Poll -- does your spouse/SO/ISO know about the FB?
 

You are my SP.

Poll -- does your spouse/SO/ISO know about the FB?
 

My husband knows all about the "lawyer board" but I don't know if I ever mentioned the FB by name. He's pretty supportive of it, even going along with my hosting a couple of brunches at the house and going out with GA groups now and then.

Poll -- does your spouse/SO/ISO know about the FB?
 

So, what you're saying is that if the catholic church made women priests, she'd fit right in with the buggerers?

Poll -- does your spouse/SO/ISO know about the FB?
 

So she is uncomfortable that a random stranger might ask on a message board if you are getting any, but she's totally cool about you posting about the talks y'all have with your priest about non-penile "genital self-discovery"?

Please, oh please, let today be one of the days that she drops by.

There's just no turning away, is there?
 

A clip for the MJ home movie shows PMJ the First saying "My name is Prince Michael Jackson and I love my Daddy."

This is like the "classy, intelligent, successful" thing that PP, DS, and all were discussing earlier today. Why in the world would you have to train your little kid to say that he loves you? It's not like he's a teenager -- he's still at the age where he should have demonstrable natural affection for his Dad.

What's next? "My name is Prince Michael Jackson and my Dad does not engage in genital self-discovery with me."

There's just no turning away, is there?
 

The whole thing with his kids just makes me ill. I saw pieces of the Martin docudrama and caught him parading his kids around in public with masks like everyday is Halloween or they are going on Mr. Personality. Does that alone not constitute child abuse? I can only imagine the repercussions on those kids' mental and emotional lives from a childhood of not allowing to show your fae in public. They'll probably end up having ten nosejobs, tattooing on eyeliner, getting cheekimplants and bleacking their skin. Sick. I have no idea why they havent been tekan away from him.

I mean, naming your kid "Prince" bc you are the King of Pop (or are in your mind) does not make you royalty. That alone should be proof that MJ is too delusional to be a proper parent., Are peole that delusional allowed to keep custody of theirkids in the real world?

There's just no turning away, is there?
 

I've still got mine, so the bar can't be THAT high.

Poll -- does your spouse/SO/ISO know about the FB?
 

The beneficial info is typically in the form of some random website link posting that was made here (eg. OddTodd, Emode quizzes, freaky stories about men having sex with goats, etc.). I think I mentioned the TM blowjob post to him as well. He likes the idea of me continuing my education on those sorts of fronts...

n(he's open-minded that way)cs

Poll -- does your spouse/SO/ISO know about the FB?
 

The str8 fiancee knows that I follow a lawyer message board that focuses on fashion and reality TV. She knows because some bits here are so good that I can't help but share them with her. Similarly I steal many of her observations here and pass them off as my own. I think she'd like this board, but she's got a bit of a "too cool for school" feeling about internet groups (the only ones she reads are the wedding ones, in the name of "research"). I don't think she'd be comfortable with the degree to which I lust after c2ed, RT, and GWNC.

By the way, I'm about ready to cut bait and run on the house. Thanks all for your good advice. On the other hand, if they chop $200K off the price . . .

naked Dixie Chicks
 

If you're a Dixie Chicks fan but you don't usually pick up Entertainment Weekly, this might be the week to check it out.

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/Mu...w.cover.ap.jpg

There's just no turning away, is there?
 

They've probably had work done already (which could explain the masks).

The name thing doesn't bother me too much. George Foreman didn't spend toom uch time pondering what to name his brood. Then again, he took a lot of blows to the head over the years so at least he has an excuse.

Speaking of the "does your SO know about the FB" Poll...
 

Mr. PJ just suggested I pass along a bit of a movie review from CNN re: the new Ed Burns/Dustin Hoffman flick "Confidential':

apparently Ed Burns "has the sex appeal of Al Gore."

I'm so proud. If I can get him to watch "Sorority Life" this week, I believe I'll have successfully brainwashed him.

Secretary
 

So upon advice of one of you (who was it) we saw Secretary. I don't recall ever seeing someone so thrilled about being told to eat mashed potatoes and four peas.

And it certainly gives "I didn't hurt you did I" a whole new meaning.


What a great movie (in a wonderfully perverse way)

naked Dixie Chicks
 

Seems we've now seen all there is to see in that issue.

naked Dixie Chicks
 

Each chick appears thinner in that picture than I remembered. Did they Winslet them down?

King of Schlock
 

I am at a loss how so many millions of people watch these shows.

It's crap. He's crap. They're crap.

Yikes.

naked Dixie Chicks
 

The sisters are rather skinny. Natalie Maines had a baby recently (sometime last year), so I have a hard time believing that is her body. But, then she's been on tour for a while, so who knows?

Regardless, it's a great cover.

Even(EW subscriber)Odds

naked Dixie Chicks
 

I wish someone could Winslet me down. All this eating healthy and working out stuff is beginning to get to me. Wendy's anyone?

Poll -- does your spouse/SO/ISO know about the FB?
 

What is this? Take your SO, sons and daughters to the FB day??? Boy would they learn something here....

The Bachelor
 

Well, Pretty Woman was a fairytale, that's for sure. If you drive down Sunset Blvd., you might find prostitutes that look like they were in the cast of Pretty Woman. The problem is that the cast member is Jason Alexander.

On a serious level, while class matters in this country, gender also matters. At the turn of the century, upper class men kept their privileged status, while upper class women were dependent on catching another upper class man to maintain their status. The problem (for upper class girls) was that an upper class man could find a less demanding prole to marry, so there was a surplus of upper class women. Enter sororities at major universities. Now upper class women have a mechanism designed to pair them up with upper class men and middle class strivers.

