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Sidd Finch 02-27-2013 10:04 AM
Re: Top 20
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 477253)
So masturbation is part of your trial prep? Remember, Adder looks up to you for guidance.
It focuses the mind, and makes me a little less ornery, which is good because I've been told that I can come off a little mean at trial. Although, the trial is in New Yawk and I'm assuming the jury pool isn't quite as wussy as I'm used to.

Tyrone Slothrop 02-27-2013 01:35 PM
Re: Do I dare to eat a peach?
 
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Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 477189)
Interesting follow up from AmLaw's Careerist blog: sounds like the guy decided that he wanted to hear the mermaids singing each to each and to know that they were singing for him. http://thecareerist.typepad.com/thec...ers-first.html
Thank you for sourcing that for me.

Icky Thump 02-27-2013 03:50 PM
Another benefit of being a plaintiff's lawyer
 
laughing so hard at the stupid things your coworkers do you pull a Freddy Rumsen.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 02-27-2013 04:13 PM
Re: Top 20
 
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 477255)
It focuses the mind, and makes me a little less ornery, ....
Man, someone send Scalia a fleshlight.

Hank Chinaski 02-27-2013 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 477255)
It focuses the mind, and makes me a little less ornery, which is good because I've been told that I can come off a little mean at trial. Although, the trial is in New Yawk and I'm assuming the jury pool isn't quite as wussy as I'm used to.
Damn, what if you get someone like Thurgreed and someone like NotBob?

ThurgreedMarshall 02-27-2013 06:29 PM
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Tyrone Slothrop 02-27-2013 07:29 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Does anyone pay attention to the "Skills" listed under LinkedIn profiles? The affirmations from connections, while nice to receive, seem objectively useless.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 02-27-2013 07:38 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 477271)
Does anyone pay attention to the "Skills" listed under LinkedIn profiles? The affirmations from connections, while nice to receive, seem objectively useless.
Among all the people who have called to retain me after seeing my linkedin profile, not one has ever mentioned these.

J. Fred Muggs 02-27-2013 07:38 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 477271)
Does anyone pay attention to the "Skills" listed under LinkedIn profiles? The affirmations from connections, while nice to receive, seem objectively useless.
But you can make up your own skills:
  • lightsaber battles
  • Insufferably talking about spoken word short story events
  • Reliving past glory
  • Stalking seemingly uninterested girls

And then your friends can endorse you for them.

Flinty_McFlint 02-27-2013 07:54 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by J. Fred Muggs (Post 477273)
But you can make up your own skills:
  • lightsaber battles
  • Insufferably talking about spoken word short story events
  • Reliving past glory
  • Stalking seemingly uninterested girls

And then your friends can endorse you for them.
I told you about the lightsabers in confidence.

Hank Chinaski 02-27-2013 08:34 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 477272)
Among all the people who have called to retain me after seeing my linkedin profile, not one has ever mentioned these.
I keep getting affirmed for areas of the law I really don't practice, which I know is just a request for some log-rolling back. Come to think of it, no one ever seems to affirm me for what I do do.

Adder 02-28-2013 12:13 AM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 477271)
Does anyone pay attention to the "Skills" listed under LinkedIn profiles? The affirmations from connections, while nice to receive, seem objectively useless.
Or even damage when the endorser is a moron.

Hank Chinaski 02-28-2013 08:00 AM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by adder (Post 477279)
or even damage when the endorser is a moron.
:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 02-28-2013 11:05 AM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 477277)
I keep getting affirmed for areas of the law I really don't practice, which I know is just a request for some log-rolling back. Come to think of it, no one ever seems to affirm me for what I do do.
I have tried to endorse you for "storytelling (aka, making shit up)" but it won't let me.

taxwonk 02-28-2013 11:59 AM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 477283)
I have tried to endorse you for "storytelling (aka, making shit up)" but it won't let me.
That's the built-in "Captain Obvious" filter.


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