Memo to file - stay off computer 6/17
 

Yes, your namesake was on The Tonight Show last night. Looking absolutely horrid at roughly 60 pounds. I thought her thing was to be the good-looking conservative loudmouth. These days, she looks like Mary Matalin's skeleton.

Memo to file - stay off computer 6/17
 

Well, at least I still look better than Malkin..

http://www.100monkeystyping.com/wlog/m5.jpg

Memo to file - stay off computer 6/17
 

yer settin' a low bar for yourself there....

Soymilk and Sterilization
 

A whole bunch of people have told me that Soy Milk makes men sterile. Yet I have not found anything about it on the internet (when I typed in Soy Milk Sterilization the first page I was taken to was a White Power chat room).

Anyone know anything about this?

I realize this probably should go on some other board, but this is the only board I post on, so I didn't really know where else to go.

Soymilk and Sterilization
 

drinking soymilk does not make you sterile, but if you are drinking it you're almost certainly a future faggot- so you'll not likely have children. maybe that's what your friends meant?

Memo to file - stay off computer 6/17
 

Anne Coulter called me a RINO once. I told her to eat something.

Beleive it or not that is a true story

Ann Coulter is over forty and single. She has dated both Guccione and Bill Maher.

She clearly thinks premarital sex is a sin.

Why hasn't anyone asked her if she is a Virgin, and if she is not, how she reconciles that with her Christianity.

And didn't God ask us to be fruitful and multiply? Did she miss that part of the Bible.

Interviewers never ask the right questions.

Soymilk and Sterilization
 

How do you know I am not one already?

Soymilk and Sterilization
 

my post was inclusive of that possibility- if you are now, then you'll be one in the future. sebby drinks soy drinks, as an example.

Memo to file - stay off computer 6/17
 

Believe it or not, I guess you thought I'd never heard that before.

Neither could satisfy my voracious appetites, but Guccione came closer. He likes to have Caligula on the screen while doing it, which was a little weird but not weird enough.

Not true. I think premarital sex by others is a sin. Premarital sex by real Republicans is an affirmation of God's love for real Republicans. But he hates RINOs. Almost as much as gays and other Dems.

Did I mention I have a book out?

Lots of unmarried Dems are multiplying like rabbits, populating the earth with future traitors. You think God likes that, RINO?

Memo to file - stay off computer 6/17
 

And if she is, how does she reconcile that with dating Maher and Guccione?

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It is a well-established fact that she takes it in the ass.

Which preserves her virginity, of course.

Soymilk and Sterilization
 

Because I met Erin at Dragonbar. Damn!

NTTAWWT
 

"Dragonbar" sounds like the kind of place one might find Asian ladyboys. I'm told they can be quite the lookers. Just sayin.

Just plain wrong
 

"This is the auto-to-bio-graphy, of the E, And if you ever fuck with me, you'll taken, by a stupid dope mother who will smother, word to the motherfucker..."

I may have that a little wrong, but that's from memory.

I have to pull that up on the Ipod on the way home. Thanks, Flower!

NTTAWWT
 

"If you're wearing a blindfold and its bent over, what's the diff? I mean... where's the crime?"

- Gary Glitter

Google it.