FB haiKu
 

Excellent K, Ty.

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And another year goes by without my beloved Janson Text! And wither News Gothic! Why not Gill --- la belle dame sans serif? Oh, the humanity!

FB haiKu
 

aesthetically? What if the person looks better after the sex change?

P("you make one ugly woman, John, but Bill here is a babe")J

FB haiKu
 

once he had a dong
not, I am sure nine inch long
draw black jack, you stay

Surreal Life 2
 

See how unhappy he is since they took his bling away.

FB haiKu
 

Hank, please. For the love of Cthulhu, we've been over this, a Haiku is 5, 7, 5.

Signed,

your pal timmy



edited to add: I see you fixed your post. Good, Hank, good.

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Its stuff like this that keeps me coming back for more!

aV

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That's enough!

We need a sex poll.

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Thank you. Jesus, I feel like I stumbled into a Dungeons and Dragons tournament or something....

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Favorite time of day?

Midafternoon on a Sunday - after church, but before the big meal.

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Ooooh, that's hot.

I like in the middle of the night, when I'm barely awake, so I have the sensation of not being quite sure who it is.

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Please don't tell me it's the sermon that stokes you up.

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Freak.

It's a toss-up -- late night when we get home from dinner and stay up all night OR the hour before we're supposed to meet people downtown.

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In my defense, I didn't really think Watchtower's answer was hot.

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Good hymns and a hot choir leader. But I've learned to leave most of these things unsaid. (actually, it's more the fact that mid-afternoon is nice - when you get some time alone, the last bit of warm weather still lingering outside but all the nice fall smells coming in an open window, a light-breeze .... I threw the church stuff in to get a rise out of you guys).

I'm just trying to throw out a poll idea - feel free to suggest an alternative.

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You all promised me something about stuff staying at ACL. Was that just a ruse to get me to attend?

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It's a good poll. Calm down.

Confidential to St. F the B
 

Shhhhhhhhh . . . . we told you what happens at ACL stays at ACL!

banalopalooza
 

We need to replace that. Not that it isn't fine, but it's not a keeper.

Confidential to St. F the B
 

You are very inconsistent. Did you hit your head over the weekend?

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I'm calm. Filled out my earlier answer more, too (see above). But waiting for your poll answer if it's a good poll...

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Have they also changed their minds as to the proper construction of the possessive "shuttle's loss"?

Confidential to St. F the B
 

Fascinating, I was about to ask you the same question. Are you feeling okay today?

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I thought the Received Word (or whatever that phrase is) was that I never have sex?

Confidential to St. F the B
 

I did hit my head over the weekend. But not really very hard so it shouldn't be that.

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Please do not tell me that you have become a Witness before I have.

I am afraid you will have to give up this "saint" stuff, and not just sex.

Confidential to St. F the B
 

Shhhhhhhh . . . you'll wake up RP!

sex poll
 

My answer is Saturday morning (or afternoon, if it was a long night), during and after the shower. Typically creating a need for a second shower.

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A two-parter, consisting of (1) early in the day, with the earth moving for her (at least I *think* it moves, but thanks to the FB, I now always wonder a bit -- damn you all!) but not for me; followed by (b) when we get home from an evening out, with earth movement for both parties.

An-tic-i-pa-tion.

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You clearly have way too much time on your hands. Go find a partner and beg for work before it's too late.

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Morning. Wake me with a blow job morning sex. Definitely.

Tax(I'll even cook breakfast)wonk

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And why did punch hole change to "gaping" hole?

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The NYT's editors can read the FB too.

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Wrong board, Timmy.

pretermitted(AG, you are, truly, a font of knowledge.)child

Confidential to Paigow
 

If you're still thinking of moving here are the numbers.

SAN FRANCISCO, Oct. 21 — Go West young woman, especially if you’re single and looking for love. And if you’re serious about seeking a male mate, go to Orange County or Silicon Valley — two areas with cities where, in an unusual twist, single men outnumber single women.
NATIONWIDE, there are millions more women than men who have never married, or have divorced or been widowed, the Census Bureau reports.
That held for most of California, where there were 6.1 million single women and 5.6 million single men, according to Census 2000. But California’s ratio of 92 single men to every 100 single women was closer to parity than the national average of 86 single men for every 100 single women.
And California had half of the nation’s top 10 places with more than 100,000 people where single men outnumbered single women, according to the census.
Topping California’s list was Sunnyvale, where the census reported 113 men for every 100 women. But in this suburb noted for male-heavy technology firms, dating can fall victim to a culture where working into the night may be favored over a night on the make.
Even eligible men who hit Sunnyvale bars face problems.
“I’ve almost given up in Sunnyvale, and I can’t get anyone to even come down and visit me here anymore,” said Jim Oddson, 28, a telephone line repairman who one night took out-of-town friends to three local bars but found not a single woman — single or otherwise.
Two other places among the national top-10 were around Las Vegas, including the unincorporated area of Paradise, which might seem more like purgatory for men on the prowl. With 118 single men for every 100 single women, it had the greatest gap in the United States.

Disclaimer...most of they guys of whom they speak are probably unemployed tech geeks who have never had a date.

http://www.msnbc.com/news/982990.asp?0cv=CB20

sex poll
 

Didn't your parents ever tell you it isn't nice to post about the sex you are enjoying when not everyone (well, Lester) doesnt have any of his own? Wacking to the euros doesn't count.

Oy Friggin Vey
 

1. Vulcan is insufficiently developed to be properly considered a language. I think you mean Klingon. I will have you know that my spelling Klingon is bad, too, though my pronunciation is OK.

2: I do not spell anything in Elvish, correctly or otherwise. I know nothing about it. Either of them.

3. When have I ever misspelled calendar?

xxoo

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After work, before dinner.

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So we have Sunday afternoon, Saturday morning, middle of the night, after work but before dinner, first thing in the morning, after getting home from an evening out ....

How in this world do any of us find compatible partners, since no one has the same favorite time?

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Who said anything about partners?