LawTalkers
Page 74 of 334 « First 24647273 74 757684124174 Last »
Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page

LawTalkers (http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/index.php)
-   The Fashionable (http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=14)
-   -   Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff] (http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=721)

sebastian_dangerfield 12-07-2005 05:34 PM
ABBA's New Car
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Man
Given your history / requirements, it doesn't seem like owning a new car would be a good idea. Some sort of cheap high mileage used thing may be better. Something with a tiny blindspot sounds like it should be your number one criterion.

That being said, the green bugs are pretty cool. A good friend has had one for a few years and she loves it.
Make sure you buy it from a reputable dealer...

I had to talk to a cop today by cellphone to get my wife out of a pickle. Seems the registration on her used car (which I got for a ridiculous bargain at auction from a buddy with an auction card) was never transferred to us. You rarely get to use this with a cop:

"I bought the car, but the guy who sold it to me went into rehab before he finished the paperwork. So he never did the proper transfer. He's out now. I'll get it rectified asap. Sorry."

I hate administrative stuff like that. Its such an annoying gay waste of time. car works fine. Its inspected. I got a pink slip for the fucker. Gimme a goddamned break...

I have a theory that administration is sort of virtual reality world made to create jobs for people.

ThurgreedMarshall 12-07-2005 06:36 PM
Japanese IQ Test
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
This has occupied our busy desk for the last hour:


"Everybody has to cross the river".

The following rules apply:

~ Only 2 persons on the raft at a time

~ The father cannot stay with any of the daughters, without their mother's presence

~ The mother can not stay with any of the sons, without their father's presence

~ The thief (striped shirt) cannot stay with any family member, if the Policeman is not there

~ Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the raft

~ To start click on the big blue circle on the right.

~ To move the people click on them.

~ To move the raft click on the pole (red dot) on the opposite side of the river.
If this is bothering anybody, the order is: PT, P, PS, PT, FS, F, MF, M, PT, F, MF, M, MD, PT, PD, P, PT.

TM

dtb 12-07-2005 06:45 PM
Japanese IQ Test
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If this is bothering anybody, the order is: PT, P, PS, PT, FS, F, MF, M, PT, F, MF, M, MD, PT, PD, P, PT.

TM

Ooooooooooh. Look who thinks he's so smaaaaaart!

futbol fan 12-07-2005 06:49 PM
Japanese IQ Test
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If this is bothering anybody, the order is: PT, P, PS, PT, FS, F, MF, M, PT, F, MF, M, MD, PT, PD, P, PT.

TM
That was three hours you could have spent in a bar. Sometimes I really despair.

futbol fan 12-07-2005 06:51 PM
ABBA's New Car
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Make sure you buy it from a reputable dealer...

I had to talk to a cop today by cellphone to get my wife out of a pickle. Seems the registration on her used car (which I got for a ridiculous bargain at auction from a buddy with an auction card) was never transferred to us. You rarely get to use this with a cop:

"I bought the car, but the guy who sold it to me went into rehab before he finished the paperwork. So he never did the proper transfer. He's out now. I'll get it rectified asap. Sorry."

I hate administrative stuff like that. Its such an annoying gay waste of time. car works fine. Its inspected. I got a pink slip for the fucker. Gimme a goddamned break...

I have a theory that administration is sort of virtual reality world made to create jobs for people.
Let's say hypothetically that the inspection sticker on my car says December 2005. Do I have until the end of the month to bribe my way to a clean bill of health or am I already a hypothetical lawbreaker?

ThurgreedMarshall 12-07-2005 06:59 PM
Japanese IQ Test
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Ooooooooooh. Look who thinks he's so smaaaaaart!
Actually I was working today. My gf did it in about 5 minutes* and I only pretended like I solved it.

TM

*Please note that I gave up after 5 minutes.

Mr. Man 12-07-2005 07:00 PM
Help! Secret Santa Advice Needed!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
1. Maybe Vince sells it for a discount if it's not being used for fertilization.

2. I'm locked into a long-term supply agreement.
I don't usually smooch butt here, but that was the best post in some time.

Mr. Man 12-07-2005 07:05 PM
ABBA's New Car
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Let's say hypothetically that the inspection sticker on my car says December 2005. Do I have until the end of the month to bribe my way to a clean bill of health or am I already a hypothetical lawbreaker?
In Texas, you are not a lawbreaker until the first day of the next month. In Texas, you can carry a concealed weapon in your car if you get licensed by demonstrating you can shoot a person in the head 3 times out of 5. In Texas, you are not a lawbreaker if you use the defense "the pipe was not mine, it was a friend's who I am trying to keep off of crack so I hid it under my front seat after taking it away from him on Thanksgiving and forgot to throw it away."

[Insert deity here] bless Texas.

Not Bob 12-07-2005 07:10 PM
ABBA's New Car
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Let's say hypothetically that the inspection sticker on my car says December 2005. Do I have until the end of the month to bribe my way to a clean bill of health or am I already a hypothetical lawbreaker?
End of the month, Hypo Boy. And I understand that the mick flatfoots in TOBOTCOTU (The Outer Boroughs Of The Center Of The Universe) prefer Bushmills to Jamesons.

notcasesensitive 12-07-2005 07:19 PM
ABBA's New Car
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Man
In Texas, .... In Texas, ... In Texas, ...

[Insert deity here] bless Texas.
And I'm sure that it magically snows there in the beautiful mountains despite the fact that it never gets cold. Christ.

Mr. Man 12-07-2005 07:27 PM
ABBA's New Car
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
And I'm sure that it magically snows there in the beautiful mountains despite the fact that it never gets cold. Christ.
Excuse me for not incorporating by reference my post about it being icy and 28 there today. I was fixated on guns and pipes...

Pretty Little Flower 12-07-2005 11:22 PM
The Gold Token
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
2. My rebirth starts with this penis whoopee cushion post:

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/l=IVS/SIG=12ii4j4pf/EXP=1134072911/*-http%3A//www.gothicmeadows.com.au/products/HornyAsHell/HH075.jpg[/IMG]
Your reign is over cork.

TexLex 12-07-2005 11:40 PM
Help! Secret Santa Advice Needed!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
The gift is supposed to be $20 or less.
Food. Everyone (especially men, and particularly single men) likes food and it is safe and neutral.

It is cold here. I am displeased.

ltl/fb 12-08-2005 12:52 AM
The Gold Token
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Your reign is over cork.
Are you calling all of us cork? Is that a compliment or an insult?

Atticus Grinch 12-08-2005 01:11 AM
ABBA's New Car
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
End of the month, Hypo Boy. And I understand that the mick flatfoots in TOBOTCOTU (The Outer Boroughs Of The Center Of The Universe) prefer Bushmills to Jamesons.
Dumb micks. It's good when a race war ends, but it's sad when it's because one side has surrendered.


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:01 PM.
Page 74 of 334 « First 24647273 74 757684124174 Last »
Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page

Powered by: vBulletin, Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.
Hosted By: URLJet.com