Re: A Sad Day
 

Now that you have violated my sheep's honor by posting her picture on the internet, I will have to stone her to death for cyber-adultery. I hope you're happy.

Re: A Sad Day
 

Careful when you do -- it looks like the stones could ricochet back off her hide.

Re: A Sad Day
 

I say he should throw caution to the winds. You can't half-ass a stoning.

(That'd be called "bocce," or maybe "curling.")

CDF

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Yeah, like you didn't watch those Dugler douchetards either.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Nope. Not them either. My reality TV addiction doesn't run to mass numbers of kids.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

i hear ANTM is running an "under 5' 7"" cycle. i think it nice they've finally come honest with the girls that there is no career to come from the show, i mean, they are acknowledging it right?

A New One On Me
 

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ANTM: Midget Edition
 

Now this is one of my reality TV shows. The prize includes a contract with a modeling agency that accepts shorter models. And the intro mentioned that Kate Moss and another supermodel are only 5'7". Anyone who thinks they're going to become a supermodel from being on the show is major clueless.

The truth is that any of those girls would be thrilled to get steady work modelling for the Sears catalog or the K-Mart ad insert.

It was a close call. There was one contestant in the final 14 I thought would be a continuing embarrassment. Amber was "exuberant" to the point of looniness about how much she loves Jesus and wanted to be on the show to help people. I'm not sure how her presence on the show or as a model was going to help people but she was fairly certain on that point.

But when they got to the 2nd hour it was revealed she had left the show "for personal reasons."

Re: ANTM: Midget Edition
 

there's a cruelty to the show- like last cycle there was a young woman who had major body scarring- she overcame her insecurities and made the cut- as if she had a chance of winning, you know? then they keep her around for weeks and they keep telling her that her weight is a real problem. NWTF?

Re: A Sad Day
 

Usually that's just a a sign of good rhythm. However, rough sex like that can lead to a split vag:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zwv4BIDmEe...ebookfail2.jpg

Re: A Sad Day
 

I'm hesitant to click on this link.

CDF

Re: ANTM: Midget Edition
 

Isn't there a real cruelty to almost all reality TV?

Re: A Sad Day
 

Isn't there a "facebook fail" picture? I see one.

Re: ANTM: Midget Edition
 

other than the midget family i can't think of any as mean as giving the scarred girl a second complex.

Re: ANTM: Midget Edition
 

I don't think there's any reasonable possibility that those "personal reasons" did not include a stay in a psychiatric facility.

tm

Re: A New One On Me
 

It's only one step down from written Basque.

CDF

Re: ANTM: Midget Edition
 

She'd only get a complex if she read the Survivor Sucks posts calling her the Brave Little Toasty.

Re: ANTM: Midget Edition
 

I was thinking that might be the case.

Re: ANTM: Midget Edition
 

Meh. It was clearly all an act to get attention. Maybe she wasn't sure she could pull off that personality 24/7.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

atticus, where did the 7 day week come from, and why is it used everywhere? surely some peoples had no weeks, or 10 days weeks at first, right?

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Lunar cycles, sure, but I think you have the fevered brains behind Genesis to blame for the seven day week.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

okay, but it's across the world, isn't it?

Self-tanner report
 

My face is not as dark as the normally tanned parts of me. Otoh, mypalms are normal. If my face weren't what I consider pale, I'd say success. Maybe someone who has seen me or pics can opine on face.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Now, yeah. But I have no idea whether much of the world had a 7-day week before Imperialism. I suspect not. I suspect it is the White Christian Man's fault.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Jim Tressel needs to be fired. I blame him for this hangover. If he'd done the honorable thing and lost big early (because you just know the motherfucker can't win a big game to save his life, even when he's beating the shit out of the other team 80% of the game), I'd have turned the fucking game off and never drunk as much as I did.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Yes, but God created the whole world, didn't she?

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

If I wanted to try the gingery alcohol stuff, what would I mix it with? Not a time for joking, it is not.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

straight, shit is nasty but you ain't fixing that. straight.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

And how does one drink creme de menthe?

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

not within a few days of drinking ginger brandy?

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

With Brandy. It's called a Stinger. Very sophisticated Mad Mannish type drink. Start out with more brandy and less creme de menthe, and add c d'm to taste.

Sort of like a mint julep but without the horses.

Maybe try it with ginger brandy?

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Is Archer Farms Target's house brand? If not where do I get it?

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Yes, it is their house brand.

As for Creme de Menthe, I prefer it over ice cream or blended into milkshakes.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Grassy ass

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

I think it's probably best on a toothbrush.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Creme de menthe or archer farms or ass grass?

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Ginger ale?

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Out of desperation?

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Should I save them both for cooking?