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Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

06-29-2010 11:49 AM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 427325)

Sounds like the true story is that early in the year you found some freshman, promised her "dinner" at the Hong Kong, and then offered up a Scorpion Bowl to start, and then took her to the Widener stacks for a "study" session. Classy.

Hey, it was all about her IQ.

patentparanyc

06-29-2010 11:50 AM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 427331)

Hey, it was all about her IQ.

was she a hottie?

ThurgreedMarshall

06-29-2010 12:05 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by patentparanyc (Post 427328)

and wtf is up with the [retarded] unicorn thing?

Look to your left and to your right. Do you see one?

TM

Pretty Little Flower

06-29-2010 12:06 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by patentparanyc (Post 427332)

was she a hottie?

He said she might currently be a supermodel. How many non-hottie supermodels do you know? Are you sure about the supergenius thing? Maybe a typo?

Pretty Little Flower

06-29-2010 12:10 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 427334)

Look to your left and to your right. Do you see one?

TM

Controlling douche.

Cletus Miller

06-29-2010 12:13 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 427327)

let me be clear, every. single. person on this board wants you to

TM

Have you checked with Adder? Hank can't call Adder dumbest whenever the unicorn is here.

Replaced_Texan

06-29-2010 12:21 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

I think this game might go to penalty kicks.

Can Honda kick all five or does it have to be a different player for each kick?

Fugee

06-29-2010 12:23 PM

And now for something completely different.....

Trailer for Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows Pt.1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EC2tmFVNNE

Isn't Harry's patronus a unicorn? ETA: Sorry, it was a stag.

sebastian_dangerfield

06-29-2010 12:24 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 427327)

4. If you don't leave (and let me be clear, every. single. person on this board wants you to), at the very least, stop saying, "incentivize," you colossal dumbass.

TM

I've actually adopted the word. It struck me like "baked in" or "proactive" for a while, but it really does save a lot of space.

Adder

06-29-2010 12:29 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by Cletus Miller (Post 427338)

Have you checked with Adder? Hank can't call Adder dumbest whenever the unicorn is here.

I'm with TM.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

06-29-2010 12:29 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 427341)

I've actually adopted the word. It struck me like "baked in" or "proactive" for a while, but it really does save a lot of space.

I don't care how much you incentivize people, it doesn't make a difference unless those everyone's incentives are alligned. I'm all about alligning incentives.

Maybe we should coin "allignize" instead. Let's allignize people.

Adder

06-29-2010 12:30 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 427341)

I've actually adopted the word. It struck me like "baked in" or "proactive" for a while, but it really does save a lot of space.

Next think you know, you will be using "granularity."

patentparanyc

06-29-2010 12:31 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 427345)

so, are you a protractor?

Pretty Little Flower

06-29-2010 12:31 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 427347)

Next think you know, you will be using "granularity."

Controlling douche.

Anne Elk

06-29-2010 12:40 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 427339)

I think this game might go to penalty kicks.

Can Honda kick all five or does it have to be a different player for each kick?

Different player for each kick, but the players who take them have to be on the field when the game ends. Players on the bench can't take them.

ETA: So nice to stop by and see that the universe appears to have righted itself.

sebastian_dangerfield

06-29-2010 12:43 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 427347)

Next think you know, you will be using "granularity."

Re what? Reasons not to masturbate with exfoliator?

ThurgreedMarshall

06-29-2010 12:43 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 427341)

I've actually adopted the word. It struck me like "baked in" or "proactive" for a while, but it really does save a lot of space.

You are not helping.

TM

bold_n_brazen

06-29-2010 12:47 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 427354)

You are not helping.

TM

Perhaps he's not been properly incentivized.

Hank Chinaski

06-29-2010 12:49 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by Cletus Miller (Post 427338)

Have you checked with Adder? Hank can't call Adder dumbest whenever the unicorn is here.

actually I feel uncomfortable running someone off without notbob being here to make the case for leaving em alone. it's like a gideon right, sort of?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

06-29-2010 01:01 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

06-29-2010 01:01 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 427335)

He said she might currently be a supermodel. How many non-hottie supermodels do you know? Are you sure about the supergenius thing? Maybe a typo?

