Better, Stronger, Faster
 

Since you'll already be lying, why not add that you will be just thrilled to switch upon gaining said employment.

Better, Stronger, Faster
 

I would simply point out that, by looking through alt.free.servers periodically, one can line up a bunch of open hacks to ISP's and never have to pay a dime, and, heck, "wouldn't such attention to costs be a great attribute in a new employee?"

Well, unless you really wanted to work there, I guess.

Traditional heterosexual acts
 

Only a lawyer would read a book with the belief that all the bad parts are entirely true, but the rest is utterly false. But it takes a special kind of idiot to say that the parts that he actually believes are proof that the balance is false.

Either believe or disbelieve. It will surprise you to learn that I don't particularly care which one you settle on; consistency is all I ask. For the rest, you'll have to debate with someone who believes the Qur'an is true, as I cannot provide that service, and never could.

Better, Stronger, Faster
 

AOL can book such a statement as 45,000 new subscribers.

Traditional heterosexual acts
 

He did give a partial list in making his original gaffe, in which he equated homosexuality with, among other things, bestiality, necrophilia, and incest

Testing or I thought Thurgreed looked very handsome on his special day
 

Sheeyit. I wish I looked that good.

TM

AI Album
 

Have you checked out what they're releasing for this season?

Here's the play list:


1. God Bless the USA - American Idol 10 Finalists Season 2
2. What The World Needs Now - American Idol 10 Finalists Season 2
3. Superstar - Ruben Studdard
4. On The Wings of Love - Clay Aiken
5. At Last - Julia DeMato
6. Three Times A Lady - Joshua Gracin
7. Let's Stay Together - Trenyce
8. Back at One - Rickey Smith
9. Killing Me Softly With His Song - Kimberly Caldwell
10. Open Arms - Corey Clark
11. How Do I Live - Carmen Rasmussen
12. Over The Rainbow - Kimberley Locke
13. Overjoyed - American Idol 10 Finalists Season 2


Can you imagine paying to hear Josh sing 3 times a lady or Julia sing anything? Or to have Kim C kill you painfully with her song? There are only about 3 songs on there I would want to hear and they aren't over the rainbow or Corey the abuser.

I think I'll wait for Ruben's album and Clay's original cast recording.

Traditional heterosexual acts
 

The fact that are several million lunatics - who would love to see the death of both you and me - believe it to be true is more than enough for me.

not7yS

Traditional heterosexual acts
 

We don't hold the depraved actions of the Manson gang against The Beatles. At least, I don't.

(spree: Cecil Adams)

http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/rauk/lie1.gif

AI Album
 

Kill me now. Don't we have a vomit smilie?

AM(let me out of this elevator to hell)M

AI Album
 

I notice Charles and Victoria did not make the album.

The Rickey song I do not remember him singing on the show. He always reminded me of Brian, so I am sure he has done that well.

I was surprised to see that Kelly's album debuted at #1 with 300,000 copies sold. It has gotten very good reviews, if little airplay (the single was released only two weeks ago). It was important that the album debut at #1, but I am sure at least 100,000 of those albums were legitmate sales. I am impressed with her sales, and it will be interesting how it holds up over the next 6 weeks.

hello?
 

slave: "The fact that are several million lunatics - who would love to see the death of both you and me - believe it to be true is more than enough for me."

Wasn't it you who was bitching about keeping this stuff on politics? Take your own advice.

TM

AI Album
 

First of all, Ruben sucks. I don't know what it is with you people that you like him so much - perhaps he is fat and jolly and makes you smile. He is always off key and his reworkings of songs are awful. To think he is near the top of this lot, well, speaks volumes about this lot.

I think Clay could have a long career doing caberet as a drag queen, but most drag queens don't have ears like Dumbo.

Josh is lucky he isn't Iraq right now - like Niedermayer, I imagine he'd be shot by his own unit.

Carmen is like a joke act on the Gong Show.

I still think Caldwell is the most marketable of the lot. Her voice was boring, but who cares.

not(watching another episode of this tripe, even if it means I miss 24)7yS

Traditional heterosexual acts
 

You know, he said that the reason he's so upset about the acts is that they destroy the American Family. I'd say that incest probably brings the family closer together.

In my particular family, it's my 18 year old cousin's knocking up his 16 year old girlfriend that's more likely to destroy the family than my brother's banging his boyfriend.

AI Album
 

You should edit that to post a warning. it was like a bad trip down memory lane. especailly that first song wihch i finally got out of my head afte not being able to dislodge it for two days.

hello?
 

Don't blame me for starting the Santorum thread and subsequent Christian bashing.

not7yS

Lets talk about sex baby
 

I think we should go back to talking about sexual positions.

Like in the Kama Sutra. Some of those positions look pretty near impossible. How flexible would you have to be?

Daaamn.


Hey, I found an illustrated guide! http://www.kamasutrafree.com/

(It's an illustrated guide to the kama sutra, what do you think it contains. That's right STICK FIGURES)

hello?
 

Was someone bashing Christians? I saw a lot of bashing of ignorant bigots, but didn't notice any bashing of people for being Christians.

Lets talk about sex baby
 

Of those listed, I am a particular fan of this one: http://www.kamasutrafree.com/varyawkamsut.html

hello?
 

I believe it was mostly just moron-bashing.

And BTW, if Santorum's so virtuous, how come he's spending all this time yapping about bestiality incest and necrophilia anyway? Shouldn't he be droning on about the nobility of chastity and sex-only-for-procreation instead?

Lets talk about sex baby
 

That looks like a good one.

Do you think there is a lesbian kama sutra? I would like to learn about new, and unique sexual positions too.

Lets talk about sex baby
 

If there isn't, you probably should do the appropriate research and write one.

hello?
 

