is not my place to complain.