Not in quite some time. I see Less as more of the O face guy trying to make it with the chick from logistics but thats the wrong flick.

I still don't recognize the avator. At first I thought it might be Cameron Diaz from Charlies Angels (when she dressed up as man) but I don't think so.

Kids In The Hall character. But I understand the comedy genre is not your thing.

Actually, it was Cameron Diaz from Charlies Angels (when she dressed up as man). That was awesome.

It also alludes to a certain board mushroom.

Oh and I think you two should just fuck and get it over with. Maybe on your chaise lounge?

When we were kids LessinSF had this problem of always speaking the truth. Many of the adults around us, especially the ignorant ones, found this disconcerting. Over the years I convinced him to be less honest. It stuck for a while but he keeps slipping back into his old habits. The irony is that everyone always thought I was the nice young man. Just shows you how much this society values truth.

Mushroom? What is that again?

And no I would prefer not hear about the chain saw.

Are you sure the parents weren't just horrified by all the spittle wads trapped in his retainer?

I'm afraid I could never allow him into my apartment. What with the way he attracts rodents and the like. I do have my standards.

When we were about twelve we were eating dinner at one of my father's law partner's house. He was also the father of one of our other friends. This man was very unpleasant. At one time he was the editor of the Stanford Law Review. He was mouthing off about how judges should ignore the law and just rule the way they think is right (he was a big believer in Judicial activitism). LessinSF said that was one of the most ignorant things he had ever heard anyone ever say (and then explained why). I don't think anyone had ever talked to this pompous ass like that before. I had certainly never talked to an adult like that. I was very impressed. I think he was also wearing an AC/DC T-Shirt.

No, its because I am a nomadic junkie wandering through life with no particular direction other than satisfying myself.

ETA: and I speak foul truths better than Sebby.

1) I like how you use Less's formal fake name. Is that to connote respect?

2) I can't find the mushroom post, but I direct you to read the FB. Its almost as good as this board.

3) You have more bizarre capitalization tendencies than I. I did not think it possible.

4) I am picturins young Less with scawny little arms, spinach caught in his braces, huge zits with the food flying in all directions. Clearly this man inspired LessinSf to be the windbag he is today. Please thank him for me.

I have known the guy almost thirty years and I never can understand his posts.

OK, spill. Which one of you got laid first? Not who claimed to get laid first, but who acutally got laid first?

Ah, grasshoppa. You have learned well. Soon, you will be ready to leave this place.


I'm so proud. Our formerly fresh-faced newbie has found his nasty side.

I'm still a virgin.