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Did you just call me Coltrane? 02-28-2013 12:57 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 477283)
I have tried to endorse you for "storytelling (aka, making shit up)" but it won't let me.
You can't create a skill? I'd like to endorse a connection for "Endorsing".

Not Bob 02-28-2013 01:31 PM
And yet you will weep and know why.
 
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 477258)
Thank you for sourcing that for me.
One could also go with "it is the blight man was born for" re the basis. And you are welcome; Not Bob & Associates, PLLC is a full-service firm.

Not Bob 02-28-2013 01:35 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by J. Fred Muggs (Post 477273)
But you can make up your own skills:
  • lightsaber battles
  • Insufferably talking about spoken word short story events
  • Reliving past glory
  • Stalking seemingly uninterested girls

And then your friends can endorse you for them.
I'm too paranoid that the bar will decide that they are improper advertising to allow then to show up on my profile.

Not Bob 02-28-2013 01:50 PM
Side by side on my keyboard, oh Lord, why can't we?
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 477262)
Damn, what if you get someone like Thurgreed and someone like NotBob?
I smell a hit! It could be a buddy comedy, right? Something like the Odd Couple plus 10 Speed and Brownshoe meets 48 Hours? In homage to Tracy Morgan, we can call it Black Juror/White Juror. Wacky hijinks ensue!

Not Bob 02-28-2013 01:56 PM
I was so much older then.
 
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Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 477295)
I smell a hit! It could be a buddy comedy, right? Something like the Odd Couple plus 10 Speed and Brownshoe meets 48 Hours? In homage to Tracy Morgan, we can call it Black Juror/White Juror. Wacky hijinks ensue!
Apropos of our tenth anniversary here, I think one of the great lost opportunities of my life was not seriously trying to get a reality show made starring TM and Fugee as roommates. That post of mine so deserved a Desiron bed. Alas.

Adder 02-28-2013 02:33 PM
Top Chef
 
Am I the only one who didn't like them turning the finale into Top Catering?

bold_n_brazen 02-28-2013 03:38 PM
Re: Top Chef
 
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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 477297)
Am I the only one who didn't like them turning the finale into Top Catering?
I believe the right question is are you the only one still watching this?

sebastian_dangerfield 02-28-2013 04:19 PM
Re: Top 20
 
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 477255)
It focuses the mind...
"Up... and now, down... Up, and down... and-- Oh, for fuck's sake. Okay. Start again. Up, and down, and-- Godammit! Am I palsied? Fucking concentrate."

sebastian_dangerfield 02-28-2013 04:27 PM
Re: Grow lights query
 
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 477242)
The plants you want to grow can get kind of tall, so if you're using hot lamps, you've got to check in on them periodically and make sure they haven't started to burn. That odor can bring the boys to the yard iykwimaikyd.
Meth lab? Or just maple syrup bootleggers?

sebastian_dangerfield 02-28-2013 04:29 PM
Re: Top 20
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 477253)
So masturbation is part of your trial prep? Remember, Adder looks up to you for guidance.
Count the number of things that wouldn't have been better without beforehand masturbation. Count the members of Lynrd Skynrd over the years. One of these numbers is bigger than the other.

____
* ETA: The awful tennis joke in there was accidental.

sebastian_dangerfield 02-28-2013 04:43 PM
Re: You may want to rethink this decision.
 
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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 477170)
I suddenly feel so much less stupid for all the horrible decisions I ever made.
If you're going to go full on stupid, ride that torpedo for all it's worth. Jumping off a bridge when there's a skyscraper next door shows a shameful lack of character.

sebastian_dangerfield 02-28-2013 04:58 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 477224)
Sebby, Sebby, Sebby....

You preach coherence out of the Vatican?

[Golf clap].
I think somebody needs to get Benedict on the sauce. Get him drinking enough to make comments to the press conflicting with the views of the new Pope and then, by canon law, he'd be an Antipope. (Look it up.) I don't know about you, but that sounds like the moment where the Church becomes entirely indistinguishable from a Monty Python skit.

(Then Berlusconi can declare the Vatican a failed state, forfeit its bank and elect himself Emperor of the Holy See.)

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 02-28-2013 05:36 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 477304)
I think somebody needs to get Benedict on the sauce. Get him drinking enough to make comments to the press conflicting with the views of the new Pope and then, by canon law, he'd be an Antipope. (Look it up.) I don't know about you, but that sounds like the moment where the Church becomes entirely indistinguishable from a Monty Python skit.

(Then Berlusconi can declare the Vatican a failed state, forfeit its bank and elect himself Emperor of the Holy See.)
I understand Scalia is an early favorite for Pope at Ladbrokes.

Tyrone Slothrop 02-28-2013 06:04 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 477305)
I understand Scalia is an early favorite for Pope at Ladbrokes.
He's neck and neck with Andrew Mason.

Hank Chinaski 02-28-2013 06:33 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
at the Perth zoo yesterday I saw a snake called the "Common Death Adder." Makes one fearful about what the exceptional death adder might bring.


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