Oh. So repeated attacks on individuals espousing tenets at the center of the Christian faith and calling them ignorant bigots isn't bashing?

Hell - call the Pope a "stupid old fucker" while you're at it - because he won't tell you contrary to Santorum.

not7y(the Christian Crusader)S

Lets talk about sex baby
 

Now THAT is a good idea.

I shall have to begin my research post haste.

Lets talk about sex baby
 

You should remember to request research assistants for your tasks.

hello?
 

1. Honor thy mother and father
2. Thou shalt not murder
3. No buttfucking (even if you're married and of opposite sexes)
. . .

Lets talk about sex baby
 

Right, what time should I come over?

hello?
 

Didn't the Pope say that sex is only for procreation? Wouldn't that make nonprocreative sex a no-no, at least for Catholics?

hello?
 

But the "love thy neighbor as thyself" rule makes handjobs practically mandatory.

hello?
 

That's "stupid old misogynist fucker," Crusader.

p(no sympathy for religions where only guys get to interpret God--women always get screwed)j

hello?
 

You sound more and more like a lunatic every day. Did paigow give you the wackadoo equivalent of SARS?

TM

Reality TV Gets Even Worse
 

OJ gets his own show:

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...son/index.html

I'm flabbergasted.

hello?
 

Nope, also a sin (see "Onanism"). Monty Python put the Church's position on sex to song in "The Meaning of Life."

Every sperm is sacred/every sperm is great/when a sperm is wasted/God gets quite irate.

Seriously, the ability of Catholics to selectively ignore Church teachings and doctrine to fit their own thoughts is amazing. Liberals focus on the anti-death penalty, anti-war, and anti-capitalist economic and social justice teachings. They ignore the no contraceptives (let's not even mention abortion), no divorce, no fertility treatments, no gay sex, no unmarried sex stuff. Conservatives do the exact opposite, of course. Their "Choose Life" bumper stickers are not refering to the "central message of their faith" as applied to capital punishment or euthanasia.

Reverend Greenspan
 

Probably can apply that to any of the Big monotheisitic 3.

Why I don't consider myself a member of any religion, save perhaps the "Church of the Repeal of the Corporate Dividend Tax"

not7yS

Lets talk about sex baby
 

Ok, if only to let me boast for a minute.

I recently returned from a place where I took strenuous yoga classes for at least 3 hours a day from a Buddist monk (who was incredibly hot, btw). And now (if sufficiently warmed up) I can put my legs behind my head.

Woo hoo!!

A(m) I (Late to the Party) Review
 

Usually I watch this with the fish-stick, but since she is away from home, Mrs. Fish stayed up and we watched - a few comments:

Josh - fucking terrible - definitely bottom 3 tonight. When he sings country, he is a passable country singer. As I have said before, most of the country vocalists I've heard would have problems in another genre. Mrs. Fish's comment: "He must have had to jump off the edge of the bed to get into his pants."

Carmen - still the worst performance of the night, even as bad as Josh was. She looks like she's been awaiting the hangman the last few shows. I think now that the rest of the lesser singers are gone, with the exception of Josh, she's got to go. Pleeeeease. She's GOT to go. I'm thinking the sandman will be coming with the hook tonight because if you noticed, the definitely had the most tepid audience reaction last night.

Trenyce - decent job. I have to agree not in the same class as Ruben and Clay, but okay. She should hang on. Might be in the bottom three, if Kim L. isn't. Tough call.

Kim L. - She has gotten better over the last few shows. I think she started off a little shaky, but finished strong. I think her performance was better than T's last night and the judges are lining up behind her, and I'm guessing the voters will be influenced by that. Will probably stay out of the bottom three b/c of it.

Clay - he sounded great and was somewhat less disturbing to look at. I thought this was the best performance of the night. I don't particularly like all of the ballad stuff he does, but he has a great voice. By the way, I think he must read the boards, because his "Thank you's" were audible. Barely audible, but audible. I agree with Simon -- he'll make a great living in musical theater.

Ruben - The judges fawned over him because he (finally) showed off his upper register. Call me crazy, but I wasn't all that impressed with his upper register, but because some of you on the board said he was sick, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. Ruben at less than 100% is better than all of the others with the exception of Clay.

Randy Jackson must read the boards, too. After I called pussy-boy out on these boards last week, he finally looked like he pulled the gloves off with regard to a couple of the performances, and didn't let Simon do his dirty work for him. He's off the hook, for now, but I'll be watching him closely.

spookyfish

Reverend Greenspan
 

I do actually. But I find that "do unto others" pretty much covers everything anyway (except perhaps when it comes to one's enemies).

p(worships dogs)j

hello?
 

This isn't isolated to Catholics, nor Christianity as a whole. In all the majors, people are picking and choosing what they will and will not do like its some $9.99 Vegas buffet.

Look at the Shi'ites right now bleeding all over themselves on this pilgrimage in Iraq and calling for the death of the Sunnis. Not true followers of Islam, they say.

Or the Hasidim on 47th Street who look askance at the non-Orthodox and not properly following the law.

Or the Santorums and Falwells of the world - who serve to inflame 1/3 of the country with their unnecessary and usually inappropriate "holier than thou" rhetoric.

Or the Episcopalian, who totally ignore parts of the text to be more inclusive, suggesting nobility and community is more important than mere words.

But to call one group stupid and not the other is somewhat absurd. They're all fooling themselves into believing "their way" is better than the other. If your gonna bash them, bash them all equally.

not7y(SD is right - religion is stupid)S

hello?
 

Oh, this was good.

Lets talk about sex baby
 

That's no big deal. I could put your legs behind my head WITHOUT that class.