Dilemma
 

Amen, brother. I am also that kid -- but with huge tits. You have to do it because you love it -- THEN the power, prestige and money will follow. If you do it backwards and try for the power, prestige and money hoping you will fall in love with practicing law I think you are doomed to fail. The problem is how do you know that you love it before you do it. Personally, I was not one of those people who dreamed of being a lawyer, it kinda happened after college but I just knew before I decided that this was gonna work out. I guess it is kinda like "knowing" you are pregnant before you dip the stick in your piss to check --

Facials
 

Dish on photofacials please. what do they do, how long does it last, cost?

As to facials, I would add that it is subjective. extractions do not hurt at all, but glycolic peels really burn my skin when on, without a burning after effect. I know a very special facialist if you want a great referral. PM me

Dilemma
 

Hmm. My strategy typically involved the Orange (and sadly I remember that they are St. James Place, Tennessee Ave. and New York Ave.) properties (conveniently located in the path right after someone gets out of jail). Of course now I can never play online monopoly with any of you because you know my secret.

I would not play a game with anyone who denied the Free Parking money pile. That is actually the most fun part of the game.

Another Dilemma
 

As I watch gaggle after gaggle of men head out to lunch through the parking lot I have a dilemma -- how do I resist the urge, without hurting myself internally or something (you know, like blue-balls), to go out and de-pants each and every one of them and burn their fucking Dockers?? And they all have cell-phones hanging from the waist-band. Oh the humanity.

Facials
 

They are expensive - like $1500 for five (so $300 each). They also hurt like a bitch but the results are great. It's actually an intense pulse of light that allegedly penetrates your skin's dermis and stimulates the rebuilding of collagen. Whether that actually happens, I don't know - but they do something because your skin looks a whole lot better. The results have lasted for at least a year (I got five).

What happens is that you lie down and the esthetician puts a super cold gel on your face and you get these pads over your eyes and then she zaps your face about a zillion times with a little beam of light. It isn't fun. But it works - you lose sunspots, wrinkles, scars - all that - broken capillaries fade as well.

Facials
 

First of all, I wouldn't just go out and get a facial. There are many many bad practitioners out there. And paying a lot of money and going to an expensive salon is NO guarantee you will get a good one.

That said - I agree with whoever said that extraction hurts - it stings like a mother and not everyone can properly clean out a clogged pore. One woman kept leaning on my eye during this process and I have never returned. Another one basically talked me out of doing the glycolic peel but would not stop pushing the "products" that she sells. Knowing that these people get paid spiffs on selling product, you will have to say no more than once. A good facialist will recommend a good mask for your particular skin condition. I have had Vitamin C and marine masks because I have delicate, dry skin but the hot weather clogs my pores. With dry skin, avoid anything that is clay based.
I also agree with whomever said that the effects last a few days. If you've had some really severe extractions, your face will not recover for about 3 days (but after that, no scarring and the redness will go away). If you're just doing the facial, no extraction, your skin will look radiant for a few days.

Much of this depends on your skin type and who you go to and what you have done. I left one place looking worse than I went in (she kept pulling on the skin around my eyes - taboo).

Ask for recommendations and go to a couple of different places. And remember, you don't always get what you pay for.

Facials
 

Oooh thanks. I was just getting a facial last week and saw a gib ole sign for it. I thought it was a new procedure?

You are like the queen of dermatological procedures. Are you still doing botox or did the Spock experience make you swear it off? Did you used to have acne or something? You dont look like you need all this stuff, but that might just be a cause-effect thing.

ghetto airlines
 

This one has sound and animation. But you MUST HAVE SOUND or this is not funny.

we get you there

Dilemma
 

Nice. I would use that (esp. with the corporate people who find us tedious), if only it wouldn't give me away.

Another Dilemma
 

There is nothing wrong with Dockers. With the advent of 5-day business casual, a guy basically needs to own at least three pairs of Dockers and a couple of pairs of khaki Banana Republic pants (or Gap, I suppose, if that is your thing - I think the BR khakis are a little classier). That is just what you wear. As for shirts, I simply wear white dress shirts, except on Friday, when I either wear a blue dress shirt or a golf shirt - usually a golf shirt now that I think about it. And (because this was a topic yesterday when I was wearing one), there is nothing wrong with short sleeve button down shirts in the summer, but you should only wear white unless it is Friday. I realize this may not be fashion forward or whatever, but men basically have no choice. That is what we have to wear to get away with business casual attire. Not that I am complaining. It makes shopping super easy, and I never really worry about what I am going to wear. I agree that wearing the cell phone hanging from the waist is not the most attractive, but the alternative - having this huge lump in your pocket - is worse, so I wear it in the little waist-band holster. I used to think it was dorky, but now pretty much everyone dies it - it is normal.

Again, this is work attire, not club wear. It is a different standard and guys just do not really have a choice as to what to wear. Just like on court days, we wear suits - duh!

Facials
 

I still get it, just not as much - and I go to a different guy. No acne - I'm just vain.

Dilemma
 

TM:

Excellent analogy. Captures it all so perfectly.

S(the ADD kid who complained when told to read the rules and ran off to play whiffle ball)D

KWYJIBO
 

On the other hand, you probably argue that "Klaatu" or "Gort" should get you Triple Word Score points in Scrabble because they were names from a sci-fi movie.

not7y("With no rules, we have anarchy...and that's only fun if your drunk")S

Marriage scam
 

marriage scam

NEW YORK, July 10 — Here comes the bride. Here she comes again. And again. Six New York City women who swore they had not been married before were issued 43 marriage licenses to wed illegal immigrants so the men could stay in the United States, Manhattan District Attorney Robert Morgenthau said. Each woman got up to $1,000 for each marriage.
ONE OF THE WOMEN received 27 marriage licenses in Manhattan between 1984 and 2002 so she could marry men from Ecuador, the Dominican Republic, Peru, Pakistan, Colombia, Mexico and a few other countries, Morgenthau said Wednesday.
The woman also applied for marriage licenses in Florida, Morgenthau said, and he believes she may have gotten licenses elsewhere in the New York metropolitan area.
“I figured she should go in the Guinness Book of Records,” he said.

So in instances like this, do the husbands get "exported?" Would you be able to find them?

Dilemma
 

I was the banker who was all excited about handling the money at first but then realized what an endless tedious task it was after all but could not get out of it. I of course never took any extra money from the drawer.

My sister was the one who said, "this is taking too loooooooooooooooooooong, I dont wanna play anymore" (she was SUCH a quitter) , just as I nailed Boardwalk and Park Place. What a brilliant game.