I just looked her up. She's a real estate baron in NY and a part-time actress, with her own IMDB page. She is a facebook friend of my sisters. Shit. I hate the internet.

patentparanyc

06-29-2010 01:21 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 427358)

I just looked her up. She's a real estate baron in NY and a part-time actress, with her own IMDB page. She is a facebook friend of my sisters. Shit. I hate the internet.

ah, the ones that got away. I have an ex boyfriend from college that went to yale, interned for clinton, worked as consultant, went to hbs, organized a dot.com internet start up, raised capital for that, sold it, has his own m and consultancy. gah.

bold_n_brazen

06-29-2010 01:36 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by patentparanyc (Post 427359)

http://seeker401.files.wordpress.com...01/stfu_lg.gif

LessinSF

06-29-2010 02:07 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 427358)

I just looked her up. She's a real estate baron in NY and a part-time actress, with her own IMDB page. She is a facebook friend of my sisters. Shit. I hate the internet.

Why? One can learn about the upcoming future joy of salmon-flavored vodka.

Icky Thump

06-29-2010 02:10 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 427361)

Why? One can learn about the upcoming future joy of salmon-flavored vodka.

PM me when they sell pussy flavored vodka.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

06-29-2010 02:11 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 427361)

Why? One can learn about the upcoming future joy of salmon-flavored vodka.

You've been sleeping on the job not to have alerted us to Bakon vodka.

ABBAKiss

06-29-2010 02:24 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

I passed a "runner" once when I was walking in 5-inch wedges while pregnant and texting. I realize this post is out of context and way late, but I wanted to ass to the conversation for some reason known only to genius retarded unicorns.

sebastian_dangerfield

06-29-2010 02:31 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 427345)

I'd lionize you. But you'd have to write something really, really profound here.

ThurgreedMarshall

06-29-2010 02:37 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 427360)

http://seeker401.files.wordpress.com...01/stfu_lg.gif

Okay, can we, as a board, decide now how much more of this we're going to put up with before we collectively send the unicorn back to the Land of Fu? Seriously. One more day? End of the week?

TM

Atticus Grinch

06-29-2010 02:42 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 427367)

Okay, can we, as a board, decide now how much more of this we're going to put up with before we collectively send the unicorn back to the Land of Fu? Seriously. One more day? End of the week?

What's with this predilection for collectivism? We all have a Fu button and I for one have made my choice. If someone is still replying with quote in a week, so be it -- it will be a useful reminder of who is compulsive around here and who is not.

Hank Chinaski

06-29-2010 02:44 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 427367)

Okay, can we, as a board, decide now how much more of this we're going to put up with before we collectively send the unicorn back to the Land of Fu? Seriously. One more day? End of the week?

TM

I pledge a 1/2 New Years resolution (starting July 1). Anyone else?

LessinSF

06-29-2010 02:50 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 427363)

You've been sleeping on the job not to have alerted us to Bakon vodka.

I was too busy locating RT's flying car. The FAA has approved it. A little under $200K, and it gets 30 MPG.

Cletus Miller

06-29-2010 03:12 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 427370)

I was too busy locating RT's flying car. The FAA has approved it. A little under $200K, and it gets 30 MPG.

is that a blended mpg of city/highway/air?

ThurgreedMarshall

06-29-2010 03:23 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 427368)

Because retarded unicorns are funny things. Being retarded, they don't disappear until 3 weeks after the last time someone has spoken to them. If people think, "Wow! Look at this post. It's so magically stupid that I have to respond," others will too and it will never go away. Don't you remember what it took last time?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 427369)

I pledge a 1/2 New Years resolution (starting July 1). Anyone else?

I too shall make a Fu-pledge of July 1.

TM

LessinSF

06-29-2010 03:33 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cletus Miller (Post 427371)

is that a blended mpg of city/highway/air?

No. That's on the ground with the wings folded. I'm sure air (at 115 mph) is much worse.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

06-29-2010 03:34 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 427372)

I too shall make a Fu-pledge of July 1.

TM

The happiest Canada day ever!

LessinSF

06-29-2010 03:35 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

Flooding in Ireland:

https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&i....1&disp=emb&zw

notcasesensitive

06-29-2010 03:36 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 427362)

PM me when they sell pussy flavored vodka.

A friend sent us a picture of whipped cream flavored vodka that is catching on in Dallas. Whipped cream flavored vodka. Isn't the only good thing about whipped cream the fact that it is actually whipped cream??

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

06-29-2010 03:36 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

Quote:

Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 427370)

I was too busy locating RT's flying car. The FAA has approved it. A little under $200K, and it gets 30 MPG.

That's awesome. I wonder what takeoff speed is, and whether that 1/3 of a mile could be any old highway. Talk about a sweet way to outrun the fuzz.

bold_n_brazen

06-29-2010 03:42 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 427372)