Salon reads the FB
 

Too bad you didn't grab the domain name

Salon reads the FB
 

Please don't start.

Very cool

Just for Thurgreed
 

I think we have a new poster. Not From Fu. Just wanted to make sure that you got to see this.

Sushi Memo
 

Come off it. We both know I would have provided pin cites.

RIP Elliott Smith
 

Good Lord. That's tragic. He was truly talented. And using a knife?

For those more into music than movies, "Needle in the Hay" was the song played while Richie (Luke Wilson's character) attempted suicide in The Royal Tenenbaums.

For those who have never seen The Royal Tenenbaums, what the hell is wrong with you people?

Salon reads the FB
 

Quit eating those retard sandwiches.

Salon reads the FB
 

I can't play this game, because the last time I was in a courtroom was for jury duty. The time before that, I was getting sworn in as a lawyer (for those of you keeping score at home, that was last week.)

However, around my office, we play "what's the stupidest thing you've heard a client say".

I am currently in the lead with the following:

I receive a blue sky memo from outside counsel. I send it to the trading desk and highlight the selling restrictions (and what have you) in two states.

The dude on the desk thinks about this very carefully (obviously), and then responds, "I think our preference is to have no restrictions."

It took my last drop of energy not to bust out laughing -- I put the phone on mute, just to be on the safe side.

Salon reads the FB
 

Excuse me young man, what did I just say?

RIP Elliott Smith
 

That's an intense scene that has now taken on additional meaning.

reality tv
 

Anglosnatch = ????

Patch-rag = midwest newspaper that you use to wank to the eurotang?

Francofuck = when the girl just lies down and surrenders to you?

I just made these up.

At least I think I did.

Just for Coltrane
 

Ashley Judd's mother, Naomi, retired from touring in 1990 because of her Hep. C. diagnosis, and she is alive and well thirteen years later.

Invent this!
 

I thought I (or my infamous Pornstarr sock-LOL!!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ) invented the term "double-wide ass", but a google search indicates that as early as 1998 (which predates Pornstarr by 2 years) it was in use as part of a phunnie list of rejected Mother's Day cards that was probably circulated via email and that I probably unfortunately read and stored away in my subconcious.

The card in question was:

I got my dad's eyes, and my grandma's class,
But thanks to YOU, Mom, I've a double-wide ass.

Notwithstanding all that nonsense, I will claim credit for the earliest publication of an association of the word "double-wide ass" with Hillary's backside (or front side for that matter).

One more point to note, the first listing that google comes up with for "double-wide ass" is a rather explicit porn site, thus explaining my late entry into this thread.

Just for thurgreed
 

More from Not From Fu. LOL!!!

reality tv
 

I like Anglosnatch and Patch-rag. Francofuck is too Spaghettios-ish (a word I have coined and expect to be widely used).

Just for thurgreed
 

How are you posting stuff from your IL?

Salon reads the FB
 

Vin Diesel works for your company?

F Canada and the Horse it Rode In On
 

I can't believe that the assertion that Canadians invented Oral Sex went unchallenged.

Cite, please?

F Canada and the Horse it Rode In On
 

It's an ancient cure for frostbite, brought to this country by way of the Boy Scouts. Q.E.D.

Just for thurgreed
 

PP who peed in your cornflakes?

Not Bitter, or Rainy Nights In Miami Always Get Me Down
 

This one was written by my brother and I circa 1993:

Thought there was a roof
Why then are we getting wet?
It's raining in french.

Salon reads the FB
 

To be honest and fair and balanced, I have to side with Paigs here. To the best of my recollection, she did invent the terms in question. IN fact, it was the same night that we jointly invented the mojito.

I know that there will be naysayers, but if you don't believe me, I think that Argus and Comma Chaser were also there and can corroborate.

Salon reads the FB
 

For the love of Allah, Paigow, give up this fight already.

You lost, and your further protestations are making you look like nothing other than a loon.

Not Bitter, or Rainy Nights In Miami Always Get Me Down
 

don't you mean "and myself"?

All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance

Just for thurgreed
 

She's just using you to distract Thurgreed from his dissection of her posts.

This was much more clever in my head until I realized I have no idea what the cape a bullfighter uses to distract a charging bull from his own ass is called.

reality tv
 

Aussie Kissing?

Like French kissing but down under. Not mine.

Salon reads the FB
 

I heard this through a colleague, and it may be apocryphal, but:

"If I disclose that, no one will buy the stock."

Salon reads the FB
 

The turn of that phrase sounds familiar, who invented that?

Why Michele Tafoya Should Replace Lisa G.
 

If the fans get unruly, she'll just throw beer at them!

http://www.startribune.com/stories/464/4156748.html

Why Michele Tafoya Should Replace Lisa G.
 

I know this is some sort of Minnesota slang, but what does this mean?

"I was not drinking," Tafoya, who still lives in the metro, told me Tuesday.

She lives in the metro? Is that a bus?

Salon reads the FB
 

It is apocryphal. I've heard it attributed to several clients in several cities over the years.

Why Michele Tafoya Should Replace Lisa G.
 

Classique!

heinz
 

BPOTD so far, if you're keeping score at home.

Why Michele Tafoya Should Replace Lisa G.
 

I don't live there, but I would venture that b/c Minneapolis/St.Paul are located so close together that the metro refers to both cities and their surrounding suburbs.

Minnesotans feel free to correct me.

Where the fuck is Bilmore when he's actually needed.

Salon reads the FB
 

Like so many other words, you don't understand the application of "whiff." So stop using it.

Good one. You can't come up with anything that makes sense, so you repeat my post word-for-word.

You are incapable of substantive debate because you can only argue in your crazy-as-a-loon subjective little world, where it is obvious to you (and only you) that what is happening in your head is happening for the rest of the world. That's why I gave the argument up, assface.

TM

Salon reads the FB
 

Hey, I invented the word assface.

Salon reads the FB
 

I know the guy who invented the phrase, "your ass your face, what's the difference?"

Salon reads the FB
 

That's derivative of "orange juice, orange soda, what's the difference" and therefore very 1996.

Thurgreed's mamma
 

ps: And I know the woman who inspired that phrase.