[rerun* alert] the best of Penske's Right Wing Kook Socks*
 

Non!

I hate the French! Notwithstanding that, I like almost everything about France, well, except the smelly French.

Certainly, undisputedly, they have the best wine, food, and their women speak English in a sexy manner and are possessed of certain waif-like charms;)

I like to French kiss and in fairness they did invent the bikini. And the monokini! OH and a Gaulois cigarette is better than anything the Marlboro Man is schmoking.

Yet, I still find that I hate the French. They smell and are cowardly ingrates.

I think that, perhaps, before we go to war in [edited to account for history since the first posting] Iran we should rethink our strategy. We should first ensure continued access to the vineyards of France and after we secure the vineyards, we should let the Iranians take the rest of that country in exchange for a promise to stay out of America's way in the Middle East. And we should toss in Alec Baldwin, Barbara Stresisand and Jerry Lewis too!

OH and a brief personal aside, last week I beat a Frenchie foreign exhange student at my local pub's backgammon tournament. He was the only thing standing between me and the prise money. Cheque mate! In the aftermath my 11-year old nephew, who came with me to watch, asked me if Pierre offered me his woman following the defeat. Brought the room down with laughter. Except for old Froggie.


Originally posted by Le Pen is Mightier than the Board on the Politics Board, September 08, 2002

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Did you forget your password and have to create a new moniker?

tm

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Salon may not find you inspirational, but both "rEdiculous" and "icky board" made it into that Richard Zitrin article from what, 1998? Anyway, the one that led me to the boards at Yahoo.

tm

Fun with IM
 

myskreename21: hi... anyone tthere?

lessinsf_rocks_my_world: yeah, bugger off.

myskreename21: oh your tthere hi...

lessinsf_rocks_my_world: which word don't you understand - bugger or off?

myskreename21: a/s/l ((age sex location)?

lessinsf_rocks_my_world: fuck off and die. Get cancer or a brain aneurysm.

myskreename21: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thhought you might like to chat.

lessinsf_rocks_my_world: are you retarded?

myskreename21: ok, i can take a hint.. but you should check out the pictures i have of me on my site.. you might change ur mind.. the link is in my profile.

lessinsf_rocks_my_world: no, you clearly can't take a "hint." You can't even take a full-on assault. Now that I see you are spamming, you are reported to Yahoo!

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Sweetie, if you throw rocks at uncle Hello 100 times a day, yur bound to hit him sometime.

And its only funny til someone loses an eye [insert smileycon shaking a fist].

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Full discloure: that was my sock pretending to be Bilmore, to create the illusion that he invented me, i.e. I was his sock, and that he invented the PB, which everyone knows was invented by Ken Pornstarr, my sock.

Of course, I have since retired from socking.

Does that clear it up?

Carry on.

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I won the Moral Compass Award and have an autographed copy of Zitrin's book with his lover's....er....co-author's lipstick kiss in lieu of an autograph.

Its all been downhill from there. I blame Bilmore.

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Ya know, sometimes I think that Penske hearts me. But maybe he carries on this way with all the ladies.

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Oh. So I guess that means Bilmore's still AWOL. Bummer.

Don't you mean "re-retired"?

tm

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Your sock, my ass.

This is my sock pretending to create me rather than the other way around so that he can then pretend that I invented him when in actuality that is exactly what I did.

NOW is it clear.

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Full disclosure:

I think I *heart* Lisa Guerrero, which hearting may have been inspired by you, since I no watchee too much sports on TV.

OTOH, no pun intended, nttawwt, I think one of my socks may *heart* you. I'll canvass them and get back to you.

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You may have heard here I used to heart her, but that's over and I don't anymore.

Unless she hearts me.

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You called?

It's me! I heart ncs.

Fun with IM
 

Dude, you totally should have meditated to regain your mana before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite. {Spree: more fun with IM; all ASCII text, no photos.}

Edited to add: Thanks to Flinty for originally PMming me the link, or something like it.

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Too fucking funny. I may have to get me one of these IM contraptions y'all keep talking about.

T. (old school -- still licking my stamps) S.

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I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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And your flipflops and black polyester socks?

