Tuesday night Reality Wrap-Up
 

See above.

As for Nevada, I do it in all senses. That said, I have no idea what you are asking.

Fly fly away
 

You forgot d.

d) She could suck a golfball through a gardenhose.

Heineken
 

I don't know what was more disturbing about that article - that the NYT actually did it, or that I have more hair products than the guy in the profile.

Oh, the humanity.

Penske

FB Love?
 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,90508,00.html


Spree: SAN FRANCISCO — A chicken that was strapped to 100 helium balloons and sent skyward last weekend in a cruel stunt is resting these days at the city's animal shelter as people vie to adopt her.

My favorite line is: "This is a great chicken, a friendly chicken, a chicken that is ready for a relationship," said Kat Brown, deputy director of the shelter.


Perhaps an entry for the FB motto contest?


Please note that I personally find the activities of the person who put this bird in peril to be revolting and criminal but I couldn't pass on the quote.

California law stuff question answered; shameless Lawtalkers.com plug
 

Thanks to a kind Californian, my questions have all been answered.

Apropos of nothing, if you haven't already looked at the complaint against Vinson & Elkins* on the Texas page, I encourage you to do so. Wow.**

*Yes, I know that they are just allegations. In fact, as a defense lawyer, I look forward to reading V&E's sure to be successful motion for summary judgment, which (via affidavits and depo excerpts) will doubtless show that the plaintiff's claims are meritless, and that this whole thingy is all just a big misunderstanding.

**And by "wow" I merely mean "these allegations, if true, are worthy of an exclamatory remark."

e/o - world poker tour
 

from e/o (as quoted by Sebby): My favorite reality show, to the horror of all my friends, is: the world poker tour they are currently airing on the travel channel. How could you not watch "Devil Fish" Elliott?!!

Me: I missed this post, but I'm wondering if you started watching in response to my post a couple weeks ago... SO and I love that show (and have started learning TX Hold Em). I saw Devil Fish. He wiped the floor with those other players!

FB Love?
 

I would have just pointed and said "ga ga."

Fly fly away
 

Actually, there are implants out now which can be inflated and deflated from time to time. She probably has those.

world poker tour
 

Though I am not a gambler, I am going to enter one of those satellite tournaments. It just looks so wild.

My second favorite reality show is on tonight: the NBA draft!

Boarding House - North Shore
 

I am not a reality tv fan by any stretch but I am also compelled by this show. Maybe it's because I know nothing about the surfing scene or maybe it's because I find Holly, the serious surfer, really hot looking.

Regarding Sunny Garcia, I also watched last week and that train-wreck of excessive machismo also picked a fight with some random drunk at a bar. Same crime, leering at the little woman. What I don't get is that his wife is not particularly attractive -- horsey face.

Fly fly away
 

Are you kidding? Do you get bike-tire nozzles in place of nipples and carry a tire pump around? How do you get them to deflate? Squeeze the nipple like a pool-toy air-nozzle? What if they made embarrassing farty noises when you deflated them? Or would you just fill them up with something like grape jelly and allow your current fuck to use you like one of those new-fangled squeezy bottles of jelly and make a sandwhich? Most importantly, why would you need to regularly change the size of your tits by inflating and deflating -- and wouldn't it fuck up your date if you went into the bathroom one way and came out the other?

e/o - world poker tour
 

Until you posted that, I hadn't put the two together. I am a dumbass.

I was in bed alone one night a couple of weeks ago, while the OM was out drinking with his "he-man, women-haters club," and I came across it and was immediately addicted. Once he stumbled in, I made him watch.

I love everything thing about it, from cheesy Vince Van Patten on the sports desk, to the way they pile the money on the table for the last hand.

It's just awesome. We started playing last night because it's addictive.

Fly fly away
 

Avatar advice
 

Typical.

And yez, I know you're joking (or trying to). But this "lie to me" crap that women pull is just so fucking ridiculous that it's not funny (especially coming from a feminist like you).

Don't ask, "Do I look fat in this?" or "Do you like this shirt?" if you don't want to hear the answer. You get compliments when you deserve them, otherwise they are empty and meaningless. And when someone tells you that you look great (clearly I don't mean "you," as in you, but "you" as in anyone) you will know it's true.

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And another thing. Why do people in New York complain so much about homeless people harassing them when the real problem is those fucking jackasses that hand out fliers for some crap store, ask if you like comedy and want to see a show, have some stupid petition to sign, stand on the corner in a spiderman suit with a sign for cheap suits, try to wrangle you into their new bank branch, etc.? These are the people I want to avoid the most. I love when they get pissed when you move your hand to avoid whatever they are trying to put in it. I give them the "kiss my motherfuckin' ass and shove that piece of shit up yours" look as I walk on by. Although I had an ice cream cone today and tried it and I couldn't properly pull off the mean look I wanted.

SD & PJ:
http://www.eriehl.com/wedding/images...aggy_velma.jpg

TM

Jenna/Heidi Playboy shots
 

Heidi was a co-contestant with Jenna on Survivor. As for puffy nipples, run a search for porn stars Davia Ardell and Alicyn Sterling. Mmmmmnnnnnnn.