Attention Slave
 

Like you weren't invited for the deposition. Stop fronting. And I like that biting thing. Grrrrrr.

Attention Slave
 

She is pretty foxy.

The Monster in Your Pocket is Cuddly, Evil, and Itching for Action!
 

I didn't even know Ty and paigow were dating.

Attention Slave
 

I guess he didn't get the memo!!!!

There is no adequate re: line
 

You forgot Yes, Virginia, there is a Cthulhu.

I never thought I'd be reposting old chestnuts from alt.horror.cthulhu.

A(coming up next: alt.religion.kibology)G

The Monster in Your Pocket is Cuddly, Evil, and Itching for Action!
 

How could you not know after our media blitz and the flick we made together Timgli? We are the two headed beast known as Tygow. The questin is, are we still together?

The Monster in Your Pocket is Cuddly, Evil, and Itching for Action!
 

If you can't tell, he has some endowment issues and I can see why you have the extensive vibrator collection.

There is no adequate re: line
 

Can someone tell me what the fuck you people are talking about?

TM

There is no adequate re: line
 

http://fp.entertainmentearth.com/AUT...S/TYV12013.jpg

There is no adequate re: line
 

Shhhhhhhhh . . . if we're quiet, maybe they'll stop the geek-off.

Any Missing Boston Fans?
 

I knew there was a reason I trolled here. Score!


Edited to fix quotes.

Any Missing Boston Fans?
 

You and skeky should be very happy together. I will watch/tape.

Alas, poor Slave
 

The terrorists have truly won.

Next Joe $$
 

I concur in part and dissent part. As Thurgreed noted, they got a certain sort of Eurotrash collection of women, which definitely has its appeal, but at least half of them smoked and the other half appeared to have snide bitch inside them waiting to get out. It appeared, however, that there wasn't a boob job in the bunch, nor that one was necessary. And, they were sexy in a way that the overly done-up, quasi-beauty contestant/debutante girls-next-door on the Bachelor and its ilk are not. You could tell that these girls got drunk and busy in a way that the Mistys and Brookes and Estellas never would. Plus, there were only two "Oh, my God's" out of fourteen girls when they saw the house they were living in. I lost count in the American version.

Please do. Don't write.

Any Missing Boston Fans?
 

As the great Tom Hanks said in Big, "Okay, but I get to be on top."

The Monster in Your Pocket is Cuddly, Evil, and Itching for Action!
 

As together as we ever were!

Surreal Life 2
 

The boys of the Surreal Life 2:

http://www.mtv.com/news/images/v/vanillalive981027.gif

http://chrisagisbrothers.com/macho-erik-estrada.jpg

http://magicmovie.8m.com/jeremy.jpg

Coming up next, the girls

Girls of the Surreal Life 2
 

http://members.aol.com/CWorldLink/bingham.jpg

http://www.funnyguy.com/tammy.gif
http://www.realitytvplanet.com/realw..._trishelle.jpg

Girls of the Surreal Life 2
 

Trishelle and Ron Jeremy in the same house? I hope the producers provide condoms and lube.

More than you want to know about Kobe Case
 

From the smoking gun, the order containing evidence from the probable cause hearing:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/kobecause1.html

Girls of the Surreal Life 2
 

Did you see Trishelle with her face all bashed up on RW/RR The Gauntlet? Must've sucked for her to faceplant down the mountain. And to have the cameras there to record her looking not quite her best. She did seem to suck it up pretty well though.

BoldnBrazen
 

Done.

Next Joe $$
 

I started watching - what I thought was - the gonzo porn flick "FRESH EUROBABES 4" last night on PPV, only to find out I was on the wrong channel and it was Joe M II.

I'm pretty sure the chicks were all the same. Only thing missing was Rocco.

The Monster in Your Pocket is Cuddly, Evil, and Itching for Action!
 

I don't know and I don't know. I am still waiting to receive The Memo.

Girls of the Surreal Life 2
 

This is the FB equivalent of an 8th inning Pedro fastball. I'll go the obvious route:

She's certainly got plenty of experience.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

The Monster in Your Pocket is Cuddly, Evil, and Itching for Action!
 

