Another Dilemma
 

Life seems so quaint in Minnesota.

not7yS

Another Dilemma
 

You're just going to have to move to a more cosmopolitan city, where they clip their cell phones to their $400 trousers...

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For balance, you should know that there actually are lots of people out there who like the work, enjoy the money, and don't regret the choice. There are a lot of shit non-law jobs, too. Ask a securities sales-honcho how enamored they are of their life sometime.

(I just mean, don't give this potential newbie a completely negative view. It doesn't have to be THAT bad.)

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Why is it that suddenly all pants are "relaxed fit"? I went to J Crew and searched the whole stroe a few days ago and could not find slim or regular fitting pants (I''m rather thin of leg and ass). So I went to Banana Republic. Same problem - no regular or slim fitting pants. So I go up to the counter and say jokingly "Are all your customers fat? Why no regular guy pants?" The salesman (a skinny guy) said to me "You know, I've been wanting to know the same thing. Its a real pain in the ass to find pants that aren't baggy").

I wound up buying these weird low cut pants because they're the only slim fitting pants I could find at BR. They're nice, but they only had them in one color, so I can't even get multiple pairs.

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There is when they are wrinkly and worn everyday with a golf shirt. These are not lawyers I am seeing so I don't know if they are 5-day biz casual or not but they could at least wear a nice shirt and crease the pants a bit. And what is with not wearing socks?

With regard to a phone, well, I don't own one (I must be the only person on the planet so that is probably totally outable) but I used to and I got rid of it for just that reason -- people thought I was available all of the time, even at lunch. I guess if I had one now I would not take it to lunch because, well, it is my lunchtime not my worktime. That solves the bulge in the pocket versus hanging off the waistband thing. I don't think having the phone in a case is as bad as just clipping it to your pants.

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Land lines are so 1999...

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For balance, I love what I do. As I said earlier, I believe that if you love it the money, etc. will follow but it doesn't normally work the other way around. I find that most people thinking of becoming lawyers are doing it for reasons that might play on TV but don't in real life. This is why year after year the law schools graduate people with expectations of grandeur who soon become bitter and disappointed.

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Wearing a pocket clip for your cell phone is a great way to repel all those women who'd otherwise throw themselves at your feet.

A white shirt is conservative and tasteful. A white shirt every day is a sign of OCD.

You're not the Professor are you? If you are, let introduce myself... I'm Thurston Howell's illegitimate son, and I know you know where he stashed his dough, so start talkin or I'll start suin.

PS: As to the suit, nothing says guidance counselor like a white point collar shirt. I suggest trying Thomas Pink or Charles Tyrwhitt online.

SD
 

Your bird legs and flat ass aside, I sometimes wonder if you are bangable. I really have not a clue.

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Stop doing preacher curls, show-off, and hit the squats already.

not7yS

SD
 

Next I'm in your town we'll grab a drink.

Yes, I'm bangable.

Speaking of Poker
 

IN 2002, Robert Valkroyni, an amateur, beat Julian Gardner to win the WSOP. When the final table began, Phil Hellmuth said that he'd shave his head if Valkroyni won.

In 2003, which I believe ESPN is starting to air now,

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Chris Moneymaker (yes that is his real name) won the $2.5 million final event, which he entered by winning a $40 super-satellite on an on-line poker room. Pretty impressive.

As an aside, if I were still gambling, the only way I would play online poker is tournaments. I think there's lots and lots of collusion going on in "live games" online. 3 friends get on the phone and talk to each other about their hands. When one of them has a great hand, the others raise and re-raise, trapping the unsuspecting other players at the table. It doesn't make winning a sure thing on every hand, but it sure helps in the long run. But at tournaments, they send people to random tables, which makes the above-described practice nearly impossible.

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Exactly. That's why I got mine. All the casual sex with gorgeous unnamed babes was taking up too much of my free time.

Vegas
 

This may have been answered in the past, but what are peoples' opinions on strippering in Vegas (for a bachelor party)? Hire one for the suite? Or just go to one of the local establishments?

If we can get Kobe Tai (from "Very Bad Things"), then I'm going with the former...

Vegas
 

Previously, I would have said both options were fine, but with the recent crackdowns (no pun intended) on "dancing" at some of the Vegas establishments, the first option is sounding better and better... If you go that route, get at least 2 (preferably that "enjoy each other's company", wink wink, nudge nudge) and watch out for shower hooks...

Edited to say that: Of course, the public humiliation aspect of the clubs is always fun... Have a couple of club-provided incriminating Polaroids of some friends from there...