The pattern still exists today. People are marrying later, so fraternities and sororities can focus on substance abuse, date rape, and bad reality TV. Meanwhile, after college, reality TV shows pick up the slack. It's not a coincidence that all of the men on the Bachelor look like they were fraternity social chair. It's Sociology 101.


edited for grammar

Poll -- does your spouse/SO/ISO know about the FB?
 

Eddie Murphy once joked about haunted house movies. He said that white folks stick around and try to solve the mystery. Black folks might like the neighborhood, but when they hear a voice saying “Get out” they say “Too bad we can’t stay.”

Dude, the walls are oozing blood and there’s a white light coming out of the hall closet. It’s time to Get Out.

The Bachelor
 

It's reassuring to see that some people are working to uphold and preserve the good old traditional values. Those things that made our country great shouldn't just be cast off on a whim.

Sarah from Joe$$$ Naked
 

I don't know how this escaped comment on the Board this long, but...

http://www.playboy.com/magazine/imx/kozer.jpg

She also appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live with some sort of new wave hairdo.

Sarah from Joe$$$ Naked
 

Well, it appears she's finally made it out of her fetish film rut. Good on her.

Sarah from Joe$$$ Naked
 

She's wearing one of the Joe Millionaire necklaces in the pic. Hee.

Poll -- does your spouse/SO/ISO know about the FB?
 

I wonder if those dreams coincide with my morning wood.

I just blew my own mind. [Wow. Is that ever an opening for a good comeback or what?]

Well, I've already received 4 shots of one set of new breasts. Excellent pictures. The question is, does anyone else really want to play?

TM

Sarah from Joe$$$ Naked
 

This pic is not showing up on my computer. Is this a trick of the IT nazis? Whats the pic of?

Poll -- does your spouse/SO/ISO know about the FB?
 

New breasts as in new to her or new to you?

And, no. I also have no real desire to see a shot of your cock for some reason.

Sarah from Joe$$$ Naked
 

It's that perfect attention to detail that makes you so beloved here.

Even(never would have noticed)Odds

Schadenfreudapalooza
 

Is anyohe else enjoying these fabulously brutal reviews Ed Burns is gettinf for his performance in Confidence or whatever his new movie is called? NYT said he makes Ben Affleck look like a young Dustin Hoffman. Salon (the parts I could read bc I cant access the day pass- can anyone else? ) was even worse. I wonder if this will kill his newly repaired relationship with Chrity Turlington (like I believe they split bc his relatives wouldnt fly to Italy for their wedding post 9/11- not a dealkilller if you are engaged).

Hee Hee. Its so rare to get such deliciously harsh reviews. Makes me want to be a film critic.

Sarah from Joe$$$ Naked
 

mine either. somehow i'm guessing a pic with an address of playboy.com is pretty easily screened. although given sarah's looks, a big red x may be easier on the eyes.

Squeeze Brad Pitt's Butt
 

Well, a foam facsimile:
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Brad's Buns Up For Grabs
By BeatBox Betty

This story is both creepy and cool. For those of you Brad Pitt fans who want to know what his butt cheeks feel like, hell has just frozen over.

A model of Brad is actually getting a face-lift of sorts at Madame Tussaud's museum of waxed famous folks in London. Fitted with a lifelike behind, modeled in foam and silicone from a mold of the real thing, this Brad offers his buns up for anyone willing to grab hold.

A rep for the museum told reporters, "Brad Pitt is one of our sexiest exhibits anyway, so he is an ideal candidate for the first ever squeezable waxwork. He is a huge hit with the ladies and, after Kylie [Minogue's] bottom got so much attention, we thought we'd have a bit of fun with this new figure."

For four years now, the Pitt model has been one of the museum's hottest attractions. Employees claim that in addition to having to clean up lipstick smears, they find panties left in the pockets of his suit.

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p(annoyed with Brad Pitt because he persists in looking unwashed and scuzzy--suck it up, you're pretty, deal with it!)j

Sarah from Joe$$$ Naked
 

Uh oh, what if you are that annoying guy in the office next door?

90210 reunion
 

I know that I am totally lame (for other reasons, of course, in addition to this one), but I will probably watch it. The show started when I was in 8th or 9th grade... I can't help but feel a little nostalgic.

http://entertainment.msn.com/news/ar...px?news=120780

Donna, David and Steve are too busy to participate... trying to keep up with the whirlwind of their fabulous careers and all.

Sarah from Joe$$$ Naked
 

frightening thought, eh?

MJ Home videos
 

Was there anything particularly disturbing? I only caught about 2-3 minutes when Liz Taylor was talking about Christmas and Jehovas Witnesses.

90210 reunion
 

What, Donna didn't think she owed it to her dad to show up just once for him, after he gave her the only real job she's ever had?

90210 reunion
 

ACtially what happened is that her daddy didnt have enough pull to get Fox to take either of her two pilots, so she is paying them back. That'll show them.

I bow my head in shame for knowing this.

90210 reunion
 

It's supposed to be their 10-year high school reunion. It will be interesting to see how they end up. Unfortunately they'll probably deny us the satisfaction of seeing Brenda as a heroin-addicted con artist and Andrea talking about the kooky exploits of her group home/psych ward companions (aka Corey Feldman).

Too bad Donna and David aren't there so we can't see the effects of his verbal and emotional abuse and her frigidity on their marriage.

Understatement of the Day
 

O.J. WANTS TO COVER BLAKE TRIAL FOR TV
Associated Press

LOS ANGELES - Disgraced football legend O.J. Simpson has a new career goal: He'd like to do play by play for Robert Blake's upcoming murder trial.

He said yesterday that TV outlets - which he declined to name - have contacted him and, "I'd love to do it.

"I think I have a lot of insight."

Full text: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...e_trial_for_tv