What is the genesis of "Didn't you get the memo?" Is it from Office Space or is it a Chandler Bingism?

The Monster in Your Pocket is Cuddly, Evil, and Itching for Action!
 

You know, I think I got a memo about that just last week. Let me see if I can find it (since you obviously didn't get it).

The Monster in Your Pocket is Cuddly, Evil, and Itching for Action!
 

hahaha!!! Actually, I think I just got through inter-office mail the memo about why Ms. Paigow did not get the memo about the origins of the phrase "Didn't you get the memo?"!!!!!! LOL!!!! I'll write a memo about it and get it circulated ASAP!!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ahnold avatars
 

In case anyone is in the market...

http://www.japander.com/japander/images/schwarz8.jpg

Here's a link to bunches more (also other celebs who have made a buck off of Japanese tv): http://www.japander.com/japander/schwarz.htm

There is no adequate re: line
 

I can loan you a book if you really want to know.

But you don't really want to know. For you will shamble and gibber when you feel Great Cthulhu fumbling at the latch to your consciousness.

BR(Cthulhu R'lyeh fhtagn)C

Edited to add: yes, we are just geeking out.

The Monster in Your Pocket is Cuddly, Evil, and Itching for Action!
 

You got The Memo?

I think that makes you FB Cool, Petunia.

Burning Ethics Question of the Day
 

http://slate.msn.com/id/2088982/


Dear Prudence,
I have a friend, Kathryn, who is a post-op transsexual (she was once a he) and appears by most standards as an attractive female. However, Kathryn is currently dating a man who does not know about her past. (She told me she'll tell him when she's sure he loves her.) Fred is a nice straight man who I think should've known about Kate's secret a few months ago. Kate is an old friend (from high school) whom I stuck by through all the trials and pain she endured. Now I feel like an accomplice to a huge lie. Do I tell Fred? Do I wait for Kate? It's a strange problem, and I have no one to ask. HELP!!

—Questioning Friend

Dear Quest,
"M. Butterfly" and a few details notwithstanding, Straight Fred will most likely discover "the secret" on his own. And you are in no way an accomplice unless the three of you are, um, in love. You have no standing in this matter, as it were. Kate may learn, the hard way, that "forgetting" a gender change is not in the same category as omitting the fact that one had a brief, annulled marriage, for example. Unfortunate reality: If you, Kate, and Fred are all in the same town where you two "girls" went to high school, the secret is a cherry bomb waiting to explode. It has been Prudie's experience that you can warn a friend once, maybe twice, and then you must step back.

—Prudie, historically



Advice for "questioning friend," anyone?

Oy Friggin Vey
 

Sure, shit like this - and Vulcan and Elvish and all that other geeky schtick - you can spell

But take a simple word like lose or calendar and you muck it all up. It truly boggles the mind.

s4(love you, but sheesh)e

Burning Ethics Question of the Day
 

Mind your own business.

Oy Friggin Vey
 

We have no verification she spelled those words correctly. Does that make you feel better?

The Monster in Your Pocket is Cuddly, Evil, and Itching for Action!
 

I believe it's from Bob Newhart's standup act from the 60's.

Geez, what is it with you kids? You think everything under the sun was created by your generation?


Oh fuck. I'm turning into Bilmore.

Burning Ethics Question of the Day
 

Always good advice, but tends to put Ann and Abby out of business.

The Monster in Your Pocket is Cuddly, Evil, and Itching for Action!
 

Um, bc I only started hearing "Didnt you get the memo" about five years ago or so, and I dont think thats bc I always got memos before that. This leads me to blieve that the guy or gal who puts the words into Chandler Bing's mouth stole it.

Surreal Life 2
 

Once again, Ron Jeremy is Khalid Mohammed:

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/US/10/21/p...ohammed.ap.jpg

FB haiKu
 

Oh, shit. "Post-oper
ative transexual" is
nine syllables long.


According to Atticus, this isn't really a haiku because Shinto priests are aesthetically opposed to sex-change operations, and because as the dawn arrives, the fog swirls around the cedars, [and] I can't keep up with his brain. And he should know, because he spend several years after college in a geisha exchange program. But, whatever.