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A former Heisman trophy winnner (why is that former in there? could it be taken away at some point?) allegedly killed his estranged wife and a waiter right down the street from my boyfriend's ex-office!

Oh, and, a president who had his dick sucked while in office* went to my (overrated) alma mater. And to Yale too!




*surprisingly, not JFK.

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Really? Who?

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I forget. But I think his brother went to Yale!

eta someoneorother Tisdale. eta I may be wrong about either the name or the award or both.

ETA Crap I was wrong! I suck at sports.

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I also saw it and found it interesting. I also thought it was 40 minutes too long and unlikely to win a Golden Globe.

I recently saw Jesus is Magic, the Sarah Silverman movie. I thought it was absolutley hysterical, but I think it is likewise unlikely to win a Golden Globe.

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No one from my alma mater had his dick sucked while president.

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Holy crap! They razed my high school!

I feel like Martin Blank. Sort of.

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I thought you sucked at something else.

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I suck at many things, including but not limited to sports. Unlike gwink, I have not sucked any major sports figures.

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President of what?

How about while not president?

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No one from my alma mater has had his dick sucked. Many of them have girlfriends in Canada, however.

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You sure it wasn't Basketball?

http://www.waymantisdale.com/about_imgs/about_img3.jpg

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Except for that "killing a guy with a pen" thing?

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based on web searches, I think heisman relates to football.

There are many guys I would like to kill with pens.

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They are mightier than swords, you know.

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And you can carry them on an airplane...

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Is it me? I am so often so contemptuous of so much that I tend to forget which things actually really fucking bug me.

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Enough about this pen thing. Let's talk about how long and hard my husband fucks me.

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I know, but I'm thinking of well-known athletes named Tisdale, and he's the only one that came to mind. And I can think of no Heisman winner named Tisdale, either.


2!

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Short conversation?

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oops

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Not if you have it enough times.

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I believe that's the one who went to her high school, which was so prestigious they decided to tear it to the fucking ground.

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Much more easily than cigarette lighters, that's for sure.

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I would think Flinty would be all over this. But apparently not.

Should I get a CA cell number while my area code remains stable, or should I wait and get one of the fancy new 424 numbers when they come out in August (or sometime around there)?

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They put in a new building. Which was very much needed. I see it as a sign that the city is investing in public education.

Yeah, yeah, tragedy
 

Question: Given the presence of a Mr. Hatfield in the article, do you think that the other gentlman's name is McCloy or McCoy? The AP doesn't appear to be sure and uses both names, just in case.

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The conversation or the fucking?

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I should have used a snippet from a Steely Dan song as a re line for my alumni association post, maybe something like "oleanders growing outside her door."

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I see now that your lines were to win an Oscar. I think Munich is more likely to win the Oscar for Best Picture, but that Brokeback Mountain is a juggernaut. I was surprised to see Phillip Hoffman favored over Heath Ledger, though. There may be some value there at +177 on Ledger.

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Well? Start talking, Missy.

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Or "the water will turn to cherry wine." 'Cause I'm pretty sure you smoked a lot of smack with your classmates.

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I fuck my fiance short and soft.

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Um...

Both.

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Okay. How long and how hard does he fuck you?

TM

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HA!!! TRICK QUESTION! You can never have the fucking enough times!

You fell for it. Ha ha. Sucker.

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Hoffmann earned it for his work in Happiness, but the themes might have been too controversial. So the '98 Oscar goes to Robin williams- not fair- I actually bought Hoffman liking the fat chick. It's payback time.

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God, you need to get laid. Stat.

Tonight when I chase the dragon.
 

Indeed. But I'm never going back to my old school. Hornist fuck.

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Sorry. That's RP's thing. In order to qualify, you'll have to submit video proof.

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I was the one who gave her that nickname.