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ThurgreedMarshall 12-08-2005 03:13 PM
A creative attempt to secure Rose Bowl tickets
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
She should be asking for Grey Cup tickets, 'cause she's got the CFL-style extra large end zone.
Did you just want to post this joke or do you really think she has a big ass?

TM

Hank Chinaski 12-08-2005 03:19 PM
Who are we?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I always thought it was to draw attention away from the scars.
No. Before the necklace worked it's poetry on us she didn't have scars. The scars came later, when Thurgreed stopped cutting his nails because he thought it would help him get rebounds.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 12-08-2005 03:20 PM
Oakland booty
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Did you just want to post this joke or do you really think she has a big ass?

TM
Translation: I want 'em real thick and juicy, so find that juicey double.

str8outavannuys 12-08-2005 03:42 PM
A creative attempt to secure Rose Bowl tickets
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Okay, it's not the smallest ass I've seen, but if you are seriously calling this one extra-large, your perspective is about as warped as a 13 year old anorexic's.
Well, she clearly thinks of herself as a hottie, the use of whose body would be a fair exchange for Rose Bowl tickets. It was in that context that my comment was made.

str8outavannuys 12-08-2005 03:43 PM
Last Call For Alcohol
 
So let's say it was your last day on the job as an in-house attorney at a major motion picture studio.

What would you steal?

ThurgreedMarshall 12-08-2005 03:46 PM
Last Call For Alcohol
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
So let's say it was your last day on the job as an in-house attorney at a major motion picture studio.

What would you steal?
Office furniture.

TM

Replaced_Texan 12-08-2005 03:46 PM
Last Call For Alcohol
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
So let's say it was your last day on the job as an in-house attorney at a major motion picture studio.

What would you steal?
Rights?

Not Bob 12-08-2005 03:47 PM
Last Call For Alcohol
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
So let's say it was your last day on the job as an in-house attorney at a major motion picture studio.

What would you steal?
An Oscar statuette. A framed "Howard the Duck" advertising poster. Indiana Jones's leather jacket. The Maltese Falcon.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-08-2005 03:56 PM
Last Call For Alcohol
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
So let's say it was your last day on the job as an in-house attorney at a major motion picture studio.

What would you steal?
Vincent Gallo's sperm.

robustpuppy 12-08-2005 04:00 PM
Last Call For Alcohol
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
So let's say it was your last day on the job as an in-house attorney at a major motion picture studio.

What would you steal?
The W from your keyboard.

baltassoc 12-08-2005 04:06 PM
Last Call For Alcohol
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
So let's say it was your last day on the job as an in-house attorney at a major motion picture studio.

What would you steal?
The fractions of a cent rounded off from everyone's paycheck?

Celebrity phone numbers? (Only half kidding - seriously, grab your boss's rolodex.)

Gattigap 12-08-2005 04:17 PM
Last Call For Alcohol
 
Quote:
Originally posted by baltassoc
The fractions of a cent rounded off from everyone's paycheck?
Indeed. Where do all those half-cents go?

http://www.louhirsch.com/RichardPryorcrunched3.jpg

Mr. Man 12-08-2005 04:21 PM
Last Call For Alcohol
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
An Oscar statuette. A framed "Howard the Duck" advertising poster. Indiana Jones's leather jacket. The Maltese Falcon.
A Howard the Duck poster would be awesome. One of the most overlooked gems in all of movie-dom. Also, Some Kind of Wonderful and Casual Sex? (especially the Vin Man) were overlooked. Of course, those were released during the height of my Lea Thompson phase.

baltassoc 12-08-2005 04:29 PM
Last Call For Alcohol
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
Indeed. Where do all those half-cents go?

http://www.louhirsch.com/RichardPryorcrunched3.jpg
Ohhh. So close and yet so far. Only indirectly alluding to Superman III.

I was thinking more of these guys:


http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.0...on/bolton5.jpg

Jack Manfred 12-08-2005 04:29 PM
Last Call For Alcohol
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
So let's say it was your last day on the job as an in-house attorney at a major motion picture studio.

What would you steal?
The hot interns


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