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Baby, you know it.

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Do you really have a Geo Storm?

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Yes, it was. I am going to have to work on my technique. Maybe I should IM myscreenname21 back and ask to chat about vegetables.

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I wish. I have a secondhand Daihatsu. Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free.

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Rate you avatar highly on your color coded laugh-o-graph. Like brick red or something.

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No, have a heart. Don't make her call 2 people a pervert in 1 day.

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What?

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You bore me.

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One trick pony.

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I think we all know that PLF invented that phrase.

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PLF originated the whole concept of "boring."

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Shhh....you might wake him.

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Yes, but you've raised it to a whole new level.

Take credit when you deserve it.

passing
 

Aw damn. We lost another one:

Rerun has run out. Spree: Fred Berry dead.

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Hey hey hey.

Berry was a veteran groom, marrying six times to four women.

Just goes to show you, that for every man, there are 4 women. Even fat guys.

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My self-esteem is skyrocketing.

passing
 

A true semi-legend (o.k., not really). In my youth I enjoyed the hijinks of Dwayne, Raj, Rerun, Shirley and the gang. Who can forget his Emmy-deserving performance when he bootlegged the Doobie Brothers concert at his high school? Or when he joined the cult that worshipped a head of lettuce? And could he dance? Oh yes, he could dance...

Here's to ya, Rerun.

Fun with IM
 

Deer loward,(c)(tm)(RT) that site BOULDERS!(c)(tm)(RT)

I would have hearted(c)(tm)(someone else) to have thought to do that back when I first got AIM(c)(tm)(the AOL(c)(tm) people). I used to get random people asking me for cybersex in those wild and crazy days of 1997, before I learned to delete all indication that I was female in my profile.

Word creation and Joe $$2
 

Thanks to the Urban Dictionary link, I learned that "assscarf" and "assbutt" are actual terms not coined by TM. However, "assfur" was not listed and might be an example of TMonics. Either that or Urban Dictionary is slow to add new terms.

I don't know how long I'll keep watching Joe $$2 (who am I kidding, I'm a junkie for those shows), but the soundtrack editor has a wicked musical sense of humor. As "Joe" was riding his horse up the driveway to meet the women, the background music was the Puccini aria "Nessum Dorma." It means "no one sleeps" and is sung after Turandot gives an order that no one can sleep until she finds out who Calaf is. Given that the girls had little sleep before they had to get up to meet "Joe" and the overall point of the show, I thought this selection was pretty funny.

Oh geez. I'm almost as bad as BRC laughing over obscure references in horror films.

P.S. For awhile I thought my friends invented "yada yada yada." I hadn't been watching Seinfeld and they were the only people I knew who said it.

Word creation and Joe $$2
 

Sorry, Fugee. You've been watching Fox, so erudite as it sounds, 80% of the above is misperception on your part.

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bored, mono-syllabic, very little anger. sounds like the meds finally got lined up right. now tomorrow take one more of the yellow ones and lets see what happens.

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I thought monosyllabic was one word, but who knows.

I have discovered that when people have photographs as their avatars, I truly think that they look like that. Even if I know for a fact they do not. You, of course, look like a 90-yr-old partner who is trying to conceal his age by using a photograph from college as his picture on the firm website. The advanced age may explain the leakiness.

Oh, and I forgot to take any meds today or the day before, but then I went to the dr also today and found out that wellbutrin now comes in a once-a-day formula. who knew.

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Originally posted by taxwonk

The joke is that a client with an ethical compass suited for committing fraud would be foolish enough to reveal fraudulent omissions or misrepresentations to a lawyer that wouldn't happily participate in duping investors, courts, &c, &c. Kaye Scholer got sanctioned for helping Keating with Lincoln Savings like that (right?). And it's not as if law firms haven't ever failed in their own obligations to disclose information when disclosure could cost them an engagement (e.g., Milbank Tweed in Bucyrus-Erie or Perkins Coie in Jore Corp).

Re Lincoln Savings, check out OTS' recommended professional liability: http://www.scu.edu/law/FacWebPage/Glancy/html/kaye.html