Natural red-head, no?

It's more like a treacly, undigestible version of the chinese classic, kung pao.

"Whiff!

Only pasty white.

Like Lucy.

On your pasty white ass
 

I'll take your word for it.

On your pasty white ass
 

thanks for having my back.

My safety net is a natural red head. When he takes off his shirt at the beach, and doesn't use sunblock every eight minutes, he goes from a fishunderbelly-white with hints of blue from his veins, to the pink of a fine rare roast beef. Throw in some humoungous brown freckles, and thats your natural redhead.

Not a good look.

Oh, and Wonk, Pingpow i s actually a very fine Chinese beer. Not found natively in the frats of Maryland or at WaWas.

And Jack Manfred, I was waiting for someone to make that correction. I oudlnt remember the name of Singled OUt, but good lord, if that didnt establish JennyMcCarthy as the most annoying woman to ever go on telelvisoin. JLH aint in the same league.

Two more thoughts. From catching the US Open, I saw some promos for a sure fire hit JLH vehicle called "The Ghost WHisperer". Mon Dieu! Whose idea was this?

And Julie Chen is so botoxed that she can barely move her mouth. I have never really noticed the mask effect of too many injections, but she is downright freaky looking. How old is that woman? I thought asian ladies didnt show their age til the hit sixty.

By safety net you mean your dad, but without making spanky ignore the post?

For the southern version of Salami, Spittles and Whiff
 

Spank

I donated to this org. I think you should too, since you profess a care for homeless kitties and doggies.

LTL said she would donate and we all want to be like herl Having noirish sex with 23 yos.

www.noahswish.org

Burnt Out
 

I survived. It was almost indescribably surreal. Part stupification at the incredible time and money people spent to build (And haul out to buttfuck nowhere, Nevada) art installations, art cars , camps, equipment, stages, etc. Part adult playground where anything goes on or in your body. Part dress-up, part dress down. Part grody and disgusting - the omnipresent dust, nekkid people who should be nekkid, porta potties, sun showers, etc.. Part way, way, way too much techno music. And part hippie dippie stoner bullshit about participating, giving, loving, getting out of your corporate mindset, changing my life, communing, and "having a good burn, man."

I'm glad I went, but I don't know whether I will return next year. If I do go, I want an RV, less fat and/or less naked campmates, more interesting campmates, and a camp theme that involves a bar giving away gin and tonics to hot chicks.

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More Burnt Out
 

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Even More Burnt Out
 

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Burnt Out
 

Any naked pics for the adult board?

Also, is that you in the sailor cap in that one shot?

You have a safety net? Why do you need a safety net?

And Julie Chen is 60. The botox makes her look 40.